Wychwood 2025 – The Giant Review!

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This year marks Wychwood Festival’s 19th anniversary having first taken place in 2005. With 204 UK festivals closing altogether since 2019 it’s great to see a much-loved festival continue to thrive and a testament to the organisers’ hard work to keep Wychwood delivering the goods year in year out.

As a festival with more than one eye on nostalgia, the line up promised blasts from the past in the shape of Shed Seven, Daniel Beddingfield and James, but also emerging talents and fan favourites – meaning there really was something for everyone at Wychwood.

For the third consecutive year the festival site sits at the north end of the famous Cheltenham Racecourse, with Cleeve Hill overlooking the site and the Malverns off in the distance to the west. It’s as pretty a location for a festival as you’re likely to find and bathed in sunlight it scored top marks for aesthetics.

Although the festival site is technically on the racecourse site, and that’s where most attendees would enter, it’s basically in the small village of Southam. This location isn’t without its challenges and following a handful of noise complaints submitted by residents on nearby streets following 2024’s event the local council reviewed the festival’s licence council at the end of March.

Thankfully sense prevailed and, with assurances from the organisers who had been forced into making adjustments to the layout of the festival site by the wettest spring in almost 40 years last year, the licence was renewed with additional monitoring and changes to the layout of the site put in place.

For anyone not driving to or camping on site, the local Stagecoach operated D bus service runs from Cheltenham Spa train station, through the town centre and out to the park and ride at the racecourse. A day ticket costs £4.60 and lasts until 1am the next day with regular buses through the day and the last bus leaving the bus stop at the top of Evesham Road (next to UCAS) at 00:31.

The pickup/drop off point in the racecourse grounds has been moved closer following challenges exiting site last year, and local taxi firms such as Starline can be booked either direct through their app or using the Uber app.

DAY ONE – FRIDAY

Gates open to campers at 9:30am on Day One, and by the time the gates to the arena open at 12pm the eager beavers in the queue are more than ready to make their way into the colourful embrace of Wychwood.

On day one the first bands start on the Sam Shrouder Main Stage at 2pm. The stage, named after the co-founder of Wychwood who sadly passed away in November 2023, sits at the far end of the arena. Most of the catering options, more of which later, are in the middle of the site and flanked by fair rides and with bars both sides – including a VIP area which guests can upgrade their tickets to access.

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As with last year The Garden stage’s big top sits at the opposite end of the site to the main stage closer to the campsite. The fairground rides dotted around site seemed to have heeded some of the

noise complaints from last year and were noticeably less oppressive – allowing for music to flow across site and give this reviewer the reminder of who was on next and where I needed to be!

Howlin’ Pete’s sat on the edge of the Village Green area where once again Wychwoodians were offered a multitude of workshops teaching all manner of new skills from belly dancing, to samba drumming, yoga sessions, screen printing and circus skills.

Heading over to the merch tent I was delighted to see that the merch makers had extended the largest size of the official festival T-Shirts by an entire X to XXL! With jukebox prints on a black tee featuring the bands performing, I Heart Wychwood shirts in white and a light blue option with yellow and red font available at £25 for adults £20 for youths, there were mementos galore to take home.

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For those failing to prepare, and as such preparing to fail, hoodies (£38 for adults, £28 for kids), ponchos (£5) and ear defenders (£20) were all available – with the hoodies proving very popular with the chilly nights once the sun went down. The ever-popular lanyards with stage times on (£7) were also spotted around plenty of freshly sun screened necks.

First up on the Sam Shrouder Main Stage were Bristol-based Pocket Sun – one of over 2,250 applicants to the festival’s Apply to Play scheme and the first of eight to perform over the course of the weekend. Aptly named and with their dreamy jazzy synth-pop sound welcoming the audience in, the band’s cover of ‘Smooth Operator’ was one of the best of the weekend.

After that it was off to find sustenance and having completed a couple of circuits of the site I opted for The Duck Shed’s ‘The French Duck’ – slow roast pulled duck, grilled Raclette cheese, onion chutney, cornichons and rocket in a burger bun (other options were a wrap or salad box). It was a bit lacking in raclette but absolutely rammed with duck, which more than made up for it…Raclette would also feature in another format later in the weekend.

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Back over on the main stage and locals Sophie & The Sticks, a three-piece comprising of Sophie (on vocals and keys), The Sticks (Leah on drums) the ampersand (Jon) on bass guitar, were up for their slot. The band describes their sound as ‘moody, soulful pop’ and Sophie’s vocals channel Stevie Nicks in places. With plans to record new music in the summer, there’s definitely more to come from the group.

This year the most notable switch to the order of proceedings was the decision to bring comedy forward from the usual late-night slot to a lunchtime kick off. It was always a bit of a shame for headline comedians to be on around 11pm as folks made their way home or back to their tents, so the opportunity to enjoy some comedy during the daytime was definitely a plus.

Local comic Bridget Christie headlined day one. The Taskmaster star asked a packed tent if any of them had seen the cheese rolling on Bank Holiday Monday and informed those gathered of her wishes to have her ashes rolled down Coopers Hill when she dies. I can only assume in some sort of Morbier-esque set up with Bridget’s ashes creating a seam through the middle, replacing the more traditional Double Gloucester. Who knows, but the visual created had the audience in stiches.

Across to the Village Green and in Barbara’s Storybox, authors and illustrators do live readings book signings. The Storybox was re-named this year after its founder, Barbara Pendrigh, passed away in January following a long battle with cancer. The Storybox brings lots of joy to children and their families and the team did her proud with an expertly curated lineup of performances for all to enjoy.

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Roving Crows’ performance was packed with foot tapping Celtic-influenced folk music which got the crowd moving. The four-piece closed out with a phenomenal Irish folk rendition of Avicii’s ‘Wake Me Up’ to finish their set which sounded absolutely epic from every corner of the arena.

Across to The Garden stage next to catch Cheltenham’s Truck. They brought a truckload (sorry) of loyal local fans with them who sang along to the 90’s influenced rock which channelled elements of The Lemonheads and Dinosaur Jr. Latest single ‘Spit It Out’ was recorded at Abbey Road but judging by the music video to the hook-laden ‘Treading Water’ filmed on the streets of Cheltenham, they’re far more likely to make the most of pedestrianised areas than cause a traffic jam like that inconsiderate OTHER Fab Four…

Keeping the retro vibes going was Daniel Beddingfield. It’s been a bit of a renaissance for the Beddingfield’s this last year, with a remix of Natasha’s ‘These Words’ receiving over 170million streams on Spotify and then Burnley FC players singing ‘Unwritten’ as they sealed promotion back to the Premier League.

Daniel bounded on stage in brightly coloured pink and blue outfit and no shoes, a fact he acknowledged as a nod to his Kiwi heritage. He kicked off the set with a UK garage homage including the mega hit ‘Gotta Get Thru This’ moving through genres including Jungle (M-Beat and General Levy’s ‘Incredible’) and drum and bass he climbed the barrier and joined the crowd who were loving the energy – if not some of the colourful language.

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A cover of ‘These Words’, a massive sing along to ‘In Your Arms’ and ‘If You’re Not the One’ gave Beddingfield’s voice a workout, surprising himself at hitting a high note having recently had his wisdom teeth removed. With a new single (‘Get Some’) and festival slots galore, 2025 looks like Daniel will be having a whale of a time for the foreseeable.

The ever-popular Scouting for Girls made their Wychwood return having last played in 2023. Now, I’ll admit I was a BIT of an indie snob about the boys when they released their self-titled debut album but I’m a definite convert. At one point a fan held up an “I HEART SFG” sign and for a brief moment I thought it was love for Summer Festival Guide, and maybe it was…

Speaking with Summer Festival Guide after their show, frontman Roy Stride revealed the band had to lean on the contents of their debut album due to an enforced change in line-up which brought back guitarist Jamie O’Gorman who only knew the band’s earlier material – making the setlist an easy pick!

With certified hits ‘Heartbeat’, ‘This Ain’t a Love Song’, ‘Posh Girls’, ‘Elvis Ain’t Dead’ and an epic closer with ‘She’s So Lovely’ to pick from, there weren’t many complaints in the crowd. A rowdy cover of ‘Come On Eileen’ added to the weekend’s excellent covers list and with that the band were done – smiles etched on the crowd’s faces and those in the know more than ready for one of the highlights of the weekend…Barrioke!

Shaun Williamson aka Barry from Eastenders has carved a niche for himself with Barrioke – taking his version of karaoke on tour to festivals across the land and filling tents and rooms wherever he goes. Despite hopes for a main stage slot, Barrioke was again in Howlin’ Pete’s which was overflowing with fans craning their necks to catch the man himself in action. Bedecked in a shiny red jacket and every bit the showman, Shaun gave the fans what they wanted and is surely a permanent fixture in organiser’s planning.

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Despite being on at the same time as the Barrioke behemoth, Gloucester collective Dub Catalyst dominated The Garden stage with their eleven members and a tent filled with a dub hungry crowd. A later slot and dub-adjacent acts performing meant there was a real party mood at Wychwood which the band gleefully played up to. If you get chance to catch them this summer then do!

Back at the main stage The Lottery Winners rocked up on stage in matching denim jackets with their names embroidered on the back creating a whole lot of wardrobe envy in this reviewer. Kicking off their set, frontman Thom Rylance apologised for his exuberance – saying “Sorry I got carried away there – I feel like Freddie Mercury, but fatter!” before living out his own version of Queen’s iconic Wembley set for Live Aid.

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I’m late to this particular party, but The Lottery Winners were excellent! A singalong of ‘Worry’, followed by the 80’s tinged ‘You Again’ brought the sun out as the golden hour slot delivered again. Frontman Thom has genuine star quality – especially when giggling through a cover of Snow Patrol’s ‘Chasing Cars’, asking the audience to “Pretend it’s a hit” before each song and berating the same crowd for chanting the name of other band members “I DON’T LIKE IT”.

Buoyed by the joyous set I headed off to get some food before the last band on the main stage, visiting Harissa & Lemon for a Lamb Shawarma salad box. It was absolutely delicious, with perfectly seasoned lamb and a delicious salad dressing. I could happily have had a second portion but it was headliner time!

