Lakefest Festival 2026 – REVIEWED!

Lakefest 2026 – Credit Summer Festival Guide

Nestled at the foot of the Malvern Hills, Lakefest is an independent music and family festival that takes place in the stunning grounds of Eastnor Castle, Ledbury, Herefordshire. It’s an incredible location to host a festival, even if the recent spate of heatwaves has left the grass looking a little browner than usual.

The festival takes place over four days, bringing 20,000 revellers of all ages to this corner of Herefordshire. Attendees are treated to a wide variety of performances from legendary music artists, award winning cuisine and a vibrant mix of family friendly activities.

Eastnor Castle – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

The site is conveniently located near junctions 7 and 8 of the M5 motorway, providing straightforward access from Birmingham, Bristol and the Southwest. Lakefest were quick to point out the perils of following Sat Nav en route owing to the A449 between Malvern and Ledbury being closed and advising to allow extra time.

The campsites opened up on Wednesday afternoon, giving attendees new and old the chance to settle into their designated patches and get tents set up ready for action. That being said, a baffling lack of communication from organisers meant details of entry were only posted to social media two hours before gates opened! Considering there’d been plenty of other posts bearing less relevance in the build-up, it seems bonkers to post the important information just prior to opening and on channels available to a limited number – especially if folks are already on the way.

There was the expected amount of traffic as revellers arrived to pitch up ready for the next five days of action – with tailbacks causing some delays (definitely a route to avoid if you’re in the local area and not going to Lakefest!).

If you’re not driving to site, the most convenient train station is Ledbury, which has direct connections to Hereford, Worcester and Birmingham. You then need to get a taxi from Ledbury to the festival site, which is around two miles from the town centre with local services provided by A2B Taxis Ledbury, Ledbury Taxi Service and Ledbury Private Hire.

The Lakefest website referenced buses, but having had a browse online and through Stagecoach’s app I couldn’t find anything. There wasn’t anything referencing buses on the Eastnor Castle website either – so I don’t think that’s a goer.

Arriving on site and collecting wristbands I headed to the designated spot for press and set up my tent before heading off to explore the site.

On the way down the hill to the iconic LOVE LAKEFEST signs, there’s a section of the Berlin Wall sitting overlooking the valley below. It stands alone, next to a massive tree which has a rope swing attached that kids were using all weekend. It’s hard not to be moved by the jarring dichotomy between the concrete structure’s past and its new place in the world.

A section of the Berlin Wall in Eastnor Park! – Credit Summer Festival Guide

The site is laid out across a valley with the main arena in the centre and camping options either side. To the north of the site is the area allocated to glamping, accessibility camping, electric campervan pitches and other pitches earmarked by colours. In the south are areas marked out for general camping, fun camping and family camping – ensuring there’s plenty of chance to find the right spot for you and your party.

There was also the option to go All Inclusive, which meant a private camping area with the choice of your own tent, campervan or motorhome – or staying in pre-assembled bell tents. Those opting for the package also received access to a menu of food served throughout the day, including drinks, and perhaps most importantly fancier toilets and a WIFI connection. The latter definitely coming into its own as its pretty much zero coverage down in the valley.

The arena is split in half by a small waterway which has bridges across them. North of the brook is the Abbey Main Stage, VIP area, Cocktail Bar, Yamaha stage, The Greatest Show and Retrospective of House tents, the main bar and the vast majority of food vendors. To the south you had the Funky Town stage, Cheshire Cat Club, Road to Lakefest tent, BMX arena and The Willow garden area. The layout works pretty well, even if there’s a bit of a bottleneck on the bridge nearest to The Greatest Show tent where vendors are set up either side of a narrow walkway (not helped by no-one really paying any attention to which direction they walked in).

There’s even a Ferris Wheel, which is definitely, definitely not the one from Download Festival…

Not the one from Download… – Credit Summer Festival Guide

Thursday Highlights

As Lakefest has expanded so has its ability to bring in big name performers and a loyal following of Lakefesters who wouldn’t miss the annual event rain or shine.

This year’s headliners were The Charlatans, Example, Madness and Bananarama – with further performances from festival favourites Scouting for Girls, Lightning Seeds and Newton Faulker as well as dance legends of the 90’s.

It isn’t just well-established acts that get their chance to shine at Lakefest. The Cocktail Club, VIP area, Cheshire Cat Club and the Yamaha stage all offered the chance to see unsigned talent – with the latter effectively operating as an open mic and providing unbooked artists the chance to play on a stage in front of a crowd.

The Yamaha stage – Credit Summer Festival Guide

Speaking with one of the organisers, Chris Irvine, he discussed how they had an 11-year-old lad get up to play Nirvana songs and they found other musicians to play with him. What an experience that must have been!? It’s a fantastic idea and a chance to see potential stars of the future.

Each year organisers run ‘Road to Lakefest’ – a chance for emerging bands and artists to play on the Main Stage at the festival, win £1,500 and spend three days in the recording studio with Ride’s Mark Gardener (himself DJing later in the week) at his OX4 Studios. Second place received £750 and third place £500, with 18 bands from over 600 entries selected to play during the weekend.

Road to Lakefest gives young artists a chance to play the Abbey Main Stage – Credit Summer Festival Guide

One of those bands and starting things off for the weekend was Underscore – a youthful four-piece out of Cheltenham who wear their influences on their sleeves. Teething problems with their sound set up meant the lads were five minutes late getting started, which was clearly a frustration – but despite the setback, they quickly hit their stride with a sound that channels Oasis to Fontaines DC via The Strokes.

Underscore – Credit Summer Festival Guide

Catching up with a couple of friends who had given me a lift to site (thank you Tash and James!) it was time to visit the bar.

There are several across the site with booze partners include Wye Valley and Stowford Press, so there’s a broad spectrum available, from lagers to real ales and ciders. Two and a half pints of lager, each with a £2.50 recyclable cup came in at £22.50. Not too bad for a festival. Most of the beers were around the £6 mark, which you’ll pay at most high street pubs these days.

The pint glasses are re-usable with staff not swapping them for clean ones during the course of the weekend on hygiene and reduction of waste basis. It’s not a bad idea at all. You end up with a memento from the festival and it (in theory) means people are less likely to discard the cups around site – which is often noticeable at other festivals. It did mean dropping one accidentally often led to a panic of “Where’s my cup?” and people retracing their steps – but that’s better than leaving it for someone else to deal with.

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It isn’t all pints though. At the cocktail bar (which also has an array of performers over the weekend) there are a load of classic options including margaritas, mojitos, old fashioneds, bloody marys and espresso martinis. There’s even a champagne bar with a white limo in it! My personal favourite was the Jam Shed trailer offering samples of their red wine and cola cans, known more commonly as a Calimoxto or poor man’s sangria. Dangerously palatable and available across most of the bars.

This year the Funkytown tent was sponsored by fragrance brand Xerjoff. I caught Midnight Swim, appearing in the BBC Introducing Slot, I think – there was a bit of confusion around that. Their soaring indie anthems, including ‘Bend and Break’, were an unexpected treat.

Next to the Abbey Main Stage for Sheffield-based Sundress who specialise in a dreamy indie-pop sound that was as glorious in the beaming sun. The half hour slot flew by, almost as swiftly as the wasps tormenting frontwoman Chelsea who, despite the fear, cracked on like the pro she is. Latest single ‘Beach House Baby’ has more than a touch of the band by the same name and wouldn’t be out of place in a scene from an early 00’s movie about a road trip along the California coast. Dreamy.

The winner of the Road to Lakefest was on the Main Stage next. Fran Lusty (“It’s my real name. It’s a weird one.”) was born in Cambridge with Norwegian roots and her music has been described as ‘dreamful’ and ‘truly transformative’.  She kept the sunshine-vibes going, with a set filled with Laura Marling-esque folk music. Her stage patter is knowing, speaking about drifting apart from someone you’re in love with when you’re together in the same room as “a cheerful one” and when switching guitars remarking “it’s getting serious”. Lusty is in the ascendancy and it’ll be exciting to see what comes out of the recording sessions and where she’ll go next.

Fran Lusty – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

Wandering through the site I popped in to check the VIP area out. As a first timer, I didn’t have anything to compare it with, but I am assured there was a marked difference this year. Multiple canopies were set up to provide some welcome shade, with picnic benches, deck chairs and hay bales, as well as posh loos, a bar, pizza wagon and their own stage.

Speaking of, while there I caught some of Brighton-based Thimble – playing only their second festival ever. The seven-piece were crammed onto the small stage to play a set of jazz-inspired folk which was an exhilarating watch. They’re clearly all individually brilliant musicians but have managed to create a unique sound through some sort of sonic alchemy. Their new EP ‘That’s a Long Time to Be Caught in the Undertow’ came out at the end of last month and is very good – especially ‘Rebecca’ which would slot in beautifully on BBC Radio 6 Music. They also made an appearance on the Yamaha stage which offered a bit more space for them to spread their wings/strings/woodwind. I’m pretty excited about them.

The VIP area also comes with a viewing platform as well as some more picnic tables. It’s off to the left of the stage giving upgraded punters the chance to sit comfortably and enjoy the show. That said, the gentle rolling hill in front of the Main Stage gives you a decent view wherever you pitch up and with massive screens either side you’re not going to miss much!

Sunglasses were must haves during a sunny Lakefest – Credit Lakefest

Moving away from the new generation for a moment, it was The Bluetones up next. have been doing the rounds for almost as long as I’ve had ears. In fact, I remember a performance by a school band at an open day when visiting as a 10-year-old. Frontman Mark Morriss has still got the vocal ability and 90’s hits ‘Marblehead Johnson’ and ‘Slight Return’ both still sound great.

A brief lull in proceedings gave me an opportunity to pick up an early dinner before the mad rush. All the festival staples are present and correct, Greek Gyros, Fried Chicken, Fish and Chips, Hot Dogs, Pizza etc along with local heroes Beefy Boys – specialists in award-winning burgers – and some interesting other stalls. Gluten free and vegan options were also available from many of the vendors, so there was a lot of choice and anyone with allergies was advised to ask at the truck when ordering to be on the safe side.

I went with pulled lamb shawarma from the Shawarma truck (more on them later). It was tasty, but for £15 was deeply lacking in portion size!

Lamb Shawarma Wrap – Credit Summer Festival Guide

Following a recommendation from a fellow festival-going friend, it was on to the Abbey Stage for Ferocious Dog the Cornishmen’s Celtic-folk infused punk rock sound is tailor made for a sunny festival stage. With all the high energy and Irish influence there were more than a few hints toward Flogging Molly and The Pogues – especially when the penny whistle came out! The crowd were clapping, stomping their feet and having a right good time. A definite festival winner.

Speaking of dogs (seamless), Lakefest is 100% dog friendly! Well behaved pooches are welcome as long as they’re kept on a lead. There’s even a creche for dogs if you need a moment to rejoice in seeing other people’s dogs running about like mad – therapy if ever it were needed. Some concerns have been raised on social media about the welfare of dogs that didn’t necessarily have the most responsible seeming owners. Many were left without shade or water, while the rock hard and baking hot ground was unlikely to have been much fun for our four-legged friends. On top of that there’s the noise issue. Parents don’t think twice about ear defenders for their children, but I didn’t see much in the way of protection with doggos – especially with every stage and fairground ride being in the loud territory.

Originally, I’d have missed a large portion of Tinchy Stryder’s show over in Funkytown, but he was delayed getting on stage – so I followed the not at all suspicious hand drawn signs for the ‘Secret Rave’ stuck to an industrial bin with duct tape.

Admittedly a lot of horror films start this way, but I was mercifully not murdered and thrown into the close by lake (of Lakefest fame) – instead I entered a marquee which had a DJ in there giving it the proverbial largeness. On top of that, in a site that is notoriously lacking in mobile coverage – they offer free WiFi!

What could go wrong…? – Credit Summer Festival Guide

I withdrew myself from the most well-advertised secret event I’ve ever seen and joined a packed Funkytown tent for Tinchy Stryder in full flow.

It was a performance heavy on crowd participation, with more than a whiff of a mid-thousands nightclub as the MC whacked the faders down for the singalongs. It was a bit on the cringey side, but the crowd were having a good time and were happy to chant his kids’ names for a video as he dedicated songs to them.

Footage has since emerged of him and his MC partner ribbing the Boardmasters crowd as not being good as the millennials of 16 years ago. Gen-Z could never. To be fair, I was surprised by how many present knew the words to songs but the sliding down of the faders by the MC is best left to dodgy nightclubs in my opinion. He dedicated songs to his kids, which is mad considering he’s still a teenager himself right? RIGHT?!

On the opposite end of the age spectrum were local legends EMF on the Abbey Main Stage. Emerging from Cinderford in the late 80’s, EMF are best known for their debut single ‘Unbelievable’ which went gold in the US and is still undeniably a banger.

James Atkin of EMF salutes the Lakefest crowd – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

The amount of EMF shirts around the site during the day were an indicator as to their popularity hereabouts, and an energetic set featuring their own material and a bit of musical montage blasted through renditions of ‘Everybody Dance Now’, Technotronic’s ‘Pump up the Jam’, The Prodigy’s ‘Breathe’ and New Order’s ‘Blue Monday’.

Bringing out Utah Saints for aforementioned ‘Unbelievable’ and the Cinderford town crier, they rocked out with a punky cover of ‘I’m A Believer’ they ended their innings with Depeche Mode’s ‘Just Can’t Get Enough’.

After their set, frontman James Atkin and guitarist Ian Dench paused the search for food to speak to Summer Festival Guide.