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Shed Seven were this year’s Friday headliners. With more than a smattering of Shed Seven t-shirts on display throughout the day, it was clear the York natives would be playing to a partizan audience and you could tell they loved every minute of it as they ripped through a 15-song set mixing new and old, including the anthemic ‘Speakeasy’ and ‘Disco Down’.

Reminiscing about performing ‘Going for Gold’ on This Morning in Liverpool after a night of excess, Witter stated he associated the song with Judy Finnegan and the desire to vomit.

At one point lead singer Rick Witter went through a list of dedications, celebrating birthdays, weddings, wishing fans well from ill health – showcasing their bond with their fanbase which is as strong as it was in their 90’s heyday.

To close the set the band delivered a barnstorming ‘Chasing Rainbows’ which the crowd sang back at them with arms aloft and voices straining into the night’s sky. Included in the crowd was a young boy called Lucas who had been introduced to Shed Seven by his York-born Dad and knew the words to LITERALLY every song. Recognising the youngster’s gusto, guitarist Paul Banks handed a guitar pick and setlist down to the pit for him – something the lad will never forget!

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And that was that. Day one drawing to a close with fans still singing Chasing Rainbows as they made their way for another drink, some food before bedtime, back to their tents or to the waiting taxis – all ready for another day of it on Saturday!

DAY TWO – SATURDAY

Wychizens were welcomed back to Cheltenham Racecourse by another scorcher, giving attendees chance to break out their finery – including lots of Hawaiian shirts, cowboy hats, sequins, floral prints, jazzy leggings, Superhero costumes, fox paws and tails and a LOT of face paint.

Saturday saw a definite increase in numbers on site as day ticket holders descended on the racecourse for a packed day and firing out of the blocks with all the energy you’d expect was Joe Wicks PE. Joe became an icon during Covid for his daily early morning workouts and the muscle memory was still there for many of the crowd.

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More than a few parents had a thousand-mile stare in their eyes as trauma of the pandemic and working from home with kids came flooding back. Still, they put their backs, glutes, quads, and shoulders into it and earned whatever refreshments they sought out. Having not participated, but still feeling in need of a boost, I opted for an iced americano (with an extra shot) from the Character Coffee Roasters van to the right of the main stage for £4.75.

On my way back to the main stage I managed to avoid a fine from the Wardens of Wychwood, even sneaking a photograph before their “No Photographs” sign could be presented. The Wardens were on patrol throughout Saturday and enforcing the “rules” including walking without due care and attention; wearing a loud shirt in a built-up area; possession of an offensive child or whistling an infectious song.

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Three members of Doreen Doreen arrived on the main stage beginning with the instantly recognisable riff of AC/DC’s ‘Thunderstruck’ transforming into Van Halen’s ‘Jump’. What followed was a sequinned, leopard printed, feather boa’d fever dream of a show as they smashed through an hour-long set filled with disco, rock and pop covers – including ABBA, Shania Twain and Queen. The crowd danced throughout and Doreen Doreen legacy remained long after their set ended as pink feathers from their boas were left strewn across the stage.

Lee Ridley, also known as Lost Voice Guy, headlined Saturday’s comedy. The Britain’s Got Talent winner filled The Garden, wearing an “I’m Just in it for the Parking” T-Shirt and introducing himself as a “Stand up comedian who also struggles to stand up” had the crowd chuckling in the already quite humid tent.

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A tragic overnight crash on the M5 led to a significant closure on the approach to Cheltenham which meant Lack of Afro were forced to cancel their slot. While this left a gap in the main stage schedule it granted an opportunity for Aderyn to shine in front of a busy Garden stage.

The Welsh native arrived on stage with pink knee-high boots and pale blue outfit and was joined by her band wearing fetching pink glittery waistcoats. If Doreen Doreen were in need of any extra members then Aderyn and band would definitely qualify in the aesthetic stakes. Recent single ‘Foreverever’ started off a set of spiky, hooky, infectious indie-pop songs about love and loss and culminated in ‘Chip Shop Boy’ – an ode to yearning for, well…a boy who worked in a chip shop.

Speaking of…the thought of chips sent me on a mission to find a gluten-free/vegan option to see how people with dietary requirements are catered to at the festival and found Chickenish Vegan Fried Chicken. Serving burgers, loaded bites and loaded fries. I opted for a meal deal option for a pretty punchy £20 which consisted of a portion of Spice is Right loaded bites in gochujang mayo, crispy chilli oil, spring onions, sesame seeds and coriander with fries and a can of coke. It was really good and saw queues throughout the weekend.

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After the understandable pause in main stage proceedings, Mali natives Songhoy Blues were next up although there was some confusion at the start of the set when it wasn’t clear as to whether they’d started or if they were still sound checking. This meant we were treated to a mash up of their blues and afro-rock with Technotronic’s ‘Pump Up The Jam’ which was eventually hushed by the DJ.

A 45-minute set of funky guitar riffs, pulsing basslines and traditional instruments blended together into their unique desert blues sound and gave the audience a real treat as the sun continued to belt down.

Then things get a little bit peculiar as The Ogretones, the UK’s premier Shrek themed cover band, turned Howlin’ Pete’s into their very own swamp. The group, dressed as much-loved characters from the film franchise including Donkey on bass, the Big Bad Wolf on drums and the Gingerbread Man on keyboard rolled out the hits including ‘Accidentally in Love’ and ‘All Star’ before closing out with a singalong of ‘I’m A Believer’.

At one point the band split the audience in half for a ‘Wall of Death’ dance off to a cover of Nancy Sinatra’s ‘These Boots Are Made for Walkin’’. The band acknowledged that some of the audience may die, but it was a sacrifice they were willing to make. Much like Ogres, the band are like onions – no, they don’t stink – they have layers!

Cheeks hurting from smiling for the last hour, it was over to the main stage via a refreshment. The arena had bars in every corner, with cider, ales, lager, Guinness, wine, spirits and cocktails (including a Pimm’s stall) galore on offer. I was also impressed the with amount of non-alcoholic and gluten-free options available. A pint of Stowford Press (£6.75) complete with a Wychwood 2025 reuseable plastic glass for £2 in hand and it was time for Ibibio Sound Machine.

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Lead vocalist Eno Williams led the band through a high-energy, funk filled set complete with singalongs, crowd participation and the brief spell of cloud gave way to the sun again and the vibe-o-meter went up to max! Williams is a captivating performer and with the incredible Alfred Bannerman on guitar, the band were really giving it full beans up there. The insanely funky ‘The Talking Fish(Asem Usem Iyak)’ made me feel like I was John Shaft and that’s about as big a compliment I can give.

Things were really ramping up now as the evening drew in and Public Service Broadcasting arrived on the main stage with no small amount of intrigue amongst the crowd. With an extensive back catalogue of concept albums on subject matter ranging from the collapse of the coal mining industry in South Wales to the space race and the story of Amelia Earhart’s final, ill-fated journey in 1937 it was hard to know what their hour-long set would bring.

Judging by the amount of PSB t-shirts in the crowd there will have been a lot of happy campers (and day ticketers) after the show as their set included new material as well as the hits, including ‘Spitfire’, ‘Go’ and closing with a sky scraping ‘Everest’.

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It was time for another food stop and this time it was Think Greek. The queue had been pretty constant throughout the first couple of days, but having seen other people’s orders I was committed so joined the queue. A minor battery issue for the payment machine caused a bit of a delay, but the wait was well worth it! I chose the Pork Souvlaki portion which came with two skewers of grilled pork with pitta, sauce, salad and chips (£15).

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It was really good and set me up for the rest of the evening which began with indie darlings, The Magic Numbers who were playing out the sun setting with their honeyed harmonies and folk-pop sound. The Garden Stage was packed to the rafters with fans spilling out of the tent as they started with ‘Forever Lost’ before a set mixed with songs from their self-titled debut, including the bittersweet ‘I See You, You See Me’ and ‘Love Me Like You’ to second album Those The Brokes lead single ‘Take a Chance’, 2014’s ‘Shot in the Dark’ and most recent album Outsiders with ‘Ride Against the Wind’.

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As the band’s vocal melodies drifted over the area it was time for our Saturday night headliner, certified legends James.

The Manchester group have a career spanning 42 years and they have an enviable back catalogue to pick from, although distilling it down to an hour and 45-minute-long slot is an unenviable task. Their production team had made some changes to the stage layout, including a runway into the pit to allow the band to get up close and personal with the partisan James fans in the crowd.

Frontman Tim Booth emerged on stage with a long brown coat and woolly hat announcing his expectations for the festival setting were slightly different to what he was confronted with: “I pictured some sort of forest wilderness at Wychwood, so planned a set full of more spiritual numbers, rather than the blockbusters.”

Booth lasted all of one song (‘Getting Away With It’) with his woolly hat before casting it aside, strolling down the walkway and taking the hand of fans as he walked past not missing a beat. The crowd’s energy was through the roof and the band were feeding off it.

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A breathless set made up of new (‘Way Over Your Head”), old (‘Tomorrow’) and older (‘Ring the Bells’) satisfied all but a couple on the way off site who complained they hadn’t played ‘Sometimes’. The band rolled out their biggest hits ‘Born of Frustration’, ‘Sit Down’ and ‘Laid’ to suck in even the impartials out there in stage-lit night and then it was time for James to bid the crowd adieu, saying

good night to the “Witchy, woody, woodians” with ‘Sound’ from 1992’s Seven and departing the stage to the adulation of their audience – many of which came purely for the draw of James.

The neon glow of fairground rides and silent disco headphones plotted the way off site and in a pretty swift exit I managed to power walk from the day pass exit point, through the racecourse site and across the road to the Racecourse Roundabout bus stop at the top of Evesham Road to catch the D bus back into town in 28 minutes – a new PB. Day two, mission accomplished!