Ian said: “We’ve been playing festivals for a long old time and I think we’ve developed a real killer set list for a festival. It’s different when you’re playing your own shows because you’re playing to the fans. At a festival there’s a lot of people out there who won’t necessarily know the songs – so you’ve got to give them something that’s going to get them excited. Tonight, we’ve had our dear friends Utah Saints on stage and even the Cinderford town crier doing the rap on EMF because Derry is unwell. A couple of covers too to get everyone in the mood as well as the classic EMF songs.”

James added: “It’s just a different experience. It took us a while to figure out what to do and we were doing obscure tracks from our back catalogue – but you could see the confusion in the crowd. We’ve made a conscious effort put some covers in there, some crowd pleasers and get guests up. It’s a different experience (to playing your own shows) but I love both. I do love a sweaty little club and getting stuck into some of the darker tunes – but tonight it was amazing.”

A massed crowd for EMF – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

Asked whether the Herefordshire location makes it feel like a “home gig” to the Forest of Dean act, James responded: “A bit yeah, although it’s a long time since we’ve lived here. We’re notorious for calling many gigs home town gigs because I live in the North of England, whenever we play London it’s Ian’s home town so we live all over the place – even LA!”

The band were given a blue plaque in Cinderford in recognition of their success and promotion of the Forest wherever they’ve been in the world – introducing themselves on stage as: “We are EMF from Cinderford in the Forest of Dean and we are the original brave ravers keeping the faith since the 1990’s”

Speaking of the 90’s, we asked what the difference was between touring now rather than back then.

Ian said: “The rider was completely different!” as he stirs a cup of tea. “The riders used to have bottles of Jack Daniels on it and all sorts of other things and now it’s got vegan snacks and oat milk – so that says it all really! I think we’re better for it though, older and wiser. We just enjoy touring for its own sake. The band is in a really great place, we have a great time on the tour bus and we love playing – it’s a lot of fun.”

The band is heading to Europe in the winter to celebrate the 35th anniversary of debut record ‘Schubert Dip’ playing Paris, Amsterdam and Berlin followed by UK dates and then a West Coast of America tour, but not before putting the finishing touches to a new album.

Since speaking with us, founding member of the band Derry Brownson sadly passed away following a brain tumour diagnosis with Ian paying tribute saying: “I can’t think of anyone who embodied lust for life like Derry did. I mean, he was beautiful inside out.” Our thoughts are with Derry’s family, friends and band mates.

The sun’s retreat was now complete and the temperature dropped off a cliff leaving a ‘stick or twist’ approach to garments for the rest of the day. If you hadn’t made the pre-emptive trip to the tent by now it was likely you were committed to one of two paths – dance hard enough to not need another layer or drink enough not to need another layer. Some managed both, and I imagine they were toasty AF!

Headliners The Charlatans are no strangers to a festival stage and with almost 40 years’ worth of material behind them, would have no issues filling a 90-minute headline slot.

The Charlatans – Credit Summer Festival Guide

In fact, when you’ve got that sort of back catalogue it’s probably more a challenge picking what to include. The hardcore fans are here for it all, including ‘Weirdo’ and set closer ‘Sproston Green’ but it’s the anthemic indie hits ‘North Country Boy’, ‘One to Another’ and ‘The Only One I Know’ that get the biggest reaction.

They’re not a band I’ve spent hours listening to, I have to admit, but there are some acts who manage to continue to be relevant even with such storied history – and The Charlatans are definitely one of them.

In Tim Burgess they have an engaging frontman, still on top of his game after all this time when many others have tagged out (or should have!). Dressed all in white there’s a messianic quality to his performance – orchestrating the crowd from the low-lying stage which isn’t too far off eye level. They’ve set the bar for the rest of the weekend’s headliners.

The Charlatans – Credit Dan Reddick @ Return to Sound

Hot footing it across to Funkytown I joined a packed-out tent for General Levy, rejoicing in seeing the legendary ragga DJ and jungle in full flow. The roof nearly lifts off when the opening bars of ‘Incredible’ start. There are lads on shoulders, arms aloft and immaculate renditions all around. It’s an absolute moment.

Woody Cook was giving it full beans in the Cheshire Cat. He’d played the night before to a rapturous crowd and was doing it once again today. Coming from such fine DJing stock (son of Norman ‘Fatboy Slim’ Cook and Zoe Ball) it’s no surprise he’s an ear for a tune and an eye for keeping the crowd going.

Woody Cook in The Cheshire Cat Club – Credit Summer Festival Guide

Utah Saints had their own slot too, filled with high-energy classic club staples. Catching up with Summer Festival Guide, we asked Jez Willis and Tim Garbutt about how it feels being elder-statesmen of the scene after 35 years in the business:

Tim said: “We’re all about two things: supporting new artists and independent venues because they’re having a hard time of it. We’re playing a lot of places that are like 3-500 capacity and we’re really comfortable doing that. It’s good to support the venues and new music – so its all about pushing things forward for us really.”

Jez added: “Music often gets sidelined as a hobby. Too often its perceived as a nice to have, but if you look at it from a purely economic basis – we’re missing out on a massive pool of talent. We get involved, we’ve gone to speak in parliament about music being valued more and we try and support UK Music and the Association of Independent Festivals. We also mentor people through courses and we’ll try and do that. It’s really hard now and there’s a lot of barriers to music that shouldn’t be there. We need more talent coming through.”

Utah Saints – Credit Summer Festival Guide

After Lakefest Utah Saints were heading to Guildford to play The Boiler Room and then on to Tunbridge Wells Forum, before more festivals and then Australia later in the year as part of the Ministry of Sound tour. They’re clearly hugely passionate about the work they do, but also about giving back to an industry that’s served them well. Good eggs for sure.

It was time for a late dinner, so a Chicken Kottu Pot from Sri Lankan cuisine stand Korale Kitchen was calling. The pot contained shredded roti, chopped up with stir fried vegetables, scrambled egg and chicken curry. It was absolutely delicious and at £11.99 definitely worth the price.

Chicken Kotto Pot – Credit Summer Festival Guide

Over in the Retrospective of House tent, Judge Jules delivered an iconic set to close out proceedings (for me anyway) before I trudged back up the steep hill to my tent with the crew and volunteers. Thankfully for those in general camping the set-up is nowhere near as hilly, sitting in the bosom of the valley – but bloody hell, this one is a killer!

The Retrospective of House tent packed out with dance heads! – Credit Summer Festival Guide

Friday Highlights

We’re not in a heatwave anymore, Toto! The classic early morning chill had me furious with past me for packing so light. Having been at 2000Trees in the middle of a heatwave last month I was convinced I wouldn’t need my additional layers. More fool me!

On went the hoody and beanie hat and after a brief period of shivering I was back to sleep. Thankfully the Lakefest merch tent had us ill-prepared sorts covered. A partnership with Scimitar meant there was a broad selection of clothing ranging from T-Shirts (£25 for adults, £20 for kids) to Hoodies (£40 for adults and £35 kids), caps (£20) and sunnies (£10) and even neckerchiefs for dogs (£10)!

Some of the merch on offer at Lakefest Festival 2026 – Credit Summer Festival Guide

That said, on opening the tent flaps it was back into a hot one, bright sunshine and barely a cloud in the sky. My plan was to store heat from the day like a lizard to guide me through the night. Bound to work. Science innit?

I picked up a coffee from Cheltenham-based Ritual Roasters, managing to beat the queue that rapidly formed behind me. It’s a rare thing to get good coffee at a festival, so the flat white was a perfect kick start.

One thing I noticed that I haven’t clocked at other festivals before was the separation of toilets into male and female sections. This meant the urinals were surrounded by cubicles for the gents, while there were more Portaloos available for women. I think it worked, but I’m not sure it’ll be an option at festivals with a smaller footprint.

We then got the chance to chat with festival organiser Lee Martin about all things Lakefest, from the spiralling costs, to challenges of picking a line-up to cater to a multi-generational audience.

Lakesfest festival founder and director Lee Martin – Credit Summer Festival Guide

Lee said: “Festivals are a high-risk business. That risk is quite addictive, but it’s horrendously stressful.

“We do a legends slot on the Thursday, then we try and go a bit more dance-y on Friday night. Saturday we have like a big name, so this year we’ve got Madness. And then Sunday it’s a bit more pop-based, a bit old school. We’ve had Busted before and this year it’s Bananarama.”

On the financial challenges, Lee said: “The money from large corporate sponsors is difficult to ignore but we’re staunchly independent and I wouldn’t want to be controlled by other people. We’re trying to make it a better event for people rather than growing. We’ve put more money into the welfare side of things, so more showers for example. The plan is to make it a bit more boutique – but obviously that comes with a cost and can be difficult to achieve.”

Having put so much effort into planning the festival, it’s nice to see Lee able to relax a little now as he hands over the day to day running of the event to the “professionals” as he puts it. It’s well deserved and he can spend the rest of the weekend enjoying everything the festival has to offer. Including Professor Yaffle (the Liverpool-based band, not the woodpecker from the classic television series Bagpuss) were tight psychedelic act offering a very enjoyable soundtrack.

At the same time, the total icon that is Paul Chuckle was spinning discs in the Cheshire Cat. Wall to wall bangers had a full dancefloor and he was clearly having a whale of time up there putting on a show.

The absolute legend, Paul Chuckle – Credit Summer Festival Guide

Fair play to him for keeping going after the sad passing of his elder brother and other half of the Chuckle Brothers, Barry in 2018. Talking with SFG after the show, Paul discussed how much he enjoyed playing festivals:

“It’s great, I love it. I’ve been doing it ever since Barry passed away. We used to do festivals and clubs and stuff, meet and greets and what have you. I’ve just carried on and now doing the DJ stuff. It’s great to do an hour set then a Q&A afterwards.

“It really was an odd transition (after Barry’s death). Barry did a pantomime with Craig Revell-Horwood in Southampton just before he passed away and he invited me to get involved, so I was straight in doing it on my own. Being on stage for the first time on my own in 57 years without Barry was a bit heartbreaking. But I swear I saw him on the other side of the stage giving me a thumbs up. It was only four months since he passed and I got a huge cheer from the crowd. It reassured me I could do it on my own.”

He’s been raising money for Marie Curie’s Great Daffodil Appeal who looked after Barry when he was unwell, including taking the Daff Bike on a UK-wide ‘Thank You’ tour to raise £40,000 for the cause. He received an MBE for his charity work and announced that his next ambition is for a Knighthood “for all the catchphrases I’ve given to the country!”. From me, to you Paul – thank you for everything you’ve done and continue to do. You’re a legend.

South West Wrestling were in the house, more specifically The Greatest Show circus tent, throughout the weekend offering a dose of something completely different to attendees. The square circle was a massive draw as people of all ages came to watch the drama unfold. The crowd was baying for blood, which they received in the form of a “split open” eyebrow (it’s real, honest).

South West Wrestling in action – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

The ‘heel’ (what they call a bad guy) didn’t stand a chance once the claret was spilled and he was soon pinned to the delight of the assembled throng. It was awesome fun and I will be starting a petition to lobby for every music festival to have wrestling from here on!

Another non-music related activity at Lakefest is the BMX tricks set up which was genuinely cool! The ramp was set up to allow bikers and boarders to fly down the hill and pull all manner of gnarly tricks that were then ranked through a scientific process of “cheer loudness”. Thankfully, in the event of anything going awry, the medical tent wasn’t too far away…

BMX tricks in full flow – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

Back over on the Abbey Main Stage was Erica, a rocky three-piece who have been around the block for a while. It’s radio friendly indie-rock but the most interesting part of the set is their matching orange NASA jumpsuits. Pretty meh besides the threads. Not for me.

A refreshing alternative to that was Amity in their Road to Lakefest slot. Dressed all in white with red bloody handprints all over them, the band was captivating from the off as they delivered a set of dramatic, piano-led songs filled with rage covering topics from politics to religious hypocrisy and abuse. Amity dedicates ‘To Make a Man’ to “anyone who has ever been scared to walk home at night, or to leave their drink alone” – belying their 19 years on this Earth. As one of the quotes about their work says “You know that we are living in dark times when the art gets this good” – so there’s a silver lining at least and their name is Amity. Shout out to the guitarist who was channelling his inner Jonny Greenwood too.

Amity – Credit Charlie Coull

It was time for a taste of Nashville as Harleymoon Kemp brought country and western to Lakefest. Musical talent clearly runs in the family, as Harleymoon is the daughter of Spandau Ballet’s Martin Kemp and Shirlie Holliman of Wham – but she’s carving out her own path and the volume of cowboy hats and boots in the audience meant she was preaching to the converted here.

Country music has enjoyed something of a renaissance in the UK in recent years, undoubtedly driven by TV shows such as Yellowstone, with US megastar Luke Combs recently playing sold out arenas across the country including multiple nights at Wembley as part of his My Kinda Saturday Night Tour (a show Harleymoon herself was at).

Rocking out on stage with silver tassels and a black Stetson, she looked every part the C&W singer – no surprise considering the amount of time spent in the States working on new material. Newest single ‘Wash’ is a break-up anthem dedicated to anyone who has “ever cut your hair, joined the gym or hoovered the house down after a breakup you’ll get it”. Speaking with SFG after coming off stage, she spoke about growth in popularity of country music in the UK, her experiences in Nashville, the inspiration for her music and her secret weapon…

Harleymoon Kemp – Credit Laura Farnsworth @ Farnsworth Photography

She said: “Country music is taking over! More and more when I look out in the crowd I’m seeing cowboy hats and it’s like ‘Yes! My people have arrived!’.