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DAY THREE – SUNDAY

A brisk wind and grey skies greet day three’s attendees but patches of blue gave hope that the sun would show its face later in the day. In the short term the merch tent did roaring trade in hoodies while others brought out the DryRobes with a look of sheer smugness etched on their faces (more so than usual).

To kick things off Roscoe Street did their best to bring the sunshine and the main stage audience were getting into the spirit of things as sax solos and funky riffs from the five-piece who met while studying in Liverpool and had been busking on site the night before to drum up a crowd which looked to work wonders!

On the hunt for coffee I caved to the lure of a festival breakfast (I’m only human) and opted for a breakfast crepe filled with bacon, cheese and chilli jam from the accurately named Coffee & Crepes. It was delicious and set me up for a bumper Sunday.

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Moving over towards the Village Green I stopped off in the Artists and Makers tent to see what was on offer and finding a treasure trove of creative, handmade pieces from Emily Laura Designs, Tinkermade and Delilah and The Moon – as well as making classes where you could make your own mini lampshade fairy lights with Jen from All Agog or even a floral crown with Kelly from Perfect Petals.

A circus workshop from Solo Circus welcomed attendees at The Mountainside with a knowing “Hello bedraggled parents of Wychwood!” before lauding them as the true hardcore owing to late nights and early mornings on the campsite. The ripple of chuckles/gentle sobbing from the assembled adults would suggest the nail was hit squarely on the head with the observation.

Next up on the main stage were another of the Apply to Play bands, Big Sky Orchestra. Originally from Birmingham, the band are scattered around the country but as a self-identified Jam Band, the group come together to tour and record new music – with a studio session upcoming.

Despite frontman James claiming not to have brought the weather with them the wind did its bit, giving the folicularly gifted group the wind tunnel effect you’d have to pay extra for normally – and adding more than a shred of rock god to lead guitarist Benedict’s solos. The effortlessly cool looking five-piece delivered a half hour set of Americana influenced, 60’s and 70’s twinged songs – transporting you from a windy field in Gloucestershire to a sun kissed Californian coastal trail and leaving a lot of people very impressed.

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The music came thick and fast and next up it was Wychwood mainstays Thrill Collins. They’ve probably played the festival more times than the festival has run, but it wouldn’t be Wychwood without them. Scamps that they are, a brief flirtation with the idea of starting beef with the UK garage scene was swiftly dismissed by frontman Robbie as they “look quite strong”. Their infectious energy and giddy genre-hopping mash ups were the perfect accompaniment to the now sun-soaked festival.

Wandering around the site in fetching, brightly coloured tank tops, The Barsteward Sons of Val Doonican were drumming up interest ahead of their set. With the voice of X Factor Peter Dickson announcing their entry to stage, claiming to be “bigger than Fleetwood Flippin’ Mac” and threatening to “Butcher all your favourite songs in tank tops” while keeping the legacy of their father (Val) alive the group had a lot to live up to.

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Thankfully the main threat came from the potential for an errant spark or ember to land on stage, igniting the polyester knit and causing a catastrophe – but mercifully we were spared disaster and the set filled with comedy interpretations of much loved went unimpeded. The sheer variety of patterns on show sent me reeling towards The Garden stage in need of something to steady the ship.

That duty fell to punk rockers iDestroy who duly delivered with a set of chaotic, energetic, party-punk songs including standouts ‘Petting Zoo’, ‘100 Sounds’ and ‘Headphones’ giving fans of the heavier sound a much-needed fix. I hadn’t managed to see them at 2000 Trees last year, so made it a mission of mine to enjoy them in the more genteel setting of Wychwood and they didn’t disappoint.

One band I did see at Trees was festival highlight Skinny Lister. Their foot stomping show treated a crowd packed with Skinny Lister merch wearers to 45-minutes of shanty-punk that was brimming with energy and good times. ‘Trouble on Oxford Street’ gave even the uninitiated chance to join in with a “ba ba ba ba badaba” as did ‘Rollin’ Over’ and ‘Wanted’. Band members Lorna and Max’s dad ‘Party George’ took a moment away from Grandad duties to join on stage for his song ‘William Harker’ and looked like he was having the time of his life.

As the band Introduced ‘Arm Wrestling in Dresden’ Lorna announced it was time to take on audience members in an arm-wrestling competition. Jumping down from the stage in her brightly coloured leotard she took on men and women alike, crushing all comers and leaving us in no doubt who the champ was!

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New album ‘Songs from The Yonder’ has just landed in the Top 5 of the Official Folk Albums Chart and with a UK/Europe tour this November and December there’s a lot more fun to be had for all involved!

Backstage the group caught up with the next main stage act, Fisherman’s Friends for a rendition of ‘John Kanaka’ – a traditional sea shanty dating back to the 19th Century. The wafting scent of fish and chips from the repurposed London Bus caught on the wind and you could well be forgiven for thinking you were by the seaside.

The internationally renowned, multi award winning, multiple film inspiring collective arrived to rapturous applause from a crowd now fully into their stride. The Breton shirt-clad nontet (had to look that up) have been touring hard to mark 30 years in the biz with a monster 34-date voyage across the country – including back to Cheltenham in October.

Closing out their set with ‘What Shall We Do With the Drunken Sailor?” I was inspired to make another visit to the bar before intrigue lured me towards Howlin’ Pete’s for Feminem.

Not sure what to expect I was met with the cape wearing force of nature that is comedian Tracey Collins and her alter-ego Feminem. She was soon joined by a group of backing dancers plucked from the audience including the sequinned M.C. Oldboy. The recruitment criteria appeared to be a combination of aesthetic and the quality of their Tesco meal deal order but whatever credentials were needed the crew delivered.

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The whole set was hilarious from start to finish and the “peroxide prophet with the fastest lips in the North” more than justified the curious and their decision to visit the tent – genuinely brilliant.

For the second year on the bounce, Thomas Bradley Project from Liverpool played The Garden stage with frontman Thomas Bradley’s traditional folk/rock sound following perfectly on from Big Sky Orchestra’s slot earlier in the day.

On the main stage it was Lucy Spraggan’s turn. Arriving on stage in a pale blue suit Spraggan was ready to put on a show and with several albums worth of material behind her since her audition on X-Factor in 2012 as a 20-year-old, she has plenty to pluck from. The anthem to hangovers ‘Last Night (Beer Fear)’ probably touched a nerve with a few of the more fragile audience members, but you can’t deny it’s a banger – but there’s a lot more to Spraggan’s back catalogue than just knowing, wit-laden songs.

The heartstring tugging ‘Tea & Toast’ caused more than a few tissues to come out while reflective ballad ‘Balance’ from the album of the same name shows the emotional sensitivity in Spraggan’s writing. At the same time 2024’s uplifting ‘Run’ and its lyric ‘I wanna feel invincible’ and epic new song ‘Unsinkable’ showcase an artist feeling (and looking) strong and ready for what is to come. There’s a new album (‘Other Sides of The Moon’) out later this month, multiple summer festival slots and a tour in the autumn to come and judging by this performance Lucy is ready to seize the opportunities ahead and make the most of them. Good for her!

A food stop was next up and a portion of Raclette and smashed potatoes (£12) from The Melted Cheese Company which was frankly incredible and fulfilled everything I needed from food at that point.

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The Zutons started the evening proceedings and gave us a brilliant set filled with songs from their debut album Who Killed The Zutons? including ‘Zuton Fever’, ‘Pressure Point’ and ‘You Will You Won’t’.

Even though the rain started to fall during ‘Why Won’t You Give Me Your Love?’ there was no dampening of the atmosphere, and saxophonist Abi Harding’s rendition of Amy Winehouse’s ‘Back to Black’ was another of the best covers from the weekend and led up to the original ‘Valerie’ which is still the best (fight me Mark Ronson!). I haven’t seen them since 2006 but they still put on a show and those hits stand the test of time.

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Speaking of things that have stood the test of time, Goldie Lookin’ Chain travelled the short distance down the A48 from Newport to Wychwood and filled The Garden stage with their unique blend of comedy rap. The performance unlocked a part of my brain left hitherto untouched since the early noughties and lyrics from the rap collective’ debut record ‘Greatest Hits’ were soon pouring out of my mouth. ‘Guns Don’t Kill People, Rappers Do’ live STILL goes off.

Sunday night headliners Doves close out the weekend starting at the earlier slot of 8:45pm to ensure compliance with licencing restrictions. The band is touring without frontman Jimi Goodwin who announced in November 2024 that he wouldn’t be taking part as he continues to focus on his wellbeing. All of us at Summer Festival Guide wish Jimi well in his recovery.

Founder members and twin brothers Jez and Andy Williams shared vocal duties during the performance, which included soul stirring anthems ‘Kingdom of Rust’, ‘Pounding’ and ‘Black and White Town’.

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The band are stalwarts of the indie music scene but were faced with a bit of a thin crowd to begin with as other acts slots overlapped – however by the time they played ‘Cold Dreaming’ from this year’s album ‘Constellations for the Lonely’ the crowd the band deserved had appeared.

As the wind whipped across the stage, said crowd attempted to get an inflatable beach ball bouncing around in what can only be described as something of an exercise in futility. Still, they persisted until the ball’s state of inflation became compromised and it cut a rather forlorn figure in the photographer pit.

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Undeterred by the inflatable distraction Doves plated a show you would expect from such consummate pros with their enviable back catalogue, including a personal favourite in the phenomenal ‘There Goes the Fear’ to cap off another excellent Wychwood Festival weekend.

I’ve said it before – in fact here on this very website – but I’m sure as heck gonna say it again, Wychwood Festival is an absolute gem! Judging by the comments on social media it isn’t just me that thinks so. Everyone involved in the festival, from the set up crew, sound and lighting engineers, band bookers, back-office staff, volunteers and security teams should be proud of the event they delivered. Where snagging issues were reported they moved quickly to resolve them, and the feedback from last year was clearly taken on board and acted on.

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Against a backdrop of spiralling costs in everyday life, the organisers are also intent on keeping prices affordable for those seeking escape and have frozen ticket prices for the fourth year in a row ahead of 2026’s edition. With a variety of payment options, including payment plans and a ticket for life option, plus free entry for under 10’s, there aren’t many festivals that deliver such value for money.