“When I got told I was going to Nashville I only had a few songs and had only just learned guitar. I thought country was Dolly Parton. So, there I was in tassels, in glitter. I looked like I was going to my Hen Party – and that was all I’d packed! And I get there and it was very much more jeans and t-shirt but felt like I needed to keep up the act. You just walk down any bar, any restaurant and there’s really, really talented singers and songwriters. I remember being in a café in the middle of the afternoon and this guy is singing a Taylor Swift song. Finishes and says; ‘That’s one I wrote for Taylor!”. He’s this Grammy award winning songwriter and he’s just playing in a café because they LOVE music and there’s an ego-free environment. I think if you’re an actor you go to LA, if you’re a songwriter you’re in Nashville – it’s so inspiring you go to bed with your head buzzing with ideas for songs.”

Asking whether she ever gets into any mischief for the autobiographical nature of her songs, Harleymoon replied: “I’m only writing the truth! I don’t know I can make something up that isn’t my own real story. Every single song is generally written after something bizarre has happened.

“With ‘My Girl’, it hit me one day just how much my best friends have looked after me in my life. They’ve loved me since I was 15 years old. They’ve been with me forever with the ‘You got this’ energy. They are the group chat, they are the therapist, we have got each other’s backs for the rest of our lives and that deserves a song! Someone will ask me: ‘Were you not upset about that?’ and I say: ‘Yeah I was, but now I’m shaking tassels!’”

Harleymoon is playing The Long Road festival at Stanford Hall in Leicestershire alongside her idol Maren Morris (“I won’t wear my I heart Maren Morris t-shirt to the festival, but if she ever wanted to do a song with me or just let me be her backing singer I’ll be there!”) and other big names such as Emmylou Harris, Steve Earle and Ronnie Wood with Imelda May.

On plans for new music, she said: “I’m finishing my song ‘My Ex Gave Me My Next Best Friend’ which is about when you realise you dated the same guy and you become best friends! It’s actually happened to me twice! I feel like my next EP might have more love in it, rather than throwing men under the bus but we’ll find out – all will be revealed!”

Harleymoon Kemp – Credit Laura Farnsworth @ Farnsworth Photography

Speaking about how she decompresses after shows, Harleymoon reveals her secret weapon is an early bedtime!

“Honestly, I go to bed really early. Like a six-year old’s bedtime. Most nights I’m in bed at 8pm. I have dinner at 5pm and bed by 8pm. I need it! I need the calm as much as I need the chaos. I can be wild and rock n roll, but on the weekdays – yeah, I’m asleep!”

With that, it was time for Harleymoon to wrap up media duties and get herself something to eat – so I followed suit, picking myself up a massive portion of Jerk Chicken, Rice and Pea with salad for £15 from the Jerk Chicken stall – which is a more than fair rate considering what I paid for a tiny shawarma yesterday! They even threw some Goat curry on there too, which was banging!

The stall also offered full English breakfasts and kids meals for the less adventurous kiddos (and let’s be honest, quite a few adults) out there, including chicken nuggets, chips and beans.

Jerk Chicken with rice and pea – Credit Summer Festival Guide

The Undertones were on the Abbey Main Stage next. The five-piece have been rocking out since emerging from Derry in the 70’s and are still giving it full welly. Although Feargal Sharkey is no longer part of the band, devoting his time to lobbying for government intervention in water companies dumping sewage into UK waterways, Paul McLoon has fronted the group since 1999 and is a fine frontman himself.

The set was filled with their instantly recognisable, Ramones aping punk riffs on anthems such as ‘Teenage Kicks’, ‘Jimmy Jimmy’, ‘Get Over You’ and ‘Here Comes the Summer’. It finished with ‘My Perfect Cousin’ and there were smiles galore as the OG fans bounced around, arms aloft singing all the words back. Leaving the stage, they soaked up the applause and thanked the crowd for sticking around and not throwing things at them, but it was a great show from a band still giving their all 50 years after first hitting the scene.

The Undertones – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

Bez from the Happy Mondays had dropped in to see the photographers and spoke with SFG briefly. “I’ve had great times at Lakefest. It’s a great audience, a lovely location and we’ve got beautiful weather. I don’t know what people are expecting, but I know what I’m expecting!”. Falling off stage was probably not on his bingo card, but thankfully he was alright! The Cheshire Cat Club was packed as Bez’s son played a set of 90’s anthems, while Bez leads the crowd in a sing-along.

One would hope the majority of the fee goes to his lad who was doing the actual hard work up there, but Bez has always been a draw for the crowds so is a safe booking. Fair play to him for maximising what he’s got – even referencing Yosser Hughes’ catchphrase “Gizza job!” with regards to his willingness to do most things.

Soul II Soul have similar longevity and are widely regarded as one of the most inspirational bands ever. The two-time Grammy award winners have been on the scene since the 80’s and with Jazzie B at the helm have created a community around the band. Their soulful R&B sound is every bit as relevant as it ever was – and with so much division in the country, cultivating a sense of community is one to be sniffed at.

Jazzie B of Soul II Soul – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

Skipping out on the set midway through I headed across to Newton Faulkner (who I missed at Wychwood earlier in the summer so wanted to catch here) at Funkytown. The long dreadlocks may well be a thing of the past, but his ability to captivate an audience definitely isn’t. You can hear a pin drop at times, aside from when the singalongs and backing vocals are encouraged. His stunning cover of Massive Attack’s ‘Teardrop’ is still the bees’ knees and ‘Dream Catch Me’ is as stirring as ever.

I managed to get back Main Stage side in time for Soul II Soul’s absolutely iconic ‘Back to Life’ from 1989. The song enjoyed a bit of a profile boost in recent years thanks to its featuring on the brilliant Derry Girls soundtrack and is still as fresh sounding as ever even after all this time.

I managed to make my way back via the VIP where The Mark Walby Band was playing. Mark had played my friend’s wedding and delivered a set filled with excellent covers including an epic ‘Purple Rain’ and Three Non-Blondes’ ‘What’s Up?’.

The Mark Walby Band – Credit Summer Festival Guide

Example was our Friday night headliner and a big draw with a massive crowd stretching out in front of the Abbey Main Stage. His crossover anthems were nigh on inescapable in the early 2010’s in what felt like an altogether more innocent time. Collaborations with Calvin Harris sent his stock soaring every higher, although his own Bonafide smashes ‘Kickstarts’ and ‘Changed The Way You Kissed Me’ are in the mix here. The latter triggers a huge bounce-along and the light show will have been visible from space…or maybe only Wales, but still.

Example (not singing) – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

Example’s DJ worked through a set of up-tempo dance tracks interspersed with covers of The Killers, MGMT, Kings of Leon, Depeche Mode and Red Hot Chilli Peppers leaving the headliner to “MC” over the tracks. He spent more time talking than actually singing tbh – encouraging the crowd to hug each other, dropping a fair few swears into the mix and irking more than a few with the latter. When I say “singing” what I actually mean is lip synching. He spends the whole set holding the mic to his lips and “singing” to the backing track, his spoken interactions with the crowd often overlapped with the vocals he was supposedly “singing”. It stinks to be perfectly honest with you and I’m definitely not the only one who felt short changed.

That said, the crowd absolutely loved it – so Lakefest won’t be too fussed HOW Example did it when the end product was a mass of people having the time of their lives. Still – come on. You’re taking the pay cheque at the end of the day, have a bit of respect for the event and bother to perform. He actually walked off stage leaving the DJ to finish up. This was definitely an Example of how NOT to be a headliner.

The crowd enjoyed it though! – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

I spoke with an attendee using a mobility scooter to ask how they found accessibility on site and was given a balanced response, shall we say. There was some criticism of the location of the disabled toilets and lack of them around site, especially when (they allege) people were using the one in the main arena despite not having accessibility passes. Some questions were raised around the amount of people being allowed to be added to accessibility passes too – alleging that a lot of people were essentially freeloading by getting added to the access. I suggested they passed the feedback on to organisers, which I am sure they will.

Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

Dance music is a huge part of Lakefest, and the Retrospective of House tent was hosting massive names including Seb Fontaine, Judge Jules and Todd Terry over the course of the weekend – with an Ibiza classics session all day Sunday bringing a taste of the Balearic isles to Herefordshire.

Lisa Lashes kept the momentum up for the Friday night crowd hyped up post Example. The tent was filled with trance fans clinging to their youths as the Euphoria legend played a light show filled tent that was doing a passable impression of a superclub in the 90’s.

A Euphoric crowd for Lisa Lashes – Credit Summer Festival Guide

At the Cocktail Tent were Worcester’s The Monroes – playing for the fourth time in this corner of Lakefest. They were entertaining the well-oiled revellers including what can only be described as the entire population of Bredon, the village where Lakefest first started all those years ago. Their set of well-polished covers were a joy, sparking singalongs and bringing people together through the power of music alone…music and cocktails…music and cocktails and exposure to the sun.

The set ended at 1:30am and on I went in search of food before bed. I’d missed out on quite a few, so followed (literally) my gut back to the Shawarma van for a chicken shawarma pot which came with fries and was all the salty deliciousness I had craved. And so, to bed.

Chicken Shawarma Pot – Credit Summer Festival Guide

Saturday Highlights

“O true apothecary! Thy drugs are quick. Thus, with a kiss I die!” although in this instance no drugs nor kisses were involved (nor did I actually die). I was instead betrayed by shawarma. While delicious, it disagreed with me in the most aggressive of ways – causing a panicked visit to the toilet followed by some exorcist style projectile vomiting out the side flap of my Decathlon Fresh + Black tent. It may not have been developed to provide a quick escape, but in my online review I will most definitely be adding that.

It’s by no means Yorkshire Pudding-gate from Download or Truck, and when I spoke to the vendor about it, he reassured me they probe everything before serving, but it definitely put a severe dampener on things and left me bed/Portaloo ridden for most of Saturday. In 20 years of festival going, I have never experienced anything of the like, nor do I ever wish to again. At time of writing this after the festival I am still feeling the effects and have lost half a stone…fringe benefits.

Dragging myself out of the tent in the mid-afternoon I put on a Hawaiian shirt to join in the floral fun and accessorised with a brave face, Imodium and painkillers – plus the occasional dry heave.

Flower Power is cool, man! – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

Each year there’s a fancy-dress theme and 2026’s was ‘Flower Power’. Entering site, the 60’s were in full swing – flares, floral prints, wigs, waistcoats, Hawaiian shirts, leis, peace signs and some taking it in another direction, literally embracing plants as a theme. It’s a worthwhile undertaking, as judges check out the efforts with winners receiving a ticket to next year’s festival! I, for one, am delighted I didn’t partake – I can’t imagine having to squeeze into a Portaloo in a plant pot costume at the best of times.

Harleymoon Kemp – Credit Laura Farnsworth @ Farnsworth Photography

Gloucester collective, Dub Catalyst, were on the late afternoon Main Stage slot and have been working away to land these opportunities in recent years. The 11-piece fuse Dub sounds and rap bars from JDPL with brass arrangements, boosting the sound further still. Dub is always a winner in the sunshine, and the crowd lapped it up. The joy on the faces of the band was clear to see.

Dub Catalyst – Credit Summer Festival Guide

Then it was over to the Road to Lakefest stage which was sponsored by Tim Peaks Diner for Saturday. Tim Peaks Diner is a pop-up music venue and coffee shop created by Thursday night headliners The Charlatans’ frontman Tim Burgess and inspired by the TV show Twin Peaks. The funds raised from all the sales across the weekend goes straight towards Tim’s Help Us Help Bands fund which aids up and coming acts with the costs of recording, touring and other expenses.

Nadia Sheikh had been due to perform with her full band, but the drummer’s car broke down on the M3, throwing the plan into full blown disarray! Whether the Help Up Help Bands fund stretches to car repairs I don’t know, but worth an ask, right? Sheikh writes guitar driven pop-rock with choruses capable of being one of those never-ending earworms. Not only that, but she also sings in both English and Spanish. Quite the talent!

Nadia Sheikh – Credit Summer Festival Guide

I felt hungry, but was scared to eat following the exploits of the morning – still, as the horrors persists so must I. I’d had my eye on Deathrow Sandwiches and thought bread might help. I went for £15.50 deal of a sandwich (I opted for the slow cooked beef brisket, caramelised onion, cheddar and mustard), side (Cajun Hash Browns) and dip (their delicious Deathrow Hot sauce). It all tasted amazing and I managed to keep it down – worth the risk,

Deathrow deliciousness – Credit Summer Festival Guide

Over on the Abbey Main Stage it was time for The Entitled Sons. Swaggering out onto the stage they certainly looked the part, all bleached hair, leather jackets, skinny jeans and cowboy boots. The band of brothers (and their dad Graham on bass) Billy, Charlie, Rafferty and Laurie arrived on site with their own branded van and caravan. They weren’t just here to rock out; they were here to party too!

The indie-rockers have been working to cast off the shackles of being Sara Beeny’s boys and have been perfecting their own brand of high-energy live performances that have landed them a raft of new fans. Songs called ‘Lover Boy’, ‘Rockstar’ and ‘Listened to my Mother’ are all foot stomping rockers, but their latest single ‘Epitaph (Not There)’ is a departure from the balls to the wall rock n’ roll. It finds the band in introspective mode and frontman Charlie’s raw vocals channelling the autobiographical nature of the track. Their cover of Katy Perry’s ‘I Kissed A Girl (And I Liked It)’ was more on brand and with a UK tour this winter I’m sure they’ll have plenty of new followers afterwards.

The Entitled Sons – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

I’ve seen Scouting for Girls more in the last few years than pretty much any other band. If you’d told me this in 2007 then I’d have snorted with derision, such was my indie-boy snobbery. As I have matured, I have recognised them for what they are – bloody excellent. Like developing a liking for dark chocolate and black coffee as you grow older, my palate has shifted and I am a fully paid-up member of the Scouting for Girls appreciation collective.