Sure the food can come up pricy, and if you’ve bairns in tow you’ll undoubtedly find yourself wincing as the activities, ice cream and other sugary treats start to add up, but Wychwood continues to shine as a genuinely family-friendly festival. There are loads of free activities, kid-centric content on multiple stages every day, and with an immaculate vibe there are much more expensive and less wholesome ways to spend your time and money.

In a year when so many festivals have been forced to cancel, we’re incredibly lucky to have Wychwood still going strong – here’s to next year!

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YNOT 2024 – The Big Review!

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YNOT 2024 Reviewed by – Gavin May & Reuben Mount

Y Not initially came into existence as an overspilled house party in 2005; the sort of party that the cool kid would throw while their parents were on holiday. Cut to 20 years later, and it has clearly gone from strength to strength, with huge named headliners sharing stages with bands making their first foray into festival territory. Despite the phenomenal growth, it is clear that Y Not has maintained that ‘feel good’ ethos.

Taking on a ‘when in Rome’ mentality, we made the most of the time we had and arrived on Thursday afternoon, expecting unbridled chaos in parking and clearing security. However we were (generally) pleasantly surprised here; smooth sailing up into Pikehall, everything well signposted, and straight into the car park. This could be in part due to the fact that the Thursday tickets were an add on – turns out that the Thursday tickets were worth the additional premium, but it does detract from the affordability side of things if you’re then paying piecemeal for the “extras”, especially if you’d be festivalling with a larger group of people, or bringing the family.

Stepping out into the lush greenery and looking out at the clear skies, it looked to be a promising weekend weatherwise, though we daren’t say that too loud (post note: aside from a smattering of rain on Friday, we stayed mostly dry!).  Navigating wristband collections and clearing security in itself wasn’t awful, though it was clear that people were still finding their feet – we got sent on a bit of a wild goose chase trying to find the box office, but once we were through both sets of security and had the arenas laid out in front of us, we were golden.

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Thursday

As things were still warming up, we took a little time to explore and get a lay of the land. There’s a large array of food options available, with something for everyone – a number of veggie and vegan choices too, which is great to see. Some of the options were a little unexpected (G: I’m looking at you, fudge shop that is shaped like a bus) but safe to say it feels like this weekend is going to have some character to it, if initial impressions are anything to go by.

On our initial wander toward the merch, we caught a snip of Club Malibu starting strong with the dulcet tones of “Karma Chameleon” blaring across the Gold City. The usual fare was available (Y Not t-shirts & hoodies, and reasonably priced too at £25 and £35 respectively). In fitting with the vibe so far, there were of course bucket hats and football stye t shirts too, in a bright pink colour. Those t-shirts were a little steeper in price but were sold out in no time. Interestingly there were also band-specific shirts available to purchase at the merch stand, which was lovely. As we discovered later on in the weekend, these were on rotation, with headliner shirts on sale each day.

We strolled back across a fairly quiet site, grab a gyros (chicken for Gavin & halloumi for Reuben, and park ourselves in the sunshine. Lexie Carroll provided a fantastic, floaty tone during the part of her set that we were able to catch – similar in feel to the wispy tone that Billie Eilish put forward in “What Was I Made For”. Shame that it was being consistently challenged by the dubstep from the Flying Dutchman ride, but it comes with the territory I guess!

As another mood-setter for the weekend ahead, we caught bits of Ten Tonnes on the main stage, setting the vibes for the rest of the evening with some steady but admittedly tonally monotonous rock to a rapidly growing crowd.

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R: I’ll be the first to admit that I’ve not listened to Scouting for Girls since 2009, but tonight I got to hear Scouting for Girls in 2009. Energy and feel of the band hasn’t changed in a decade and a half (complimentary, obviously). They had an absolutely impeccable festival energy though, exactly the right band for this atmosphere and crowd, revelling in the response they got for Elvis Ain’t Dead. Their accompanying guitarist, Nick Tsang, demonstrated his musical prowess on multiple occasions during the set, including leading the crowd in a confusing but delightful rendition of Year 3000 as popularised by Busted. Definitely felt like a cheese dream but it was, admittedly, a lot of fun.

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Closing out the Thursday were Kaiser Chiefs, a band that we’re both fans of but neither of us expected quite the performance they gave on that stage. There was a reliance on their earlier work, but honestly, we get it. With a professionally crafted and tight set, blistering from song to song, with classics like Oh My God and Ruby getting the crowd riled. Also good to hear beyond six seconds of I Predict A Riot without being cockblocked by Yorkshire Tea.

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Plan was to hit up the silent disco after this, but the combination of being knackered and the fact that it comes at an additional cost (no thank you!) had us calling it a night here.

Friday

Another day of basking in the sun of the Derbyshire Dales – once we finally clear security, at least. As expected, the number of people arriving today has spiked, meaning that clearing the first set of security is taking an age. Wish there had been an easier way to sort out day entry, but we don’t always get what we want, eh? When we eventually manage to clear security, we make a beeline for the loos (bad choice – TL;DR the queues are HUGE and the toilets are frankly a state), then get to the Big Gin just in time to catch Black Honey.

Black Honey kicked off the festival proper with their distortion heavy melodies tinged with a sweetness echoed in the country music aesthetic of the lead vocalist. If you think Dolly Parton if she fronted 90s band Hole and you’re almost there. Needless to say that 90s grunge is very much alive in 2024 while Black Honey are around (R: And I’m living for that). Lemonade was their stand out song from the set, and was preceded by an anecdote about their first ever main stage at Y Not with a crowd of 3 and an exploding bass. Far cry from that now, with hundreds of people sitting in front of the big gin absorbing their sound. (G: I last saw them do a set at Bestival in 2018 and they’ve developed so much, but haven’t lost that unique and raw sound. I also particularly appreciated their shout out to women and non-binary people in the crowd, with the explicit statement that “everyone exists here”).

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We had a little bit of a gap, and a bit of a gap at a festival means one of two things; a drink, or picking a stage at random. Venus Grrrls were the result of us taking the second option and what an incredible set. Wistful lead vocals mixed with far more aggressive guitar riffs than expected, creating a glorious “fuck you” atmosphere. To put it in their words, “the best way to get rid of creepy men is to hex them”. They shared meaty bass lines that LITERALLY made the floor shake in The Giant Squid. Initially a small crowd, but they were all clearly vibing, and it didn’t take long for them to catch the attention of passers by.

Next we caught Soft Play, a punk duo formally known as Slaves, who burst onto the stage with a visceral energy that feels like it’s missing currently in music, which is probably due to their opening claim that Punks Dead. If this is true though, to incorrectly quote Rachel from Friends, Soft Play had a hell of a time at the wake. They closed the set with The Hunter too, a great call too, which let the new songs to breathe (or scream). G: While we had a great time, I get the feeling that Soft Play were a bit of tonal whiplash from other acts on The Big Gin today; similar to their Download set there were shouts to “fuck the hi hat” which caught a few parents on the back foot when their kids joined in with the chanting. Delightful, in its own way.

Another returning artist to Y Not, following their Thursday headliner slot in 2022, and it is clear that there are some avid fans of The Kooks that have been waiting for their return. After opening with Always Where I Need To Be, the energy stayed high, though it quickly felt less like a festival set and more like a Kooks gig – don’t get me wrong, they sounded great, but felt almost formulaic and uniform.

They did share a new song with the crowd; the catchy Sunny Baby. It contained all the energy you’d expect from The Kooks but felt musically more complex, with a lovely use of layered vocal harmony in the choruses. Seemed to be a hit with the numerous kooks fans at the front! As to be expected, they closed out with Naive, which went over like a dream.

R: At this point, I went off on a little adventure of my own, having seen the start of The Kooks, there was a band on my agenda I was feverishly excited to see live. I traded the open air and indistinguishable fruit scented vape clouds for the darkened enclosure of The Quarry stage to watch The Lottery Winners. This was a band that were clearly having a lot of fun with it, to the point that they feel like the only band so far that was genuinely enjoying themselves. They played Burning House as expected, but the highlight was their anthem for neurodiversity Letter to Myself.

Next I swung by my headliner for the Friday, The Mysterines, ending my Friday on a melancholy note in the best possible way. Sultry vocals, bits of vocal distortion and some of the quite frankly sexiest bass lines I’ve heard (honestly, just listen to Sink Ya Teeth). This wouldn’t be out of place playing in the background of the Blade films, and I mean that as a compliment.

G: As the Friday headliner, the pressure was on for Snow Patrol, but they came out of the gate strong with their 2006 hit You’re All I Have, paired with an eye catching snowflake decal on the screens behind them. As an audience member, you can see that they clearly want to be there – Gary Lightbody’s regular audience interaction pays testament to this, with an opening joke about “falling on his hoop” due to the unexpected fine rain, and bantering with the crowd about sharing some new music (“are you having a good time? Well, let’s put a stop to that!” Which raised a few giggles).

Naturally, there were some of the expected classics interspersed in the set, including 2003’s Run (which had everyone singing along in a frankly moving way), Open Your Eyes, which received a brilliant reception, and their pre-encore closer Chasing Cars which went down about as well as you would expect. There was also material from their upcoming album The Forest Is The Path – they played The Beginning, which felt slightly meatier than the rest of tonights set, but it got the seal of approval from the crowd, which seemed quite rare for any new material this weekend. Disappointingly, their set wrapped up earlier than the billed time, but on the whole it was fantastic.

Regrettably the loo situation has gotten markedly worse. Y Not have shipped in some more portaloos, but the queues for those are still stretching across the site. Heading back from Snow Patrol to meet Reuben, I made unfortunate eye contact with a girl who had tried to pee in a bush, gotten stuck, and was having her friends try to rescue her with all the discretion of two seagulls fighting over a bag of chips. Poor lass.

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Saturday

The energy today is a lot more relaxed than yesterday (though that might well be fatigue from the Sigma DJ set last night…), though people are generally still in very good spirits. There are a number of people drifting around the festival in fancy dress (we’ve seen a fair few gaggles of nuns) which is causing equal parts confusion and delight for those who clearly were not aware that there was a fancy dress contest happening.