Charismatic frontman Roy Stride spoke to Summer Festival Guide ahead of their slot and discussed the positive reception to the new album ‘These Are The Good Days’ and their plans for 20th Anniversary arena shows in Manchester and London next year.

Roy said: “’These Are The Good Days’ is about appreciating moments like these, when you’re here with your family and having an amazing time with your friends. I was really hoping to beat the last album which also charted at 17 as I was way more involved in the promo for this one!”

Scouting for Girls – Credit Jeremy Williams-Chalmers

Speaking about how the process of recording an album today differs to 20 years ago, he said: “With the first album those songs were written over a really long period of time where they were refined playing them live. Whereas now I write a song in the studio and then we record it maybe separately then we play it live. So, I think one of the things with the next record would be play it live before recording – so it is a different process.

“I think it’s usually two to three years between the album – we’ll have one song which we love, and once we’ve got a song we all really love then we’ll put an album around it – so there’s a reason for the album. So, the single is a bit of a ballad, so then we need some livelier stuff and we want to make it sound cohesive as well, so that’s what we’ve done recently.”

Praising Lakefest, Roy said: “It’s a proper local festival which is still run for people and for music and the musicians and supporting new bands coming through and not just for making as much money as possible.

“You see a lot of festivals slowly changing – I sometimes think I’m just getting old, but when I was a kid I would go to a festival, and it was £50 and there were loads of different stages and it was nothing to do with making money. I know that things have changed but you know it’s lovely that there are festivals like this.

“I couldn’t think of anything harder than putting on a festival. It’s bad enough trying to choose the bands, arranging all the stages, then you’ve got to do fencing, book the toilets and security – like, what? It stresses me out just thinking about it! My hat goes off to anyone who has ever got a festival off the ground.”

Fans enjoying Scouting for Girls – Credit Paul Cutts Photography

A brief spell of drizzle disappeared almost as quickly as it arrived and it was on to the Abbey Main Stage. The set kicked off at breakneck speed with ‘Everybody Wants to be On TV’, it doesn’t slow any as Roy leads the crowd in some friendly competition (right side was definitely the strong side) with singalongs and chants. It’s a set full of hits including ‘This Ain’t a Love Song’, ‘Posh Girls’ and even a cover of ‘Come on Eileen’. It’s the finale ‘She’s So Lovely’ that sends the crowd into fever pitch though and the boys leave the stage with fans new and old satisfied.

Pottering about post set I couldn’t get over how ridiculously loud each of the fairground rides were playing their “music”. It was ridiculous. Please know, if you operate a fairground ride at a festival and play your rubbish EDM louder than the Main Stage, I hate you. No-one wants to hear your rubbish MCing when they’re trying to listen to actually talented performers on the Yamaha stage or a Q&A in the Cheshire Cat tent. Lakefest need to put limits in place for them to avoid it ruining the sonic experience for everyone.

Just turn the volume down, lads – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

Madness were definitely the big draw of the day as, despite the ‘Flower Power’ fancy dress theme, two-tone colours flooded into Eastnor Deer Park. The merch stand was even selling Fez’s to allow for some cultural appropriation/Tommy Cooper impersonations (RIP).

The biggest crowd of the weekend bolstered by those with day tickets were stood in anticipation before the lights dimmed and the unmistakable intro to ‘One Step Beyond’ kicked in. It was definitely the loudest the crowd had been over the weekend so far, and few would have been disappointed with an impressive setlist spanning the band’s legacy. ‘Embarrassment’, ‘Wings of a Dove’, ‘House of Fun’, ‘Baggy Trousers’, ‘Our House’ and ‘It Must Be Love’ are all there.

Madness – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

Despite some fairly long-winded rambling in between songs, they still managed to rattle through a set almost 20 songs long – impressive however you look at it. Closing out with ‘Night Boat to Cairo’ I could literally hear the saxophones getting louder, so it was back to bed for this reviewer.

Suggs of Madness – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

Sunday Highlights

Well, the heat has returned! Sunday started hot and didn’t stop, offering little respite to those with sore heads from the madness of the night before. A lot of people gathered in the main bar tent to the right of stage, giving them the chance for a shady corner and a view of the stage while others fled to the Funkytown and Cheshire Cat tents for more 360-degree coverage.

The soothing sound of i-Sing Choir were first on the Abbey Main Stage bringing a wholesome start to the day. The choir was founded in 2021 by Helen Jones with the premise of creating a safe and friendly environment to sing, regardless of experience. They believe that “everyone has a voice and should have the opportunity to find it and use it” and run 11 weekly sessions across Gloucestershire and Worcestershire. Their gorgeous rendition of Elbow’s ‘One Day Like This’ was a highlight of the weekend for me as the crowd sang along heartily to one of the best festival songs there ever has been.

I made my way to the Cotswold Salt Beef team who were doing a Sunday Roast special that I 100% needed in my life! I got there in time to savour the giant Yorkshire pudding stuffed with perfectly cooked salt beef, delicious gravy and potatoes. It may have been hot as hell out, but it was Sunday – who am I to turn down a roast?

Bringer of life – Credit Summer Festival Guide

Chris Hawkins a.k.a. The Hawk is the early morning presenter on BBC Radio 6 Music and was one of the judges of the Road to Lakefest competition. No stranger to DJ-ing at festivals, The Hawk specialises in mash-ups, rock classics and indie bangers – the latter of which went down a storm! Speaking to him briefly post set he said he would have leaned into the latter more had he known it would have gone down so well, but no-one was grumbling.

I took a walk over to the section known as The Willows and watched on as a blacksmith made a bottle opener using traditional tools – yes including a bloody hot furnace. There were wood carving workshops, dance classes, yoga sessions and even circus classes. It might be a festival, but you can leave with new skills too. You definitely get your money’s worth at Lakefest!

The Willow Garden – Credit Summer Festival Guide

Chesney Hawkes is another festival veteran and knows how to get the crowd going. His set was filled with excellent indie-rock covers Kaiser Chiefs, Fountains of Wayne and The Killers – the latter’s ‘Human’ being given a genuinely excellent do-over.

He’s a very self-aware performer remarking on ‘I’m a Man Not a Boy’, the follow up to ‘I Am the One and Only’, with a “Do you remember this one?”. That charm endears him to the crowd, even if they were waiting for him to play ‘The One and Only’ which he duly does – saving it until the penultimate song. There’s also more to him than covers, as the success of his most recent album ‘Living Arrows’ has shown, and clearly an appetite for more from his fans.

Chesney Hawkes – Credit Sabina Green @mummymatters

We spoke with Chesney on his tour bus after the slot about playing festivals, nostalgia and his new album ‘Living Arrows’.

“Today was particularly good because the weather is perfect, but I really enjoyed it” he said. “The crowd was fantastic. There’s something beautiful about these festivals because they’re community-based. What I also love about it is local pubs have got pop- restaurants, things like that and it’s really helping the community financially too.”

On nostalgia, Chesney said: “People want to leave their inhibitions on the door and all their problems and woes and war and bad news and cost of living and relive their youth. That’s the beauty of music, it can do that take you back to that ‘age of innocence’ before all the internet and all the craziness – before health and safety!”

Speaking about writing Living Arrows’, he said: “I think musically when I’m writing I do it for me still – and I think that’s important for an artist and if I’m writing about things that have happened to me and are important to me. You know there are topics on ‘Living Arrows’ that are deep. There’s suicide and loss and darker kinds of subjects as well as the kick the doors down pop bangers. But the truth is that’s what people relate to. They’ve been through the same stuff. When I played the song ‘Loud!’ today, I could see people in the audience holding hands and I thought ‘I bet you they’ve lost somebody and they’re having a moment there’.

“But that’s what music does. It brings people together and that’s for them, that side of it. These songs are very close to my heart because I’m writing about what’s happened to me and my people and it relates. I get so many messages about that kind of stuff. When a song becomes important to someone for whatever reason, that belongs to them. I give up ownership of it in a way. It’s their story. That’s important to me actually, and when people send me messages saying ‘Thank you for that song’ because I just lost my mum and it helped me in my grief. And that helps me in my own grief. It feels like a big collective hug from around the country.”

Chesney Hawkes back stage – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

Asked about how much he remembers about suddenly being thrown into the limelight back in 1991, he’s clear this was always the plan. He said: “I always wanted to do this. My dad says I came out singing. I was writing songs from 9 years old. It wasn’t the path I had envisaged. I had bands from 13, my first gig was in a Brownie hut and I just thought I was going to be in a band. That’s how I saw my path – but I guess that’s what happens. As John Lennon said: ‘Life’s what happens when you’re making other plans.”

Speaking about his family (his father Len was in The Tremaloes and brother tours with him) he remarked on having his son playing on stage at Wychwood as being: “One of my favourite things in life! It’s less and less now as he’s 20 years old and has his own band now. It’s amazing. I had it with my dad. The other day we did a gig where it was me, my brother, my son, my sister and dad and we were all in a row singing (the Tremeloes song) ‘Silence is Golden’ – it was the best experience ever – never to be repeated probably.”

Set time clashes are the bane of a festival-goers life, and Sunday delivered one of the more curious ones I’ve come across. Nineties boyband East17 versus a Nirvana tribute act dressed like Elvis (Elvana) – they don’t make ‘em like that at Glastonbury!

The line-up of the former is a lot different to their heyday. Brian and Tony aren’t there anymore, leaving original member Terry Coldwell to carry on the legacy, but that didn’t stop the tent for being well up for it. Ahead of Christmas classic ‘Stay’, they apologised for not bringing the white jackets and asked whether white towels would suffice.

Passing the vibe check – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

That was more than enough for me, so it was over to Elvana and BOY am I glad I went back.

When workshopping the concept, I can imagine it was a fairly tough sell. “So, I’ll dress up as Elvis”” “Right…” “And then you guys will play a mix of Elvis and Nirvana songs and I’ll sing them” “Are you alright mate?” but judging by the response from the crowd there will be no regrets – it’s absolute alchemy!

Elvana – thank you very much! – Credit Summer Festival Guide

Rattling through a set that included classics like ‘Lithium’, ‘In Bloom’ and ‘Come As You Are’ at one point Elvis gets down into the crowd and opens up a pit and gets everyone down on their haunches before launching into it. There were some, shall we say, more “senior” chaps having the absolute time of their lives reliving their youths – pogoing and moshing with the best of them. It was an inspired addition to the line-up.

Elvana ready to kick start the circle pit – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

The aforementioned nostalgia kept coming, this time in the shape of Lightning Seeds who proved a big draw for the crowd seeking sugar sweet, summery pop tunes in the sunshine. Ian Broudie and band rolled back the years delivering infectious hits including ‘Sugar Coated Iceberg’, ‘Lucky You’, ‘Pure’ and ‘The Life of Riley’. They even played ‘Three Lions’, which felt a bit on the nose considering England’s most recent failure, changing the lyrics to 60 years of hurt. Sniggering could be heard from the Welsh Marches…there’s always next time.

Lightning Seeds – Credit Summer Festival Guide

I got a ham and mushroom pizza from the Pizza Rocket truck in the VIP area (£14) which was alright, but nothing special – even if it did come with a side of glittery graffiti – and then it was our final headliners.

Ham and Mushroom Pizza – Credit Summer Festival Guide

Pop legends Bananarama were the final headliner of the weekend. There were plenty of 80’s fans gathered to see the now duo in action, including poised with inflatable bananas, but they were at least quarter of an hour late getting on stage. A hurried sound check was probably the last thing needed at that point, but that’s what we got.

I’ll freely admit to not remembering quite how many genuine classic songs they had in their arsenal. From ‘Cruel Summer’ to ‘Robert De Niro’s Waiting’ – they were a force to be reckoned with, dominating the charts long before Girl Power took over in 1996.

We also got ‘Really Sayin’ Something’, ‘Last Thing on My Mind’ and ‘Love in the First Degree’ amongst others and there was plenty of dancing and singing along going on in the audience, many of whom were reliving their youth. But there was something deeply amiss. It looked like they’ve followed the bad example of Example and were miming too! The microphones were very quiet during the (frankly awful) patter between songs but suddenly the volume was up and the audio was flawless for the singing. How curious?

Bananarama closing the Abbey Main Stage with their mime act – Credit Laura Farnsworth @ Farnsworth Photography

Miming at a festival should be outlawed, especially if you are an actual mime because they’re creepy as all hell, but especially if you’re the headliners! We all know Siobhan was the talented one, but good grief. On the odd occasion the mics were left on for songs within their range, the pitchiness was something to behold. Even a flat as hell version of Dead or Alive’s ‘You Spin me Round (Like a Record)’ straight into ‘Venus’ couldn’t save proceedings and unfortunately, Lakefest organisers were short-changed by another headliner. It was a car crash of a set and the ladies walked off stage with barely a “good night” while the band carried on, summing things up nicely. Dreadful.

The fun carried on into the wee smalls beyond that debacle, but for me it was time to exit stage left and get home. My friend parked in the day parking area, which meant it was a short walk through the general camping area before we were in the car and in a short queue to leave site. The security teams were controlling the flow of traffic, which meant we weren’t waiting long before hitting the road and bidding Lakefest good night (unlike Bananarama).

Bananas at Bananarama – Credit Laura Farnsworth @ Farnsworth Photography

Lakefest 2026 once again delivered one of the UK’s strongest family-friendly festival experiences. The Eastnor Castle location remains exceptional, the atmosphere was welcoming and multi-generational, and organisers clearly acted on attendee feedback from previous years. While some accessibility issues and underwhelming headline performances prevented perfection, Lakefest continues to stand out as one of Britain’s best independent festivals.