The annual paint fight has already taken place when we arrive, and safe to say there are a number of victims wandering around. Turns out that Y Not weren’t kidding when they said that the powder paint would be hard to remove, as evidenced by a number of festival goers who are markedly much more citrus and/or blue than they were on Friday.

A genuinely incredible start to the our Saturday, Pale Waves injected our days with a jolt of indie pop energy. Not much audience interaction but a tight set performed flawlessly and it’s always a sign if people are walking away from your set singing your songs, which we spied a couple doing after this. A highlight of the whole festival so far.

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In the short amount of downtime we have today, we made a break for Sgt Pepper Meadows to scope out some of the other retailers that are here. It’s clear from our excursion that a lot of people were not expecting the sunshine this weekend, with a LOT of people looking quite pink, but in fairness who expects sunshine at a British festival? One retailer that caught our eye was The Jazzy Frog, a quirky craft shop selling assorted jewellery knick knacks. Cue Gavin leaving with two pairs of earrings, because they just have no impulse control when it comes to unusual jewellery. The Dexter’s Laboratory earrings are already a firm favourite for the collection.

As is tradition by now, festival grub is high on Gavin’s ‘to do’ list. Order of the day is carbs, so we head over to The Yorky Roast and treat ourselves to The Duchess; veggie sausages, mashed potatoes, stuffing and gravy all loaded into a giant Yorkshire pudding (R: The most expensive single thing we ate at £14, but worth every damn penny). Made a welcome change from the freebie Swizzels Squashies and Coke Zero, which has been the usual fare so far today.

Another perfect match to the energy and audience of Y Not, Declan McKenna was one hell of a crowd pleaser. The biggest response was to Brazil, as entirely expected, but most of his set went down well. It should be highlighted to that this was the only act to use the screens on each side of the main stage in an interesting way with colour filters for each song, and an excellent 3D-glasses-like effect used at one point.

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We had a little time here for a quick breather – and by breather, of course, we mean cheesecake. It isn’t like we would have been short of options, but the loaded cheesecake van caught our eye on the way in. While £7.50 seems like a lot for cheesecake, this was RICH. One of few times that Gavin has been able to share a dessert without being told to do so.

G: At this point, I slunk off, making the pilgrimage to see fan favourite, Frank Turner. Making another triumphant return to Y Not, Frank graced the crowd at The Quarry stage with show number 2929 (not like he has been keeping count or anything).

Armed with only his guitar, Frank Turner delighted the crowd in the packed out Quarry with music from his newest album, Undefeated, and safe to say it carries the same sharp balance between humour, rebellion and occasional existentialist sentiment that he has become well known for. Notable highlights from this section of the set were Do One and The Girl From the Record Shop, which both pulled in a huge crowd singalong.

Notably, during a musical interlude, Frank took the time to get applause for those “on the ground” who are making the festival happen, from security to bar staff and everyone in between – a real ‘good guy’ move.

The set closed with Polaroid Picture, which felt raw and real. The crowd were encouraged to learn the lead vocal line from one another and continue to sing while Frank took on the other vocal line, and honestly it sounded (and felt) fantastic. A definite Y Not highlight.

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R: With a packed out crowd around the main stage a long time before they even started, Saturday main headliner Jamie T was due a warm reception and the screams of the crowd proved that immediately. There wasn’t a blistering start to the set, with a few slower tracks to open. But, soon it kicked into energy with their typical cheeky London charm and catchy guitar licks. He hit all the greats from his close to 20 year career, of course, with Sticks N’ Stones and Sheila getting incredible reactions. Then closed with a high energy, almost punk, version of Zombie to end the night on a tremendous high.

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Sunday

After clearing two lots of security again, we made a beeline to see Milton Jones at Flamingo Jacks; unfortunately for us, so did everyone else. That definitely pays testament to the popularity of a great comedian, but it also feels a little like Y Not had perhaps underestimated how popular he would be (R: Didn’t help that his set time changed slightly too but the app hadn’t updated the times).

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Admitting defeat, we headed over toward The Quarry, and caught Leicestershire local Rainbow Frog Biscuits in action. She put forward a diverse set with strong vocals and a range of musical styles, and it’s clear to see how she has become as popular as she has. Her music was interspersed with some audience interaction, with a recurrent theme being surprise and delight at how many people had turned out to see her, and honestly it was refreshing to see an artist be so open and frankly human about their experience while on stage.

After (yet another) browse of the various shops, we returned to the main stage to catch Holly Humberstone and her trademark folk/indie pop to continue the feeling of levity that we started with Rainbow Frog Biscuits. Genuinely hard to pick a highlight from what was such a strong set, but if pressed, The Walls Are Way Too Thin and the bittersweet Falling Asleep at the Wheel were must listens. (R: Honestly would have loved more than the 45 minute set as it flew by. One of my personal highlights of the festival)

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Time was not on our side here, as Sunday was jam packed with bands we frankly NEEDED to see, so in the half hour gap we had, we swung by Chick’n Tenders for, you guessed it, “chicken” tenders. The cheapest meal that we got all weekend at £9.50, and frankly it was delicious. G: as an absolute carb fiend, I give this a huge thumbs up. Simple, filling and too damn tasty for its own good.

A swift dart back to Big Gin, and we just catch the start of The Vaccines. Honestly, we both forgot how much we knew by The Vaccines until their set, and recognised a hell of a lot more than we thought we would. They carried the good feeling that was brought in by Holly Humberstone with a frankly excellent set. The stage was set with carnations, in keeping with the theme from their newest album – a nice touch! You can tell they’re good at what they do – they sound JUST LIKE their recorded music, tonally, so they’re not victims to autotune hell. The use of reverb is enough to fit the style without being a distraction, and Justin Young was as suave and charming as ever. 

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R: Another solo excursion for me and football themed intro aside Dylan John Thomas kicking off (pun grudgingly intended) with Jenna immediately brought the energy of the small audience to a fever pitch (another terrible pun). I’ll stop now because I don’t like football and am running out of knowledge to draw on. The crowd might have been small, but they and I loved every second. Both Fever and Up in the Air were the clear highlight, with the latter blending melancholic lyrics with music dangerously close to ska. Exquisite.

From the soft indie tones to the politically charged rap metal of Bob Vylan proudly proclaiming to start war against the state. Genuine passion blazed through this set and great banter with the audience that the whole of the Giant Squid tent were absolutely living for. They named themselves “Best Band in Britain” during one such chat, and it’s hard to disagree after a set like this. Highlights were Ring the Alarm and the damn timely despite its age We Live Here.

G: Noel Gallagher was also there.

If you’re a Noel Gallagher fan already (and there are many if we go by the amount of bucket hats and shades nearby) you’re set, but otherwise there’s very little to catch your attention in the early portion of this set.

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Notably, theres an unusual change in cinematography compared to other artists. While the likes of The Kooks and The Vaccines cut to the crowd at regular intervals, the camera seems fixed on Noel and occasionally other band members. There also seems to be a lot of just dead time between songs. Screens off, everything just stops until he’s ready. There’s a very interesting use of the screens behind him during the songs though, moving through a city skyline for Council Skies and a kaleidoscopic effect for We’re Gonna Get There In The End.

As expected, there is some classic Oasis in there, which fills the second half of the set as well as the encore. Surprisingly, there’s a cover of Love Will Tear Us Apart by Joy Division as the pre-encore close. The cover felt very different from the original, with a wiry Britpop spin that I’m sure some people would have enjoyed. The set fully closed with Don’t Look Back in Anger, which went down a storm. Despite personally not being a Noel Gallagher fan, I couldn’t help but get involved here.

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G: Having had chance to unpack and get my head clear, I’ve got a few closing thoughts about Y Not this year. It was my first visit, so I can’t say whether this is the standard fare, but Y Not is easily one of the best “vibes” festivals I’ve been to. It was clear from the off that everyone was just there to have a good time, and that feeling carried on right the way through from the Thursday afternoon to the end of the headliner on Sunday.

There were a few issues around organisation, and I’m hoping that these are tackled before Y Not 2025 – the main one being the loo situation. It felt as though Y Not might have been a victim of its’ own success here, though, and an attempt was made to rectify the situation by plonking in extra portaloos, but it just wasn’t enough. This problem could have been lessened if the loos in VIP were working as they should, but as only one of the four toilet blocks was working in there, people were being filtered out into the main arena to use the already overcrowded facilities.

Particular shout out has to go to The Oktoberfest Band – over the course of the weekend they have been doing some LONG sets in The Watchtower Bar, playing fantastic arrangements of well known feel good bops and interspersing it with some great banter.  While I wasn’t able to catch a great deal of their performances, the parts I did see were high energy and really engaging, and it’d be frankly rude of me not to give them a mention.

Overall I had a blast – same time next year?

R: As a music festival goer, not a vibes festival goer, I wasn’t sure how much I would get out of Y Not, but I’ll admit I was surprised. Folks weren’t really there for the music, but to have a good time and this was obvious from the moment we walked through the security checks. Everybody was happy and friendly and chatty, all in ways I’ve not experienced at all festival before. Even if I’m pretty certain I’ve seen enough bucket hats now to last me until roughly 2034.

It wasn’t without problems, of course, and the toilet problem that Gav mentioned cannot be understated. I have genuinely never seen a toilet situation at a festival that bad before. Also, I truly believe that festivals should stop taking the piss so much with the pricing of things when you’re there. The food was great but the prices were exorbitant, and the sheer amount of things billed as activities during the festival that had additional charges was audacious.

As a huge music fan, it’s hard to pick my highlights from the many sets we saw. But, I would say that you owe it to yourself to see The Lottery Winners live at least once, and Venus Grrrls and Rainbow Frog Biscuits are a couple of artists to keep an eye on in the future. Whether I will be raring for Y Not next year definitely depends on the lineup of bands, but if there’s some choice bands on the roster, I’ll see you at the main stage. 

Bloodstock Open Air 2023 – REVIEWED!

FRIDAY

For those of us who can’t get the extra day off work, Festivals are still a three day affair unfortunately, so I’m starting my Bloodstock Open Air 2023 journey here on Friday morning. Surprisingly sunny and warm despite one of the worst summers on record, we are grateful on two fronts – no need for the heavy duty rain gear we would have needed two weeks ago, and that the grass is visibly still green unlike the scorched Sahara situation of last year.

It is nice to note however, that Bloodstock seem to have upped their game a little after the 2022 hellscape, and there are a few more canopy structures around site to offer sun/rain relief. New too is the very cool Jewellery collaboration between Black Feather Designs and BOA, being a stalwart OG Bloodstocker – I was tempted into getting a signet ring, and they are beautifully made. Otherwise, Bloodstock remains largely unchanged and for that I am thankful – it is one of the easiest to navigate sites of all UK festivals and means I’ve got the best chance at seeing heaps of excellent bands this weekend.

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Starting up with Hate on the main stage, who are uncompromisingly heavy and daubed in corpse paint (my first bingo tick of the weekend), followed by Gatecreeper who seem to have swapped set times. Gatecreeper fulfil my hair-windmilling requirement for the festival on day one, opening with the aptly named ‘Sweltering Madness’, play some good solid heavy metal and get an extremely rowdy circle pit going.

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On the Sophie stage, Zetra sound like the band from your 90’s Buffy dreams. Gloomy, emo and deliciously ethereal – if you want to write poems in a graveyard, this is your soundtrack. By your soundtrack, I mean mine. Off to buy some black lace and a scrying gemstone.

Back on the main stage Sacred Reich have worked out whatever the hitch was that meant they had to switch slots with Gatecreeper, and they joke “This sun isnt typical here… I think its cause you’ve got two Arizona bands on today, so you’re welcome” before thanking Gatecreeper for the swap. It’s a great set from them so I’m glad the powers that be managed to work it all out.

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Wild Heat are rocking out in the Jägermeister tent, it sounds like the 80’s and I’m entirely here for it. Looks like everyone else is too because that tent is absolutely overflowing with people cheering them on, and I reckon they could more than handle a bigger stage next time. Fit For An Autopsy also get my stamp of approval, their sound is built from so many different sources and angles it’s a truly unique experience across their set, yes it’s heavy but the underlying melodies are the hook that reels you in. Calling “This is a bucket-list festival for us, we are so glad to be here! We need more crowd surfers, get up there!” they are visibly gaining new fans today.

Fury on the Sophie Stage are absolutely throwing down, it’s classic 80’s metal and I LOVE IT. Twin vocals from Julian Jenkins and Nyah Ifill are the soaring sound of the epic 80’s movie montage – think Karate Kid and Rocky. I know that sounds like I’m placing them in the category of cheesy, but trust me when I say I’m putting them up there with the greats. If you like hair metal, Fury are one hundred percent for you. If you don’t like hair metal, you’re wrong. ‘Hell of a Night’ has a very singable “Monster movies” refrain which has already become an earworm and is therefore entering my playlist immediately.

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Over on the main stage, Heaven Shall Burn are already enjoying themselves “It’s our first time at a festival in the UK, this is pretty special for us”, their stage filled with huge lighting panels and a lot of face-melting pyro. After a two year hiatus from live music before this summer, they’ve come out swinging, heavy and fast enough to entice a whole raft of crowd surfers across the barrier – including someone in a completely pink suit and tophat, very dapper.

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Less production fanfare for the iconic In Flames, but no compromise on power whatsoever. The Gothenburg heavyweights are as raw and brutal as ever, backed up by their intensely interwoven melodies that form their unique sound. I couldn’t rave enough about this band if I tried, after thirteen albums their catalogue speaks for itself, but live – they just have that certain something that draws you in. ‘Leeches’ and ‘Behind Space’ back to back show just how varied this setlist is today, we’re getting the full tour and I’m extremely appreciative.

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Shouting “Do you wanna join our band? Get him up here, no wait, he’s got superhero clothes on he can fucking fly up” Anders brings a fan dressed as a pirate up to join them on stage. “Finally we got a rock star up here!” he jokes, before handing him a mic. “Open a big circle pit for this one, pirate guy, are you ready?”. We love a bit of silliness here for sure, but we love a bit of ‘Take This Life’ more, and wow what a set that was. The last time In Flames played BOA was 2007, it’s been a long fucking time coming, In Flames we trust.

We take a little time to peruse the food offerings before the headliner, and settle on some slow cooked brisket from the most magnificent BBQ van, whose siren blares when the meats are ready. I would now like to be informed of dinnertime this way every day. 10/10 deliciousness, even if the chipotle sauce is still burning.

Closing out the main stage for the night, Killswitch Engage are a strong choice for BOA headliner. It’s an absolutely massive crowd spanning the arena and they come in heavy and melodic with ‘My Curse’ and ‘Rise Inside’. Guitarist Adam Dutkiewicz is rocking cocktail print boardshorts and a cut off Hawaiian shirt whilst bouncing around the stage with utter uncontained glee, as they head into ‘The Signal Fire’“This song is about unity and love, and that’s everything this festival stands for”.

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“I think it’s important to say this to all you people who were picked on. The freaks, the geeks, the weirdos. You are not alone, we are all here for each other” is a lovely supportive sentiment for a big ole metal band to espouse for sure, but becomes slightly ridiculous when followed up with “…what are you pussies doing there in the middle? I thought this was a metal show? Get a circle pit going!”. Nevertheless the band is rewarded with just that, if there’s one thing Bloodstock fans do brilliantly – it’s getting themselves nice and chaotic when asked. Closing with ‘My Last Seranade’ and a fitting tribute to the Ronnie James Dio stage – a cover of ‘Holy Diver’ is the perfect ending to an epic headline set.

SATURDAY

Starting out on Saturday with doomy Urne, who have gathered a decent crowd. It’s not my jam to be honest but there are plenty of approving fans headbanging along this morning.

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Up next is possibly the stand-out performance of the weekend, surprisingly… Royal Republic. A strange pick for Bloodstock, and one that I expected to annoy more true heavy metal fans. What I actually saw, was one of the biggest daytime crowds of the whole weekend, everyone dancing, everyone having a great time and everyone letting the pretence of coolness down for 40 minutes. Royal Republic are Swedish clean-cut rock and roll, dressed like T-Birds in tight denim and leather jackets, they bandy about the stage like they’re trying to embody the spirit of Elvis. There’s a keytar, a moment where drummer Per Andreasson fully stands up on top of his kit, and heaps of crowd interaction, what’s not to love?

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Yelling “These are my hands, I have two… the maximum amount. They would like to meet your hands… clap!” its clear enigmatic frontman Adam Grahn is here for a fun time. “We love metal, and we could have been a metal band… but we also love money” they joke, before giving us a quick and VERY convincing rendition of Metallica’s ‘Battery’. Finishing up with ‘Baby’ which is immediately my new summer road-trip jam, they have solidified their place in BOA history as a surprise hit amongst all the doom.

Employed To Serve get the unfortunate slot of a proper downpour, but manage to throw down some brutality after it clears. Vocalist Justine Jones absolutely crushes the low death metal growls, and they’ve got a very respectable crowd in front of them. Bloodstock veterans Crowbar are back once again with their excellently heavy riffs, and a joke or two about the weather “We’ve had a lot of wind, a lot of rain… it’s fucking England” to a massive crowd of fans.

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Knocked Loose promote as much chaos as their name suggests, and we see the biggest circle pit of the weekend so far, as vocalist Bryan Garris goes absolutely berserk on stage himself.

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Over on the Sophie stage another new one for me is Dakesis, despite the fact that they’ve been at Bloodstock a few times before, I seem to have missed them. Frontwoman Gemma Lawler is an absolute powerhouse vocalist and the band’s prog/symphonic metal is right up my street. Their show is dynamic and exciting to watch, the melodies are on point, and I’d truly be happy to see them hit a main stage slot sometime.

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On the opposite side of the style coin, Abbath (fronted by former Immortal guitarist, Abbath Doom Occulta… what a handle) are bringing us another dose of corpse-paint and creepy tongue waggling. There’s an awful lot of people in the crowd sporting corpse paint today in support, even a few of the photographers were spotted getting gloomified, and the set is worth the hype.

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Walking into the Sophie tent ahead of Gutalax, with no prior knowledge of the band… is nothing short of a fever-dream. Yes yes, I should have realised with the band name, but I wasn’t prepared for what I saw at all. Fans waving toilet brushes (imagine explaining those to security on your way into the campsites) and inflatable excrement flying around the tent, whilst they sing songs about… well, shit, is actually quite fun. I too would like to make it this far in life doing something incomprehensibly weird, I think I’m doing life wrong.

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Triptykon performing Celtic Frost is quite special in and of itself, so I don’t know why it isn’t hitting the button for me today. It’s technically brilliant but I guess I’m missing the little things that engage and endear me to live music, it feels a bit like they’re going through the motions I suppose.

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On the other hand, the incredibly silly but rather excellent TrollfesT are bringing me all the chaotic joy I have been craving. Sorry purists, but I am going to fucking LOVE a band dressed as resplendent sparkly flamingos and I won’t be taking any questions at this time. Looks like I’m not alone in this sentiment, as there are flippin’ heaps of inflatable flamingos in the crowd, and many people sporting flamingo paraphernalia, and surfing their way to the front of a full tent. Joking about how they entered Eurovision but didn’t get through, frankly enrages me. I would absolutely have voted a million times for the band who play folk metal and dance around the stage, but even more so for the band who call themselves “agents of chaos” and cover Britney Spears‘Toxic’. Come on, even the most seasoned metalhead absolutely must find this sort of thing amusing.

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Last up for me on Saturday are Meshuggah. I’m trying not to let my opinion be too obviously jaded by the fact that their lighting for taking photos was the absolute worst… but, after playing their first three songs almost entirely in darkness from the back of the stage, I can’t imagine it was that exciting for anyone else either. Yes it’s heavy, yes it’s gut-twistingly brutal, but they’re known for their saga-length songs that I just don’t always think translate well to headline sets, and there’s no movement or interaction. On the other hand, it’s a bloody enormous crowd and I know they’re on point musically – for the fans, this would be a great night. For everyone else, I’m not sure it hits.