It’s abundantly clear there is a mutual love in between Lakefest and Lakefesters. Numerous attendees are well into their double digits for visits to the festival and wear it as a badge of honour. The feedback on socials was also overwhelmingly positive, with particular praise reserved for organisers having listened to last year’s comments and acted on them. Almost every comment I saw in the official group was followed up with a link to a feedback form, giving everyone an opportunity to let the organisers know what they’d improve. That’s a sign of a festival keen to futureproof itself and provide the best possible experience for all attendees.

Lakefest is best suited to families, first-time festivalgoers, and music fans seeking a relaxed atmosphere rather than a high-intensity camping experience. The mix of heritage acts, dance music, children’s activities and food options makes it particularly attractive to multi-generational groups. The fact it’s such a family friendly festival is another major positive for families looking for a festival to go to. They’ve also announced Under-12’s go free – so there’s even more of an incentive now.

Next year’s event is taking place between 11-15th August 2027 with tickets on sale on the Lakefest website.

Phoebe Bridgers announces intimate album release shows across the UK

Phoebe Bridgers has announced a series of UK shows in partnership with independent record stores to promote her new album ‘Lost Weekend’.

The boygenius star’s new release is her first since 2020’s Grammy-nominated ‘Punisher’ and was preceeded by the single ‘Lost Boys’.

Music video for Phoebe Bridgers’ new single ‘Lost Boys’

Bridgers previously announced an arena tour to coincide with the album release where tickets sold out in minutes.

Shows will be taking place take place at Union Chapel in London on 17 August, Circuit in Kingston on Wednesday 19 August, Chalk in Brighton on Thursday 20 August and Electric Bristol on Friday 21 August.

Each of the shows will involve a matinee and evening show with each reportedly lasting 45 minutes.

As with Bridgers’ previous gigs, no phones, smartwatches, or other recording devices will be allowed with Yondr pouches provided to store them during the show.

Tickets for the evening shows go on sale on Dice tomorrow (13 August) at 10AM, while tickets for the matinee will be available to purchase from Friday 14 August at 10AM.

Lost Weekend is released on Friday 14 August on Dead Oceans.

Lakefest 2026 Preview

Just two weeks until Lakefest returns to Eastnor Castle Deer Park in Herefordshire for its 14th edition.

Billing itself as “the ultimate summer celebration for grown-ups who party, families who play hard, and everyone who loves brilliant live music, tasty food, cold drinks and proper festival atmosphere” – Lakefest has something for everyone.

From its humble beginnings as a small lakeside gathering, Lakefest has now grown into one of the UK’s most welcoming festivals, blending big-name headline acts with emerging talent across multiple stages.

This year’s headliners include The Charlatans, Example, Madness and Bananarama – with iconic acts such as Lightning Seeds, Scouting for Girls, Soul II Soul and EMF all performing on the Abbey Main Stage across the weekend.

Over at the Xerjoff Scenting the Scene At Funkytown stage, General Levy, Tinchy Stryder, Newton Faulkner, Reef and East 17 will all be making appearances along with Flash: A Tribute to Queen, The Jam UK and Utah Saints.

Lakefest is also bringing a taste of the Balearics to the Herefordshire countryside, hosting a Sunday Ibiza Beach Party in the A Restrospective of House tent. Big names such as Todd Terry, Judge Jules, Lisa Lashes and Seb Fontaine will all be playing high-energy crowd-pleasers, harking back to the golden era of Ibiza.

The Cheshire Cat Club will be hosting a wide variety of events throughout the weekend including DJ sets from Woody Cook and Bez from the Happy Mondays, performances from Senser and local act Dub Catalyst – as well as food demos from Beefy Boys and even movie screenings.

Beyond the music, Lakefest offers creative workshops, children’s activities, fairground rides, and a wide choice of food and drink, making it a true celebration for all ages. With its relaxed atmosphere and beautiful countryside setting, Lakefest is as much about community and fun as it is about great live music.

On top of the entertainment there’s also the annual theme, which this year is Flower Power – so expect to see plenty of flares, psychedelic prints, tie dye and bare feet as revellers channel their inner Woodstock!

Lakefest takes place from 5-9th August at Eastnor Castle Deer Park in Herefordshire.

Day tickets are still available through Lakefest.co.uk.

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2000 TREES 2026 – THE BIG REVIEW!

Who’d organise a festival, eh? Well, James Scarlett organises two – so he’s clearly a glutton for punishment!

On top of rampant economic costs, heatwave conditions and a constant bothering from Soccerball fans wanting to watch “the match”, he had to navigate a couple of pretty unexpected changes of plan in the build-up (which Summer Festival Guide covered here).

Despite these uncertainties, the doors to 2000Trees were opened promptly at Wednesday lunchtime, letting the eager beavers get themselves set up before the action kicked off.

For those unaware, the festival site is at Upcote Farm, a working farm which is around 20 minutes’ drive from the centre of nearby Cheltenham. They’re only small roads on the run up to the site, so be prepared to have to wait for a while before entering, but on balance you’re so close to the site entrance once into the parking area that it evens out.

Alterative transport options include a shuttle bus service from Cheltenham Spa train station provided by Big Green Coach which runs on Wednesday and Thursday and then back on Sunday for £16 in advance. The station itself has regular trains direct trains from London Paddington, Birmingham New Street, Bristol Temple Meads, Cardiff Central, Manchester Piccadilly and Edinburgh Waverley stations – so getting here couldn’t be easier.

Welcome to Trees! – Credit Gareth Bull @garethbull.co

Once you’re through the parking/drop off area it’s down a steep hill, across a narrow bridge, and then a steep uphill through a rugged pathway before some more wobbly terrain past the campervans. You’re then into the general camping area which offers an overflow area, as well as accessible camping and VIP upgrade options.

Despite it taking place on a hilly farm, every effort is made to create an accessible space for festival goers with mobility issues, and following a rejig of the parking situation last year the organisers took on the feedback and made the necessary tweaks to improve that further still.

Designated accessible camping areas, all-terrain mobility scooters to navigate the undulating ground and viewing platforms at stages to allow unobstructed views make it clear that all are welcome.

Inclusivity is another key aspect of 2000Trees. People are free to be themselves, find their people, live their best lives and to do so free from fear of any sort of prejudice or persecution. In a society that is absolutely hoaching with division and hatred, 2000Trees becomes a safe haven – and that adds to its immaculate vibe. The Trees community fully restore my faith in humanity every year and I am grateful for the annual reminder that it ain’t all shit.

Families are also catered to, meaning those elder emos with bairns are able to re-live their youths while keeping the wayuns entertained. Trees puts on a chocka programme of activities for kids – with the line-up in the Word tent featuring everything from circus performances, yoga, drag queen story hour and interactive sing-a-longs. It also provides a welcome spot of shade to keep them out of the sun – a definite plus in this weather.

These are all elements that combine to make 2000Trees one of the most welcoming and accessible festivals in the UK.

Campers arrive on Upcote Farm – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

Thanks to heatwave conditions forecast for the duration of the week, preparation for festival-goers followed a similar model to 2025. That made packing a lot easier, the pile of discards containing wellies, raincoats and fleeces while sunscreen, caps and fans were on the tick list.

Having had the experience of emerging from my tent like Jim Carrey from the mechanical Rhino in Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls last year (IYKYK), I invested in a Black + Fresh tent from Decathlon (not an ad) and can confirm it made a big difference over the duration!

I also added a canopy style shelter to the campsite set up to provide much needed shade and right next to the Camp Frabbit stage, making it a) easy to find and b) giving us front row seats to the line-up for the week. Unsurprisingly after two heatwaves already this year, the ground was unforgiving to tent pegs – so heavy-duty options were brought out.

On to the music!

It’s good to be back! – Credit Gareth Bull @garethbull.co

Wednesday always feels like a private event to me. The full festival doesn’t open until Thursday and a lot of folks hold off arriving until then, which gives those early attendees the opportunity to take in an extra day’s fun.

As with previous years, all of the performances on day one were split between The Word stage and The Forest. Bands alternate between them, but you’re only a couple of minutes’ walk between the stages – so even with the five-minute gap between acts you’re not going to miss a lot. The Word tent has had an upgrade this year, so there’s even more capacity than before.

In the Forest, signs encouraging folks not to occupy space with chairs/hammocks etc were in place after last year’s debacle and throughout the week they were (mostly) adhered to.

Last year’s main stage-r Karen Dió returned for a Wednesday slot in The Forest and kicked off with ‘Euphoria’ before the Hives-esque new single ‘Free Yourself’ ramped things up further.

Karen Dió – Credit @avigayilmusic

The set didn’t slow down any as the Latin Riot Grrrrl ploughed through a set of punk-rock bangers including ‘Stupid’, ‘Cut Your Hair’ and the best cover of Chappell Roan (‘Casual’) you’ll ever hear.

Karen showed her appreciation for the early attendees who came out to see her set, and took the opportunity to play the shortest, or rather most concise song, of all the sets across the weekend – ‘Buy My Merch!’

Closing out the set with ‘Sick Ride’ – she announces “I’m coming in!” before jumping over the barrier to join in with the crowd on the forest floor. It’s an excellent start to the weekend.

A new EP (Fugaz) comes out next month, along with a summer of festivals across Europe and then back to her adopted home for a UK tour covering Glasgow, Manchester, London and Brighton. Dió’s star is rising and we’re all in for a sick ride!

Then it was time for some admin and a wander over to the merch tent to pick up my pre-ordered Trees x 4Ed (the charity raising money to tackle Motor Neurone Disease via the Gloucester Rugby Foundation) rugby jersey – which came up a bit short, so swapped it out for the next size up with zero fuss.

Just some of the merch on offer at 2000Trees – Credit Summer Festival Guide

As ever, its an absolute Aladdin’s Cave of wonder in there! The always popular 2000Trees football shirts available in Home and Away were £45 (kids £30). Line-up t-shirts were available in black, natural, orange and skeleton (Adults £30, kids £20) hoodies for £50 and a fetching pair of shorts for £30.

Clashfinders were £8, Socks £10, Sunglasses £15 and caps (available in black, yellow, natural and a cool skeleton design) were £25 apiece and flying out of the tent, along with some of the more off-piste options available.

These included the annual appearance of Lou’s Brews hot sauce (£10), limited edition prints (£20) and even a Tragic: The Gathering playing cards (£7) and dice (£20) which sold out almost immediately! I managed to witness a gleeful moment as one of the merch staff found the last set of dice for one customer, making their day in the process.

Tragic the Gathering merch – Credit Summer Festival Guide

I also collected my pre-booked headphones from Silent Disco King (£35 of which £25 is returned a few days after the festival). The fun starts each night after the final headliner as DJs play sets across multiple channels and stages. There are even live sets from bands (and the football commentary…) which creates the utterly surreal experience of bands performing in silence, but it’s a lot of fun.

Back to the shade of the Forest and it was one of those bands I was VERY excited to see – Hyphen.

He combines genres into a fusion of rage-filled rap-rock which covers socio-political issues, from immigration, racism and corrupt politicians (Farage) and has an audience rallying behind every word.

‘This Is Great Britain’ questions how great the country is, and spotlights ‘Dave the Racist’ who reads the Daily Mail and blames immigrants rather than the powers that be: “So Dave doesn’t get what he needs. He’s told to blame me. Divide and conquer, rinse and repeat. Trying to be kind but David, I’m not the fucking enemy”

An absolutely incendiary ‘This Might Be It’ has the pit absolutely frothing, while the unexpected sing-a-long chorus of ‘Desk job’ (“Desk job or sex tape? Suck d*** and get paid!”) goes down (pun intended) a storm.

Hyphen – Credit Summer Festival Guide

Newest release ‘SAID WHAT I SAID’ and its refrain of “Fuck you! Yeah, I said what I said” covers AI, billionaires and the hypocrisy of racists enjoying an onion bhaji and GOES OFF!

More festivals await this summer, as well as going on tour with Kid Kapichi later this year and a new EP on the way. Hyphen is ready for bigger things and I reckon we need him more than ever.

Heading back to the campsite to meet friends, eat, play some games (Can Off is an absolute winner) and make the most of the chilled beers left in the cooler, it was a few hours before heading back for Irish band, Sprints.

Ireland has always been a musical nation, but even by their standards they’re in a rich vein of form and Sprints are part of that wave.

They (and the crowd) look like they’re having a shit load of fun up there, as an energetic set of punk rock with songs referencing French philosophers (‘Descartes’), Czech poets (‘Beg’) and desire (‘Something’s Gonna Happen’). There’s also an excellent cover of Le Tigre’s ‘Deceptacon’ which is a weekend highlight for me.

Karla Chubb of Sprints crowd surfs – Credit Gareth Bull @garethbull.co

Addressing the crowd, powerhouse frontwoman Karla Chubb asks: “Are yiz all sweating your balls off?”. The answer is a unanimous yes, balls or not.

For the final song, ‘Little Fix’, the band asks the fired-up audience: “Can anyone play guitar?”. The call was answered by a young woman in a backpack (it stayed on throughout) and so Chubb got herself into the mixer, crowd surfing as the set came to a triumphant end.

It’s a brilliant set, and if you’re not already familiar with Sprints then get on it!

PUP are a band I hadn’treally come across before and that is a profound own goal on my part! The Forest is absolutely buzzing ahead of the set from the Toronto natives who are playing their 2016 LP The Dream Is Over’ in its entirety.

Crowd surfing starts from the off and the “Woo, ooh-ooh, woo, ooh-ooh’s” of ‘DVP’ get even newcomers to the Canadian’s repertoire involved. The weather-appropriate ‘Sleep In The Heat’ can’t be held responsible for the conditions, but would it have killed them to have another one called ‘Light Drizzle For A Little Bit’?