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SUNDAY

Sunday has us checking out some of the other offerings around the arena, there’s always a small but great collection of shops at Bloodstock, with everything from patches for your battle vest, to frog hats and ornate drinking horns. If I am permitted one small gripe this year, it is that the queues for the merch stand on Friday were atrociously long, and it’s placement along the back of the arena meant that it made the walkway a bit difficult to pass at times to get to the New Blood stage. It would be nice to see a second merch stall over in the food court area somewhere, as I believe there had been in years past. I was also super disappointed to find that the S’Tan plushies had sold out on Thursday, so please BOA – order some more in time for Christmas ok?

Checking out All Hail The Yeti on the main stage for some good solid heavy metal, I did find myself giggling at the Stranger Things experience I was getting with the intro to ‘Highway Crosses’. Tribulation are today’s dose of corpse-paint, and in a very cute move they even have little incense sticks stuck into their PA speakers at the front, adorable. Guitarist Joseph Tholl is incredibly talented, and their soaring gothic melodies are truly delicious to the ears.

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Polish death-metallers Decapitated bring the fun and heaps of crowd surfers, with vocalist Rafał Piotrowski whipping his Rapunzel-ian dreadlocks around the stage. It’s a very large and hyped up crowd despite it being Sunday, this is one of the funnest sets of the weekend by far.

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Dead Air (who suffer a typo on the app and were very sweetly presented instead as Dear Air, narf) are playing their bouncy rock and roll in the Jägermeister tent, jumping around in the very limited space and giving the frankly massive crowd a fucking fantastic set. I’d like to see them back!

Ugly kid Joe are bringing the nostalgia, with their funny take on other bands’ logos (note the Motorhead style drum skins, the Britney Spears/Sabbath tshirt, Slayer backdrop etc…) and they’re just damn good fun, even their Ace of Spades cover was decent.

Over in the Sophie tent, I once again feel I’ve stepped into an alternate reality for Church of The Cosmic Skull. Opening with the truly epic ‘Mountain Heart’ I am immediately captured by their sound, 70’s organ and strings with that Pink Floyd/Animals ring to it. The band themselves are a visual force to be reckoned with as well, all dressed in bright white of varying styles, and all white instruments (apart from the rainbow axe sported by frontman and founder Bill Fisher) they look like the kind of cult I would absolutely fall for. It is prog, for sure, but not the self-serving hours of widdling-around and paying no mind to listenability kind. They have a very singable quality which had me playing their spotify channel all the way home. Call me a convert, they were truly one of the stand out bands of the weekend.

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Now for maybe the most exciting set of the weekend, and who could be remotely surprised – it’s Sepultura. If you don’t get hyped up to jump around to this band, your heart might not be installed correctly, because it is impossible not to be drawn in when Derrick Green asks you to jump with him. “Bloodstock! Let’s get it GOING!” he yells, as the crowd surfers rain down on the security guards at the front. “This goes out to all the bands at the festival, and all you motherfuckers out there” is the signal call for everyone to go wild for ‘Refuse/Resist’ and closer ‘Roots Bloody Roots’ just seals their position as one of the best bands I’ve ever seen at BOA… again.

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KK’s Priest stepping up in place of Helloween after their cancellation, means a crowd full of slightly disappointed people wearing their pumpkin outfits in mourning, which is a little funny. Yes, joke along that this is Judas Karaoke if you will, but honestly – it’s good. Solid heavy metal, a lot of running around and fun stuff, can’t complain for a last minute addition. I would have been one of the people who would have liked for Skindred to fill the slot on the back of their hit album, but the forums are full of people who were Skindred-ed out and I do get why.

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I was however, absolutely blown-away by Zeal & Ardor and do feel they could have been an incredible pick for that main stage slot too, despite their relative new-ness. The rammed tent supports my theory, overflowing with equally awestruck people for their bluesy country flavoured metal. It’s hard to categorise them to be honest, and I think that’s some of the draw – finding a new style can be hard in a saturated market but they seem to have cracked it and created something unusual. Opener ‘Church Burns’ is very country, while Götterdämmerung is as black as metal comes, it certainly keeps them interesting.

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Megadeth are taking the final main stage tour of the weekend and the band tshirts are out in force for them, though they are no longer the true end of the festival due to the Sophie stage going one bigger each night (tonight with Biohazard) this feels like a fitting end to BOA 2023. Replete with the classic 80’s imagery, albeit delivered via screens instead of backdrops these days, Megadeth enter a dark stage and stand at the back, with drummer Dirk Verbeuren risen aloft amongst the speaker stacks. Loading up with ‘Hangar 18’, MegaDave (Mustaine) and the band give us that unmistakable ‘Big Four’ production. Yes it’s thrash, but there’s just that clean element of a band who’ve been perfecting something for this long and absolutely nailing it, and the ginormous inflatable unicorn nodding along at the front of the crowd seems to agree.

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Between each song break the arena shakes with a chant of “Mega-deth” and there is no choice but to headbang along to ‘Conquer or Die!’ really is there? “Two words… lookin good! There are so many beautiful faces tonight” are the words that precede ‘Tornado of Souls’ which I personally think is quite accidentally witty. ‘Symphony of Destruction’ is of course excellent, come through my fellow Guitar Hero kids… as is ‘Peace Sells’.

After a brief break (one of the only bands to continue the pretence of going away and coming back for an encore these days) they call out “This is Bloodstock, all metal, all night!” to which the guy next to me loudly replies “PLAY SOME RIFFS OR FUCK OFF”, much to the amusement of all around us. Finishing up with ‘Mechanix’ and ‘Holy Wars… The Punishment Due’ means Megadeth go out as a solid headline choice for Bloodstock, and certainly one to remember.

Over and out Bloodstock 2023, you have been absofuckinglutely magnificent. With the line-up announcements already – I am positive it’s going to be yet another stunner next year.

Note: Following the festival, it was reported that there had been a death in the campsite on Saturday evening. This publication would like to extend their thoughts and condolences to the family and friends of this person, and to the team at BOA. Bloodstock is a close-knit family and this news is extremely sad.

BST Hyde Park – Bruce Springsteen, REVIEWED!

It’s a drizzly morning in London today, which isn’t stopping thousands of people from descending on BST Hyde Park for New Jersey legend Bruce Springsteen tonight. On one side of the park we have the Trans Pride march in an array of gorgeous colourful outfits and placards, on the other – the Dad-Mecca. Cargo shorts as far as the eye can see, aged Springsteen shirts held as artifacts or badges of honour, and of course The Baseball Cap™. If Merrell walking boots ever did a convention, this should be the location.

Heading into the arena we decide to check out the merchandise, but sadly find the limited edition print poster already sold out. There are plenty of tshirt options though, featuring various motor-city style artwork and images of Bruce looking moody, as well as not one but two baseball cap options to appease the previously mentioned Dads.

Deciding to grab some early dinner we head to a taco place for some absolutely delicious barbacoa beef, before checking out the brilliant James Bay. Rocking out in his signature black hat, a neckerchief and skinny jeans, his voice soars across the site. We are treated to a set of absolute bangers. ‘Best Fake Smile’ and ‘Just For Tonight’ are impossible not to dance to, but ‘Endless Summer Nights’ and ‘Hold Back The River’ are the true epics of this show – James Bay is a fantastic booking for Springsteen day at BST in my opinion.

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On the Birdcage stage, Oscar Corney is giving us feel-good Americana soft rock with a Telecaster in hand, and a decent crowd on deck. “We feeling good? Now that rains fucked off right?” he quips in his distinctly-not-American Cambridge accent, before playing ‘Afterglow’ in a gravelly singing voice which is reminiscent of the Boss himself.

The Chicks (…the artist formerly known as…) are here to present Dallas country and bluegrass with a side of feminism, this is the kind of hoedown I can… get down with. ‘Gaslighter’ isn’t exactly subtle but they sell it well, there’s a lot of banjo and hollerin’ – the sun is out and we’re up for dancing. Yelling “Well hello Hyde Park! Everybody ready for Bruuuce? We are the pre-show entertainment band!” and “London, do you know what a hootenanny is?” before ‘White Trash Wedding’, there’s no denying The Chicks know how to create fun.

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It’s getting late, the sun is on it’s way down, and the arena has suddenly filled up. Low calls of “Bruuuuuuce” begin in the crowd, which sort of sound a bit like booing, but I get the intention. Starting early at 7pm, perhaps in an effort to not repeat curfew mistakes of the past, Bruce Springsteen hits the stage yelling out “Hello London Town” in his classic black shirt and peg-rolled jeans, to rapturous applause.

Bruce is holding his beat-up “mutt” Fender guitar, one of the most iconic pieces of rock and roll history that has been his choice of instrument for the last 35 years – or at least, it looks like it… he does notoriously have various copies of it to save wear and tear. Starting up with ‘My Love Will Not Let You Down’ into ‘Death To My Hometown’ and ‘No Surrender’ it’s a bloody good opening, and the sound quality is top notch.

By song seven ‘The Promised Land’, he still hasn’t stopped for even a few seconds break, and now heads down the front steps to greet his fans and hand over a prized harmonica to someone in the first row. The cameras pan down to fan signs during ‘Out In The Street’ where there are a surprising number of kids on shoulders, one holds a slab of cardboard with “This is my first concert” written on it. A lady a few rows back holds a photo of herself being kissed by Bruce at a previous concert, with the words “Make this the best day of my life again” while an enterprising man a little way over has a sign that says “Tequila 4 a harmonica?”. Bruce declines to take him up on the offer despite it being his tipple of choice according to previous reports.

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Taking what looks like an explosive can of peroni light from someone in the front row, Bruce heads back onto the stage with dripping wet hands, for ‘Working On The Highway’ which honestly sounds a lot like Chucklevision and now I can’t unhear it.