Crowds at PUP’s Forest stage set – Credit Jez Pennington

They tease some of tomorrow’s main stage slot setlist with ‘Reservoir’ and the woozy love song ‘Hunger for Death’ bringing an epic set to a close and then it’s time for a White Russian.

A trip to the bar and a selfie with organiser James Scarlett and co-conspirator Gavin McInally and then it was time for Trees stalwarts Thrill Collins.

They take to the stage in front of a headphone wearing crowd, with the light blue colour on the headsets making the Forest look like it had been taken over by a phosphorescent algae bloom!

Thrill Collins playing a Silent Disco set – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

A set of pop, rock, garage, drum and bass covers goes down a treat. They even manage to have their own version of a wall of death – “Let’s call it a wall of love!”. The love is definitely flowing from both sides of the barrier, as they tell the crowd they are “Panto good” (“Oh no we aren’t!”) for their participation. It’s a cracker and they never fail to deliver.

And so, to bed, attempting to avoid the classic too much, too soon with three full days ahead…but not until I’ve had a couple of White Russians…

THURSDAY

The second wave of weekend ticket holders begin drifting onto site early doors, hunting down their friends and family to join in the fun, selecting prime locations wherever possible.

Oxfam volunteers giving out wristbands – Credit @avigayilmusic

Among the keenos who arrived yesterday a number made their way, yoga mats under arm, into the Forest for an early morning session. Others took the opportunity to join the queue for a bacon sandwich – people contain multitudes.

The main arena opened up for the first time, revealing more food vendors and some changes to the previous years’ layout. Most noticeable was the expansion of the Marshall Tent (who now have naming rights to the stage formerly known as Neu) and subsequent relocation of the Arbor bar to opposite the Marshall Stage.

This meant the Frank Water stall moved around the corner, closer to the VIP entrance, in between food stalls.

Buds. were first up on the main stage. The Southampton four-piece have played Trees for the last three years, as well as having attended as punters – so their connection with the festival is a strong one.

Their set begins with a slightly delayed soundcheck due to DON BROCO’s gear still being on stage, which gives them chance to hand out party bags with balloons, bubbles, party hats, Lego keyrings, Haribos and lollies to the already assembled masses.

Goods courtesy of Buds. – Credit Summer Festival Guide

Singer Dan confessed his voice was “Fucked” but reassured us they were just going to “Pretend it isn’t!” – a bold approach considering they’ve got busking stage slots over each of the coming nights!

Buds. – Credit Jez Pennington

At one point Dan also twats himself in the face with his guitar, causing a nosebleed which is sub-optimal during the biggest show of their lives – but he soldiers on and its pretty metal, if sore.

New single ‘Time Well Spent’ is a three-minute pop-punk smash hit with a sing-a-long chorus, ‘Grit’ has an infectious chorus (“I’m a layabout, I ain’t got no grit. I’ll never know what a hard day work is”) and ‘Picking Wounds’ just bloody rocks!

Ending with the genuinely excellent ‘Building Blocks’, the crowd sings along, blows bubbles and releases balloons in a joyous celebration. Chants of “Buds, buds, buds, buds, buds…” continued throughout the weekend and they’ve definitely left Upcote with a raft of new fans after this showing.

Buds. on the main stage – Credit Jez Pennington

Dropping in on Yorkshire’s Goo on the Marshall Stage, their set is filled with fuzz-laden riffs and gives me a bit of a Courtney Barnett-vibe. Their debut album ‘Oh Wow, Oh Well’ came out in May and gets its moment in the spotlight throughout the set.

Singles ‘Payday’ and ‘Slow Morning’ feature, along with earlier releases ‘Call In Sick’ are standouts along with the fantastically titled ‘Tiny Dinosaur That Only I Can See’.

A quick coffee stop and then it was back to the campsite to meet one of our party joining us for their first ever Trees. A tour of the festival site, including the necessary admin of wristband and headphone collection, and it was time for a beer.

The partnership Trees has with Arbor means you’re always guaranteed to have good quality, and often gluten-free, beer options throughout the site – but it’s at the Arbor Bar you’ll find the broadest selection. Lagers, IPAs, NEIPAs, low-alcohol options and even Stouts – it’s all there.

There are also a selection of picnic benches outside which offer a view of the stage (part of it anyway) giving you the opportunity to take a load off and still enjoy the action.

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There are also food options galore at Trees, ranging from the classics of Fish and Chips, Fried Chicken Pizza and Burgers through to Gyros, Pad Thai and Paella. There is always a genuine focus on providing vegan and gluten-free options too which means you’re pretty much set when it comes to feasting.

I’m lucky enough not to have any dietary restrictions, but each of the stalls is very clear about allergens where there are any – and if they weren’t obvious, customers were encouraged to ask.

I tried to dip into the Marshall Stage for snake eyes, but the humidity in there was nuts and the breeze outside was providing much needed respite so I bailed. Maybe next time.

Mariachi el Bronx were next up on the main stage and the sudden influx of cultural appropriation/sensible sun protection in the form of sombreros spelled out what was to come.

Sombrero wearing fans at Mariachi El Bronx – Credit Jez Pennington

Entering the stage in pure Mariachi drip, the band (who would be performing as The Bronx later on) proudly announced that Trees had “Never had a band perform as a mariachi band and then as a punk band later that same night”– a genuine Upcote Farm first, put that on your bingo sheet!

It all began with an album of the same name which they released in 2009. They’ve since toured as both bands and revelled in the fun the former provides. They’re clearly supremely talented musicians and the addition of mariachi brass, squeeze boxes and a frankly mad number of guitars provide a sound perfectly suited to a sunny afternoon.

Mariachi El Bronx – Credit Jez Pennington

My personal favourites from the set were ’48 Roses’, ‘Cell Mates’, Norteño Lights’ and set closer ‘Revolution Girls’. It was hard to stay still throughout and I wasn’t the only one! In fact, a conga started in the pit and there was even a spontaneous limbo dancing competition at one point.

It was a fun-filled affair and in the spirit of cultural appropriation, I went and got nachos for a little snacky snack. Fiesta Nachos from Banging Burritos were £7 and you got a big portion with sour cream and Pico Di Gallo…can’t say fairer than that!

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The weather gods, not content with scorching all before them with a heat wave, threw an insane tornado-like gust of wind into the mix! Hats went flying hundreds of metres up into the air and were then joined by a frigging umbrella (no sign of Mary Poppins for a secret set). It was a bizarre sight and let to a post on the official Facebook group for survivors of the 2000Trees Tornado 2026.

Standing out in front of the main stage had taken a toll on us, that or the beers, so we went back to the campsite to recover with a high-octane game of Can Off and a few more bevs – along with a wardrobe change given the sweat fest the AM had triggered.

Can Off involves throwing a frisbee at a pole with a can on the top, which you have to knock off. You can try to catch it, which earns you points, or you just smash everything to pieces in front of you and hoon the can half way to Stroud.

Can Off in action – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

We drew in a few spectators and participants, even an official photographer at one point (thanks Joe!), and the consensus was overwhelmingly positive.

With a day-saver ticket purchased to the struggle bus, it wasn’t until the early evening before I made my way stage-ward again. This time it was into the Forest and Native James.

There was a huge amount of hype ahead of time off the back of a massive set at Download and the amount of people stood waiting for it to begin was a testament to that.

Kicking things off with ‘Power’ and then ramping it up with the monster track, ‘Hammer’ the forest floor was soon churned up by a heaving pit. ‘DO WHAT YOU WANT’ lit the touchpaper even more (if that was possible) and I honestly haven’t seen a show like it on that stage before.

Native James – Credit Jez Pennington

Native James gave 100% for every second of the 40-minute set and the crowd responded in kind. A huge wall of death and a constant swirling pit – it was fucking intense, the kind of set that people talk about all weekend and then a hell of a lot afterwards too!

He has a headline show at Nice ‘N’ Sleazy in Glasgow at the end of the week (tickets are less than £15!), Cowgate Block Party in Edinburgh, Latitude Festival, Outcider Festival and Secret Island Festival all still to come this summer. It won’t be long before those slots and venues will be much bigger.

I headed to the always brilliant Manjula (more of them later…) for a portion of Marry Me Tofu which was one of their daily specials, along with their usual array of delicious plant-based street food including Burritos, Nachos and Curries. I wasn’t sure I could handle mashed potato in a heat wave, but I triumphed in the face of adversity and it was bloody lovely!

Having taken on the mantle of PUP fan yesterday, it was time for their second show of the weekend and my second in 24 hours which basically makes me a super fan as far as I’m concerned.

Pup – Credit Mac Praed @Mac_Praed

I really don’t know how I’ve neglected them for so long but my Spotify wrapped will definitely reflect my newfound…erm…finding, of them.

There was some overlap between the sets, which is to be expected – especially as they’re bangers – but we got songs off debut LP ‘PUP’, ‘Morbid Stuff’ and ‘Who Will Look After The Dogs?’ too. New single ‘Concrete’, released at the end of June, also got air time giving the punters a full spectrum of PUP eras in one 50-minute set.

Following their cover set in the Forest on Wednesday, PUP’s Canadian comrades The Dirty Nil were also back in action at the Marshall Stage.

Formed in 2006 they’ve an enviable back catalogue including five LPs to work with and were here to rock from the off opening with ‘That’s What Heaven Feels Like’ followed by ‘No Weaknesses’ and ‘Rock N’ Roll Band’.

The Dirty Nil – Credit Gareth Bull @garethbull.co

They were making a statement, flying out of the stalls and taking no prisoners – I’m just glad I had earplugs!

I also managed to nip into the Axiom for Superheaven’s show too (the beauty of the site’s compact layout) thus navigating one of those bloody clashes that are unfortunately always going to happen.

Taking the opportunity to sit down at the back of the tent, it was cute to hear them so clearly enthusiastic about the opportunity to play Trees (their first time). Catching the end of their show I was treated to their Deftones-esque ‘Youngest Daughter’, along with the genuinely excellent ‘Crawl’ both from 2013’s ‘Jar’.

Crowdsurfers during Superheaven – Credit Jez Pennington

Their set finished with ‘Poor Aileen’, a Bush-a-like grunge track that whisked me back to the mid 90’s with little effort. A double whammy of two excellent bands and then it was on to main stage duties.

The super last-minute cancellation by Alkaline Trio meant there were still a lot of shirts knocking around, and those fans were able to seek solace in the arms of Silent Disco, where the excellent Gemma Edwards (check out her TikTok) devoted part of her set to the band.

Their replacements, DON BROCO, had plenty of their own fanbase present but addressed replacing Alkaline Trio early doors – Rob Damiani telling the crowd: “These are impossible shoes to fill. We hope Matt gets better”.

Don Broco – Credit Jez Pennington

They headlined in 2024 and showed they were more than capable of holding it down then. I’ll be honest, gutted as I was at Alkaline Trio having to pull out, the Bedford lads are a hell of a replacement.

Reflecting on receiving the call to replace them not long after finishing their support slot for Biffy Clyro, he said: “This time last week we didn’t know we’d be playing tonight. It didn’t take us any time to say yes. It’s a massive, massive honour!”

Set opener ‘Cellophane’ has been rattling around my head since the announcement, although I am 99% certain Damiani is singing “Do you have the Mini Rolls?” and now I want Mini Rolls.

While there was no sign of Nickelback for ‘Nightmare Tripping’ plenty of songs from the album of the same name did make an appearance. ‘Somersaults’, ‘Disappear’ and ‘Euphoria’ were all met with the same love for the oldies and they even drew proceedings to a close with ‘Hype Man’.

The fact the band (and crowd) was able to slip so seamlessly between the new tracks and the staples is a testament to how finely tuned these guys are!

Rob Damiani of Don Broco surveys his kingdom – Credit Carla Mundy

They’re by no means the first or last to heap praise on organisers and the behind-the-scenes teams for their efforts in putting on the best festival in the country, but there’s genuine sincerity in their words.

I legged it away from DON BROCO to try and catch Static Dress but the Cave tent was absolutely chocka so I stood outside to listen to set closer ‘human props’ then hot footed it back…not quickly enough to hear ‘Bruce Willis’ though – sadly.

I also missed the hydration break, that much-maligned feature of the World Cup which has drawn boos from fans and criticism from coaches and players. It wasn’t getting off lightly here either! Boos rang out before they kicked back into action and set things up for their encore.

Don Broco take a hydration break “BOOOOOOOOO!” – Credit Carla Mundy

Coming back out with their absolutely massive ‘Everybody’ into ‘T-Shirt Song’ and a swirling mass of t-shirts over heads before ‘Hype Man’ brought things to a finale. You have to take your hat off to the boys for the willingness to step in at late notice and then to deliver a totally headline worthy set. Thank you, lads.

I had half an eye on seeing Haggard Cat in the Forest, but instead scored an excellent sausage (not a euphemism, thank you) from Happy Bangers before heading back to the campsite for Dave McPherson of InMe over on the Camp Frabbit stage conveniently opposite my tent and camping chair.

I went down to Camp Turner for another dose of Buds. – still going strong after their 11am main stage opener and Dan’s voice holding on thanks to lozenges. A fun-filled, cover version smattered, can-chugging, bubble-dominated set followed and it was absolutely worth staying up for.

Buds. on the Camp Turner stage – Credit Summer Festival Guide

If you’ve never ventured out to the stages in the general camping area, I can honestly say I’ve seen some of my favourite performances out there in recent years, so it’s well worth the explore.

With a second (actually, more like seventh) wind now upon me it was time to give the Silent Disco my attention. What I didn’t intend was to be returning to my tent at 3:30am nearly voiceless but with cheeks hurting from smiling so hard. Was it worth it? Abso-bloody-lutely.