Commodores cover ‘Nightshift’ is an absolute classic, but as he moves into ‘Mary’s Place’ we’re subjected to rain-based kismet, with the refrain “let it rain, let it rain”. Bruce is soaked to the skin and singing into the sky as if he had a pact with someone above for this iconic moment. ‘Backstreets’ is met with a huge round of applause, but I’ve heard at least three songs about “the streets” tonight already and it’s starting to get funny. Luckily ‘Because The Night’ (Patti Smith collab) is up next to turn things up a notch, it’s gorgeously seventies, that sort of twinkly ethereal sound you associate with starry skies around campfires.

The truly anthemic ‘The Rising’ has everyone ‘la la laaa-ing’ along before ‘Badlands’ sees off the last of the evening light over the arena. Well within the curfew limits we get into the encore with the sensational ‘Born To Run’, ‘Bobby Jean’ and ‘Glory Days’, and Bruce finally yelling “I think it’s time to go home”. Obviously this crowd has no intention of stopping and screams back “noooo”, to which he jokes “They’re gonna pull the fucking plug again! I don’t wanna go home either”. The lady in the crowd holding the ‘Bruce, take me dancing in the dark’ sign, practically faints as the opening notes play, but Bruce is busy wiggling his bum at the stage camera and dancing down the steps.

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Yanking his shirt open (which was actually stripper style poppers, a bit less cool than actually ripping buttons off) Bruce thanks the E-Street Band and heads down to lie back into the arms of his fans, before his signature rendition of The Top Notes ‘Twist and Shout’ with a little bit of La Bamba mixed in – the very thing that got him and Paul McCartney shut down last time.

Going out half an hour before Hyde Park’s curfew, on an acoustic ‘I’ll See You In My Dreams’ and softly saying “Thank you so much” renders the crowd absolutely silent. It’s beautiful and a rare musical moment in this type of show. I’m still salty that we didn’t get ‘The River’ or ‘Thunder Road’, but there’s no way to describe how absolutely phenomenal Bruce Springsteen is as a performer and tonight has been a masterclass in classic rock. 73 years old, busting out a 3 hour set with no breaks, back to back 29 songs. Bruce Springsteen truly is The Boss.

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BST Hyde Park – Take That, REVIEWED!

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Back to Hyde Park again this sunny Saturday for some true British treasure in the form of Take That – the band that broke the nation’s heart when they broke up, and then came back as the ultimate zaddies of pop to woo all the mums again.

Before we all get too hot under the collar, Will Young is giving everyone at the main stage a huge wholesome hug. Not my usual fayre by any means but his voice is excellent, the vibes are funky, and I really like his frilly shirt and braces. Though he’s battled through extreme anxiety and more than his fair share of difficult times, Will is possibly one of the nicest men in pop music today. It’s hard not to smile through this performance, particularly when he goes over to hug the Great Oak stage tree, and then says “Hope you’re all hydrating yourselves, it’s hot today!”. Yes Will Young, I will do as you say because I think you’re darling.

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Doors cover ‘Light My Fire’ has the whole arena singing along (and I must say it’s a very respectable crowd for this time of day) but ‘Leave Right Now’ and ‘Evergreen’ are the hits everyone came for, and he delivers.

Over on the Cuban Garage stage we witness the joyful beats of South London Samba, and some frankly incredible rainbow feathered moves from the carnival dancers (two of whom can jump drop into a split, amazing) before we grab some much needed dinner. There are a ridiculous amount of options here for a festival this size, but we try out a Buffalo chicken bowl (way spicier than I’d anticipated) and some ginger tofu Bao (faaaancy) – both great.

Sugababes hit the main stage with a set that surprised me, for the simple reason that I had no idea I knew *that* many of their songs. Starting strong with Adina Howard cover ‘Freak Like Me’ they come out looking every bit the pop princesses they always did, and are absolutely owning the stage for ‘Red Dress’. ‘Hole in the Head’ is fantastic, but if you’re a certain kind of person – even hearing the intro to ‘Too Lost In You’ will both make you think of Christmas AND make you irrationally angry… if you know you know.

“It’s an absolute honour to be here! Look at the weather, the sun is coming out!” they yell, before hitting us with classic trio ‘Push The Button’, ‘Round Round’ and ‘About You Now’. It’s a very clean and precise set, I think I’d like to see them loosen up a little but musically – it’s great, and I appreciate their long battle to reclaim their name and their lost music, to get here.

Ireland’s The Script are fun, and there’s a nice roundness to the fact that they used to tour with Take That back in the day too, but I can’t get by the cringeworthy bit that took a full ten minutes out of their set time to orchestrate. “I wanna call someone’s ex! Who right now is crazy enough to give me their phone?” yells frontman Danny O’Donoghue before grabbing one passed up by security. He proceeds to phone someone’s unsuspecting ex-boyfriend, tells them who he is and lets the crowd scream at them before singing ‘Before The Worst’ at him. Following the serenade, he has the whole arena yell “Goodbye Asshole” at the phone, which is just… not that funny and kinda gauche. ‘If You Could See Me Now’ is dedicated to the memory of their guitarist Mark Sheehan, it’s a great song, but they’ve kinda lost me with the stunt if I’m honest.

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Heading into the final event, the arena has now swelled with people to the point of bursting. The toilet queues are out of control and stretch halfway around the arena, the bars are all loaded and the merch stalls are still going strong. We catch The Cuban Brothers doing another brilliant set on the Cuban Garage stage, but when heading over to grab a tshirt we find that the BST have racked the price up by a tenner since yesterday. Price gouging isn’t a good look for an event – especially when The Cubans themselves just said the tees were £20 on stage and would be when they hit the online shop. Not cool.

Heading down to the Golden Circle area to find a good place to watch Take That, we are immediately pulled into the throng alongside an excited lady wielding a giant face cut out of Gary Barlow (a little disconcerting) and we can see another woman in a Take That patch jacket down the front. This particular person was spotted last night, camping out in Hyde Park ready to be right there today, the dedication is on point.

As intros go, this one is pretty epic. A hoarde of dancers enter the stage seemingly from everywhere, and set themselves up all over the giant lighted staircase that runs from the backdrop right down to the main floor, in front of which a giant runway ending in a second smaller stage area has been set. The band emerge to ear-bleeding levels of frenetic fan screams all around us. The cacophony of the mums knows no bounds. Include me in that, because I cannot get enough of their fashion ensembles tonight. Howard is wearing something that I can only describe as… Newscaster-school-football-kit-in-the-seventies. It is ochre, striped and flared, and I want it. Gary has decided to come as Morgan Freeman in Bruce Almighty, and Mark is… well Mark is wearing an ostrich. A whole one.

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There might only be three of them now (no sign of Robbie despite him also being on tour… boooo) but right out of the gates ‘The Flood’ sounds absolutely brilliant, seems like they’re going to be on top form tonight. Yelling “Good evening Hyde Paaaaaark!” the trio head down the long runway to the middle of the pulsing crowd, “…this is gonna be an amazing night tonight, we want you to sing along and dance along!” and huge blasts of ticker-tape confetti erupt from around them as fireworks go off along the front of the stage. It’s pretty clear they’ve come here to party and I’m instantly all-in.

‘Could It Be Magic’ brings glittery screens and their OG boyband dance moves, and I am shooketh to my core as I myself (ten years their junior) have injured myself getting out of bed, why only this morning. Special guest Calum Scott of Britain’s Got Talent fame, joins the band for ‘Greatest Day’ as he had been part of the reworked song for their film which was released last month, before taking the stage to himself for his cover of Robyn’s ‘Dancing On My Own’.

BeeGees cover ‘How Deep is Your Love’ and ‘A Million Love Songs’ are the catalyst for a whole lot of overwhelmed fangirl sobbing, and my sister who had nipped to the loos at an opportune moment belted back to us to sing “AND HERE I AAAAAAM” in our faces. ‘Shine’ heralds a delightful outfit change, including a fancy white top-hat (which is later thrown out into the crowd, what an excellent bit of memorabilia for some lucky person) for Mark, a green velvet biker jacket for Gary (I would also like to own this) and a tux jacket with golden-winged lapels for Howard. They are taking this photo opportunity very seriously and I love it.  Despite the air of professionalism, they joke “We might miss a few of our cues tonight, the runway is way longer than we thought… it takes ages to get back up there” and then mention how appreciative they are of everyone coming back to gigs after some weird years during the pandemic.

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Stopping for a quick break to read some of the signs being held up in the front rows, we are treated to the truest representation of the British wit… “This song is older than us” Gary reads as two kids scream holding the sign, and another “I think of you when I shag my husband” with (presumably) the husband standing alongside the woman laughing. “I left my husband in hospital to be here” has the entire crowd in agreement on the state of her morals, but the best one by far was “Today is MY Greatest Day – I made it! F U Cancer!”. Having an arena full of thousands of people cheer you on and celebrate with you must be phenomenal in itself, but when the band dedicate the next song to Laura, holder of the sign, she looks absolutely beside herself with joy. It’s a lovely heartfelt moment.

Telling everyone this is the “Song that brought us back”, we are treated to a little acoustic guitar for ‘Patience’ before a huge singalong for ‘Pray’ and the most incredible original video dance moves, an absolute highlight. ‘Back For Good’ is also brilliant, and I can’t help but dance to Sigma cover ‘Cry’ under an obscene amount of ticker-tape spewing into the air above us.

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Another quick outfit change into the most ridiculous giant white furry coats and it’s time for ‘Relight My Fire’ with the actual for-real LuLu, who is sporting some excellent sparkly flared trousers. ‘Hold Up A Light’ sees the crowd holding up phone torches across the arena, but ‘Never Forget’ is the true epitome of Take That-ness and every single person has their hands up for it. “You know the choreography, join in!” hardly needs to be said because we are all totally invested at this point of the proceedings.

Going out in style with ‘Rule The World’ leaves me in no doubt that Take That are making yet another triumphant return, following their performance at the Corrie-Nache earlier this year. Looking over to see my sister and her sister-in-law doing a little cry and singing along, I reckon they’ve gained another confirmed fan in me tonight, it was a bloody brilliant show, so Take That.

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