FRIDAY

Waking up only a few hours after I fell asleep the heat was feeling extra spicy today and the combination with a fuzzy head was less than pleasant. My own supply of lozenges came to the party to help tackle the hoarse voice, but again – worth it.

Despite the hangover’s grip on very soul, I dragged myself and pals into the sanctuary of the Forest for the 11:30am performance from local lads, Truck.

Truck – Credit Summer Festival Guide

I have to confess to being a massive Truck fanboy and I have no problem outing myself from the off! Their 90’s influenced sound knits alternative rock, country, emo and pop together into the most comfortable (and stylish) sweater you could imagine…the kind that gets you compliments wherever you go.

Hailing from just down the road in Cheltenham, there is a partisan gathering in the audience ready to see the long-time attendees and frequenters of the campsite stages in action on the bill proper for the first time. Their enthusiasm led to a dusty circle pit, sing-a-longs and plenty of smiles.

Having spent part of 2025 in the recording studio, the lads have released two singles so far this year (‘A Little Bit of Love’ and ‘Your Life & Mine’) both of which showcase frontmen Jamie and Dom’s gorgeous harmonies and fondness for a gut punch lyric.

Their cover of Metallica’s ‘Enter Sandman’ is genuinely brill, completely changing the song from a brooding metal track into an upbeat, summer-y tune. It’s a gleeful set and they’re clearly touched by the support from the crowd. You can’t help but root for them and their love for 2000Trees is clear to see. Here’s hoping they get another rung up the ladder next year.

Twat Union – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

Over to the main stage it was Twat Union, a “feminist-punk-pop six-piece”. Introducing their post-coital lament, ‘UTI’, frontwoman Kate MacDonald removes her shorts to reveal underwear with flames on the front (stylish and informative) before the middle finger to sexists ‘Singer of the Band’ brings the set to a close.

I needed to eat something to try and fight back at the hangover, so a Spring Roll Bowl for a deeply reasonable £6 from the Pad Thai stall got things rolling (arf, arf).

I drifted across to Axiom for a snippet of Grandma’s House and brief respite from the sun and enjoyed Yasmin Berndt’s Brodie Dalle-esque vocals and the sinister basslines and jagged guitars while lying on my back and nursing an ice cold beer.

Then it was back to the furnace for Leeds’ Beauty School for a hearty slug of Midwest-emo that rallies me from the pits of despair. It’s a hot auld set, but for a short period of time a cloud earns itself the title of “hero of the weekend” for blocking the sun.

RIP Cloud, we knew you so briefly – Credit Summer Festival Guide

The respite was insufficient though, and so I headed campsite-wards to get into the welcome gloom of my tent for a wee while before a sojourn to Word for something completely different in TV Party Tonight, a TV theme tune covers band.

They delivered flawless renditions of The Office (US), Peep Show, Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles and (my personal favourite) The OC themes among others and it was a fun-filled alternative to my original plans. It’s always the things you least expect.

Next up was Saturdays At Your Place in the Cave. Of all the bands I listened to in the build-up, these guys were among the ones I was most looking forward to seeing in action.

Hailing from Michigan, the three-piece specialise in that technical Midwest emo guitar sound that has become so synonymous with Trees (and my Spotify wrapped). Fan favourite ‘tarot cards’ is the embodiment of that with the lyrics “She said her friends don’t like me. Well I don’t like, me too.” encapsulating the awkward, youthful angst so associated with the scene.

Saturdays At Your Place – Credit Mac Praed @mac_praed

Other sad bangers ‘it’s always cloudy in kalamazoo’ and ‘future’ feature along with ‘i’d rather be in michigan’ which I would definitely agree with if it was a bit cooler there, but then I wouldn’t be at Trees.

A very short stone’s throw away is Axiom where Free Throw were playing, but again the sauna-like conditions in the tent lost out in favour of time sat in the shade with a pint and some carbs.

This came in the shape of a hefty portion of macaroni cheese with BBQ pulled pork from The Mac Shac (£15). The addition of Sriracha livened me up further still for a quick split of The Wildhearts and the aptly named Sunny Day Real Estate.

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The Wildhearts are elder statesmen of the UK rock scene, led by the ever-present Ginger Wildheart. They were a late addition (not DON BROCO late, but still late) after Lambrini Girls were forced to withdraw following Phoebe Lunny’s brain surgery (get well soon, Phoebe!).

Earlier this year, Ginger announced he had been diagnosed with mantle cell lymphoma, an aggressive form of cancer and was refusing to undergo treatment – preferring instead to spend the next couple of years saying his goodbyes. It’s amazing that he’s doing things on his own terms, and they give the busy Cave tent a proper rock n roll show including ‘I Wanna Go Where the People Go’ and ‘Mazel Tov Cocktail’. It was far too “Meat and Potatoes” for me, but the crowd seemed to have fun!

Down to the main stage next for the driving guitars of Sunny Day Real Estate. The Godfathers of emo have been doing the business since 1992, inspiring countless bands in the process.

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With over three decades (I felt dirty writing that) of music at their fingertips it’s an enviable task to pick their set. Hearing ‘In Circles’ live was a genuine highlight of the weekend for me, filling this elder emo’s heart to the brim and we still had Funeral for a Friend to come!

There was a definite move by the masses to get food at this point with almost every stall catering to big queues. Although I did have to spare a thought for the team at Crumble…ain’t no-one messing with a crumble in this heat!

Axiom next for Arcane Roots – one of the weekend’s big draws.It’s a good job the set-up crew legends properly nailed down the tent else the roof would be going the same way as yesterday’s umbrella and heading off over the Cotswold hills.

Fans on the barrier for Arcane Roots – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

The crowd was at fever pitch as the band, who disbanded in 2018, returned to the stage with newest single ‘A Wave, Across the Sea’. Andrew Groves’ voice still soars while the epic soundscapes are all still there. Gentle, melodic build ups reaching epic crescendos and frankly bloody massive drums.

Bidding the crowd adieu (at least until their Forest set on Saturday) they left them wanting more with a stunning ‘If Nothing Breaks, Nothing Moves’. It was a seismic performance and even if the only other opportunity to see them (aside from tomorrow) is currently at ArcTanGent there’ll be hopes for a tour in the not-too-distant future.

Arcane Roots – Credit Carla Mundy

We’re treated to another beaut of a sunset, as the now dusty track lends a hint of Tatooine to this corner of Gloucestershire. I am also treated to another visit to Manjula (what? It’s good!!) and their specials board which this time promises puffed tofu!

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They were only £5.50 and came with a nice tingly sweet chilli sauce (The proper stuff, not the syrup you get in a supermarket) providing the perfect amuse bouche before the main event – Birria Tacos (£14) from Gourmet Warriors.

I try, where possible, not to duplicate meals year on year so as to provide the broadest possible selection of food reviews but I had spent the last 12 months thinking about these tacos and I needed them again.

Delicious beef mixed with cheese and perfectly grilled tacos come with a small pot of beef consommé for dipping and hell’s bells they’re amazing. See you in another year you delicious, delicious wallets of joy.

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And now it was time for our Friday night headliners Funeral for a Friend and I am GIDDY!

They’ve been at it for 25 years now (again, this is a violation), albeit with a few years on hiatus, and long-standing members Kris Roberts, Darran Smith and Ryan Richards are all still going. The vocals are now in the hands of Holding Absence’s Lucas Woodland following Matthew Davies-Kreye’s decision to step away from the band in 2023.

Kicking things off, Woodland announces “We’re Funeral for a Friend and we’re all the rage!” for the Hours LP’s opener of the same name.

Funeral for a Friend – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

It’s 100mph from the off and it’s immediately into ‘Streetcar’ followed swiftly by ‘Rookie of the Year’ and ‘This Year’s Most Open Heartbreak’. It’s breathless stuff, but Woodland is doing a fine job of fronting the band. Referencing the football and identifying the headliners as being “66 per cent Welsh” (he’s not wrong!) he’s up there living the dream. He’s singing in a band he himself loves as a fan, and is clearly appreciative of the opportunity.

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It’s never easy being the new guy, but he praises the band for their support and says he’s ready to perform with them for as long as they’ll have him. On the evidence of tonight, he should probably get comfy!

The boys bring out Ben Barlow from Neck Deep for ‘Juneau’ and then it’s a massive singalong (and more than a few tears) for ‘History’ before a brief pause as they leave the stage.

The unmistakeable opening to ‘Into Oblivion (Reunion)’ takes the roof off before Woodland tells the crowd: “Diolch yn Fawr! We’ll be back. Escape artists never die!” giving us one last chance to scream lyrics in the faces of our besties. It’s absolutely everything and my heart is full. Fuller still as the Dafydd Iwan protest anthem ‘Yma o Hyd’ plays out on the PA. Da iawn, boys.

Funeral for a Friend – Credit Mac Paraed @Mac_Praed

I hot footed back to Camp Turner for Truck’s second set of the day and this time they’re rolling with a freakin’ banjo along with Joe from Lickshot filling in on cajon.

With heavy footfall passing the lads had the opportunity to woo some new fans, with passers by stopping to listen in to another excellent performance. There’s no such thing as too much Truck in my opinion (and clearly in the organisers’ opinion too with three bands featuring the word Truck!).

Truck on the Camp Turner stage – Credit Summer Festival Guide

A stop off at the tent to pick up Silent Disco headphones and it was into the Forest for Battlesnake.

The Australian rockers tore the place up last year and they were back for more, along with a Saturday main stage slot. It was time to convert some non-believers!

Battlesnake Silent Disco set – Credit Jez Pennington

After the customary spoken-word introduction of ‘Dawn of the Exultants’ frontman Sam Frank announces: “We are Battlesnake. And we are playing silently!” and it’s into ‘I Killed Satan’.

It’s absolutely surreal to watch them in action but in silence, especially after their batshit set in the same location during daylight hours last year. I’m not sure it worked, but with another show to come they would have their chance.

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A brief stop off in the Silent Disco was cut short when I ended up spilling the White Russian, I was carrying in my pocket down my shorts and boxers and I had to go back to the tent to change. Which, serendipitously, meant I was in prime location for Buds.’ Camp Frabbit show.

There were definitely over 100 people gathered around for the performance, which they introduced as “The hits!”. We got huge singalongs to their own material, especially for ‘Building Blocks’ but were also treated to excellent covers of Natasha Beddingfield’s ‘Unwritten’, Sugababes’ ‘About You Now’, Bowling for Soup (‘Girl All the Bad Guys Want’) and ‘Complicated’ by Avril Lavigne.

Buds. on the Camp Frabbit stage – Credit Summer Festival Guide

It was an hour of pure joy and the balloons, circle pits, people on shoulders and crowd surfers made for one of the best campsite shows I’ve seen to date.

At the same time over near the Forest, it was time for the annual dose of the obscure as Not a Carrot Cult reaped the rewards of a bountiful harvest (“Blessed Be!”) – possibly their largest crop to date.

Half village fete vegetable growing competition, half sing-a-long, it’s all bonkers – and it’s an absolute highlight.

The ceremony was punctuated by veg themed songs such as ‘Sow Me Now’ (to the tune of Creed’s One Last Breath) and ‘Carrots Gonna Grow’ in the style of ‘Three Lions’ and forays into terrace chants showing love for carrots (“We love you carrots, we do”) and disdain for parsnips (“What do we think of parsnips? Shit!”). It’s one of the most bizarre aspects of 2000Trees and it’s bloody excellent – “Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

SATURDAY

We’re running on fumes at this point and so there’s a more relaxed start to proceedings and a couple of coffees at the campsite before attacking the day.

On the Camp Frabbit stage we got an unexpected early performance, as a man from a nearby tent got on stage to shower while his friends played Def Leppard’s ‘Pour Some Sugar on Me’ on a speaker. The guy had some serious moves and will undoubtedly be taking calls ahead of next year’s event…that or from folk of ill repute.

Trees regulars The Xcerts were taking part in a Q&A over in the Forest, so we headed there first of all. The Scottish band were playing the Cave stage later on, but there’s nothing wrong with double The Xcerts.

The XCerts Q&A session with Mark & Me – Credit Gareth Bull @garethbull.co

That being said, while Murray’s solo set (including ‘Do It to Myself’ and ‘losing it’) was great, there was a bit too much Q&A for my liking – so we left in search of breakfast.

Catching the end of breakfast service meant options were thinning out, but my heroes over at Gourmet Warriors had some leftover Breakfast Tacos (three for £11.50)! What a result!! They were incredible and I will definitely be attempting to make them myself at home. Corn tortillas stuffed with spiced sausage meat, scrambled egg and melted cheese – served with salsa.

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While eating we caught some of Frozemode on the main stage with what I have decided to dub ‘roadman rock’. It wasn’t my bag, but they were well up for it and those who enjoyed it had a silent disco set to look forward to (after the football).

A cold, refreshing Helles lager in hand I wandered across to Lakes in Axiom for more of that Midwestern emo I love so much!

They’re from the UK but their influences are worn squarely on their sleeves with a set of really tight American Football-referencing indie. They’ve toured with acts such as Pedro the Lion and The Get Up Kids – similar exponents of the multi-layered indie style of music. It’s a fantastic set and they’re a group I’ll be keeping my eye out for.

The main stage once more and it’s the return of Battlesnake! The surreal silent disco set behind them, this time it’s for real and it’s time to get loud. They get the crowd involved, with a kid on shoulders shouting “2000!” into the mic and the crowd responding with “Trees!”. It’s core memory territory and might be the beginning of a journey toward rock superstardom for the young lad.

Seth leads the crowd in a chant during Battlesnake – Credit Jez Pennington

White robes are soon removed and it’s into budgie smugglers (they’re aussies, okay?) as frontman Sam Frank informs the crowd after every song “Thank you we are Battlesnake!”. He also tells the watching throng “We’ve got one more for you” which he repeats at least three times so I honestly couldn’t tell you how many songs there were.

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If you have FOMO reading this, or you were there and just wanting to relive everything (or in my case remind myself), you can watch it all again on the band’s YouTube! They’re fun as hell and I love ‘em.

Another of those acts my pre-festival research flagged up was Bicurious. Having already been given one dose of Ireland’s new wave of alternative bands, I was thirsty for more.

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Bicurious is the Dublin-based duo of Gavin Purcell and Taran Plouzané. Describing themselves as “Two sweaty boys playing tunes and giving it loads” they’re doing themselves a bit of a disservice. It’s not an inaccurate statement by any stretch – but there’s heaps more to them than that.

Purcell is part drummer, part hype man and spends his time leaping off stage into the crowd, encouraging a circle pit and as much moshing as possible. Plouzané keeps the momentum going with looped riffs and when they let rip, boy do they let rip!

They’re on the Marshall Stage this year, but given the response to their set I reckon they’re good for a bigger space next time around.

The Seal of Approval is even there! NB: I previously stated the Seal had a red light AND a green light, which was clearly a Freudian slip into Squid Games territory. It only has a red light (currently) although the Seal’s keepers were considering the upgrade for next year.

The motherflippin’ Seal of Approval – Credit Summer Festival Guide

On the Seal, I finally received the flipper up I had so yearned for (and a bit of a bruised jaw) as I was made to kneel and “Receive the Seal”. It was absolutely worth it.

The annual live edition of the 2 Promoters 1 Pod (starring James Scarlett and Gavin McInally) is taking place over in the Word tent and is once again totally packed (Axiom next year?) despite the tent being given an extension this year.

Arriving on stage, Gavin appeared as James – holding an England flag. He soon switched into his Scotland shirt though and is probably still washing his hands…

Over in Axiom, Baltimore’s Have Mercy inform the audience that this is only their third time visiting the UK three times ever. Their earnest, elder-emo soothing sound is another highlight of the weekend.

Have Mercy – Credit Jez Pennington

Although they strayed into the classic pitfall of commenting on the actual number of trees at 2000Trees (“There are 2,220 – the name’s misleading!”) the set is awesome. ‘Coexist’, ‘Two Years’, ‘Let’s Talk About Your Hair’ and the stunning ‘Cigarettes and Old Perfume’ give the Axiom crowd a dose of exactly what we want.

Thanking the crowd, they say: “This has been the best show of our life”. You can’t helped be touched by their obvious pride at what they’ve just delivered and it’s a feeling very much reciprocated.

I headed over to the Word tent for The Ogretones, the UK’s number one musical tribute to the greatest film soundtracks of all time – Shrek. Yes, that’s right the Shrek films.

The group, dressed as much-loved characters from the film franchise (including Donkey on bass, the Big Bad Wolf on drums, the Gingerbread Man on keyboard) play songs from the Shrek soundtrack including ‘Accidentally in Love’, ‘All Star’, ‘I’m A Believer’ and “Holding Out for a Hero”

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Shrek (well, the singer with Shrek ears and a bright green guitar) comments that “We’ve never had a circle pit before…” and as the riff from Led Zepellin’s ‘Immigrant Song’ starts they get their wish. Gentle though it is, it’s unmistakably a circle pit and there is joy on the faces of everyone involved!

These guys hit the absolute sweet spot for a festival populated with millennials. Loads of them grew up watching the films and now they have kids of their own who watch the films. The booking is inspired and there are no glum faces as we make our way back out into the sun.

On the subject of fancy dress (seamless right?) this year’s theme was 2000memes.

The creativity of Trees attendees is a joy to behold. We had a brilliant couple as the ‘This is Fine’ dog surrounded by fire, an incredible recreation of the iconic Pepe Silva scene from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Spidermen(people?) pointing at one another, a cat playing piano, a whole “I can haz cheeseburger? stall and the individual prize winner an interactive ‘Distracted Boyfriend’ stand.

Winners of the couples fancy dress competition – Credit Magda Campagne
Runner up and winners of the solo category – Credit Magda Campagne

It was time to visit the legends at Bunnymans Bunnychow for my annual pilgrimage. The hollowed-out bread, filled with chilli combo is an absolute winner whatever the weather. However, my plan to keep it 50/50 spice wise was thwarted by some gentle piss taking by the staff and so I caved under pressure and went for hot. This turned out to be a mistake when my core temperature was already at critical levels, but I regret nothing. It was delicious – and the pint of Westons cider offset the spice perfectly.

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Marmozets are back! Having stepped away from music in 2018 they returned with their first new release ‘CO.WAR.DICE.’ in May and have played seven headline shows across the UK prior to festival season.

One of the reasons they called it a day seven years ago was frontwoman Becca Bottomley’s pregnancy leading to the band being told no label would sign them as a result! Well, here they are, back at it, signed to Nettwerk and Bottomley is 30 weeks pregnant! It’s a triumphant middle finger up to the naysayers all those years ago – and they’re playing like they never left.

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Their set is understandably pock marked with new ones (‘A Kiss From A Mother’, ‘Cut Back’ and ‘Like Last Night’ standouts) but the old stuff gets the most love. The bassline for ‘Captivate You’ has my sternum aching and ending their set on an utterly exhilerating ‘Major System Error’, Marmozets have lit the touch paper and Trees is all the better for it.

The heat was kicking the shit out of me at this point (both temperature and spice wise) and with a long one in the offing it was time to retreat back to the tent for a wardrobe change and a litre of electrolytes. As the designated “bag man” for Neck Deep, I’m left in charge of the silent disco headphones (along with other valuables) while the others go into the pit. Thankfully I have a freshly screen-printed tote bag from the Marshall Tent to store them in.

I drifted back into the arena, hearing The Xcerts (part deux) packing out the Cave for their play through of the fresh off the presses ‘i think i want to go home now.’ but carry on down to the main stage for Glassjaw.

The elder statesmen of post-hardcore hadn’t played Trees before and there was a huge amount of excitement among the crowd and bands on the bill alike. Their fingerprints are all over Funeral for a Friend for example, and their influence on the scene can’t be ignored.

Glassjaw – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

Anthems from 2002’s Worship and Tribute (‘Pink Roses’, ‘Cosmopolitan Blood Loss’, ‘Tip Your Bartender’ and ‘Ape Dos Mil’) figure heavily in the setlist but I’ll be honest I found myself losing interest so headed back up to The XCerts and caught the end of their set, including the certified banger ‘Feels Like Falling In Love’. There are emotional scenes amongst the audience and I start to feel like I made the wrong choice…Oh well!

Dinosaur Pile Up are on in the Axiom next and despite it being mere yards away there is no chance of getting in there as the place is PACKED. This is in no small part due to the gigantic inflatable dinosaurs in the pit, but as we all know “Nature finds a way!”

A literal Dinosaur Pile-Up at Dinosaur Pile-Up – Credit Carla Mundy

There’s plenty of the set occupied by tracks from the new record, ‘I’ve Felt Better’, including ‘Bout to Lose It’, ‘Sick of Being Down’ and most recent single ‘Love’s The Worst’ and they’re all well received. As are the classics – especially the impossibly funky ‘Back Foot’ which draws things to a close. It’s great seeing them back in action and with November dates covering Spain and Italy there’s hope for UK dates in the New Year.

Dusk settles in and here come Neck Deep, the final third of the Wales dominated headliner slots closing things out with a set filled with arms aloft pop punk anthems.

Neck Deep’s Ben Barlow – Credit Gareth Bull @garethbull.co

‘Can’t Kick Up The Roots’ opens things up and sets the tempo for the next 120 minutes of their set. Greeting the crowd, Ben Barlow acknowledges the upcoming match – promising that they were: “Going to try and rattle through this!”

The sampled intro of Where Do We Go When We Go’ with the playschool chant of “Rain, Rain, Go Away” was met with a pleading shout of “Come Back!” from frontman Ben and a setlist ticking off most eras of the band follows.

I reckon there’s a fair few in the crowd who had no idea Neck Deep were from North Wales. Despite the recent US focus on Wrexham thanks to Messrs Mac and Reynolds, you’d definitely not assume they’re from that part of the world! Still, Ben’s transatlantic vocal has undoubtedly helped them to enjoy success both here and across the pond!

Introducing ‘When You Know’ Ben asks the crowd: “Anyone here in love? Probably not. You’re all Neck Deep fans so you’re all miserable”. Following that theme he then dedicates their newest song (‘You Should See Me Now’) to those in the audience who have “been through some stuff”.

Neck Deep – Credit Gareth Bull @garethbull.co

We get a Christmas song (‘December’) in July and then things end on a massive sing-a-long ‘In Bloom’ which has been an earworm ever since. It has been a triumphant showing from the Neck Deep boys and a fine closer to the music for the weekend.

Then it’s the football…if you’re of that persuasion. James Scarlett told the 2 Promoters 1 Podcast audience they’d paid £5k to install a big screen to show the second half of the England Vs Norway match. It’s always one of those big dividers in that keeping the focus on the music is the priority – as Download did. But with so many football shirts around and the opportunity for a communal experience, there was little doubt Trees would deliver.

I meet friends down at Barnaby Sykes Pie Maker just in front of the bug screen, and with it being a football match raid their dwindling supplies for a final festival feast with a steak and chorizo pie, chips (they’d run out of mash) and gravy. It was pretty meh. But Bovril was in short supply.

There were a couple of teething issues with the screen initially, but it was soon rectified and considering we’re in the middle of a field where there’s no signal the fact they managed to stream it at all is impressive!

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Silent disco headsets allowed those desiring to listen to the dulcet tones of Sam Matterface and Lee Dixon, while everyone else could either switch over to the DJ sets (including Cheltenham’s own DJ Aces High spinning power ballads – RIP Bonnie Tyler – and epic 2Pigs club night If Only We Could Fly).

It was a surreal experience watching along with thousands of others wearing headsets, and even though it carried on into extra-time and nerves were jangling, England’s win sent the crowd into raptures.

The red channel DJ immediately queued up Fat Les’ ‘Vindaloo’ before ‘Three Lions’ got the first of possibly 700 plays that night across various channels, phones and Bluetooth speakers. At one point, sandwiched between the hoards making their way out of the main arena, I had to crank up the volume on literally any other channel to avoid the sing-a-long.

It was euphoria for England fans, but it was my queue to return the headphones and head back to my tent and out of earshot! Yes, that meant I missed out on the gazebo in the pit during the silent disco, but I am content with my decision and it made the early get up to pack down more palatable than if I was fighting for my life.

A slightly different conclusion to proceedings at Upcote Farm, but I am sure the bars were given an absolute pasting which would have gone some way to offsetting the cost of the big screen. You wouldn’t have blamed James Scarlett for not pandering to the football crowd – but it would have been an own goal if people made their way off site early and were spending their money in Cheltenham town centre instead. Total no brainer.

It’s the hope that kills you…England fans celebrate the win over Norway – Credit Summer Festival Guide

SUNDAY – OUTRO

And just like that it’s Sunday morning and the festival is over for another year, leaving Upcote Farm to heal and its temporary residents to take their sun ravaged bodies back to “real life”.

Due to some poor coordination on our part, we didn’t leave site until after midday – but that actually meant the exit was a lot more straight forward than previous years as the vast majority of folk had left already. So, while yes, I could have been home at least two hours earlier – not being sat in a boiling hot car for an hour was definitely a win.

So how do we assess 2000Trees 2026? Heatwave conditions, last minute cancellations, spiralling costs, unexpected football success – it wasn’t without its variables! But they managed to navigate all of that and deliver yet another masterclass.

They manage all this despite (or perhaps because of?) being independent. A small team delivering the absolute best week of the year for 15,000 people year in year out. They carry the burden on their shoulders and thrive under it.

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They have carefully selected commercial partners like Marshall, Arbor and Westons and there’s a great synergy between them all. Trees also makes an effort to provide spaces to charities such as Metal for Good, Head Above the Waves and Radical plus the annual charity of the year. They’re doing good while delivering excellent. Long may that continue.

Trees’ sister festival ArcTanGent has just announced it’ll be relocating but it feels like 2000Trees and Upcote Farm are a match made in heaven…even if there’s “Not enough shade” and only a tiny road on and off site…

It is always a pleasure to be on the farm and I am sure I speak for everyone when I say “Thank you” to the organisers, the staff and the volunteers who bring this gorgeous community together each year and never, ever miss.

2000Trees 2027 takes place from Thursday 9th to Saturday 11th July and will mark 20 years since the festival started. Tickets are already on sale, with a 30% discount until the end of this week – so move fast!

As of Wednesday evening, organisers said they had sold “as many tickets in the last 72 hours as we did for all of 2026!” which is absolutely insane! The show of faith from attendees is in no small part down to the incredible work done by the organisers to create a perfect corner of the world – especially when so much of it is a total hellscape.

It’s no surprise considering they’ve billed next year’s edition as a “20th Anniversary Special” and responding to the rush on tickets they said: “It…give us the confidence and resources to book the best lineup we possibly can when folks lock in so early”.

That’s an exciting prospect and considering James Scarlett managed to pull DON BROCO into a headline slot with mere hours’ notice, you best believe there’s something epic coming next year!

Whatever it is, you can safely assume they will be going ALL OUT on the line up! If you need convincing to book your ticket, I hope this review has helped! See you at the Taco stand!

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2000Trees Update – Don Broco confirmed as new Thursday headliners!

Who’d be a festival organiser, eh?

Well James Scarlett organises two – 2000Trees and ArcTanGent – so he’s clearly a glutton for punishment, but even he must have had a bit of a wobble on Friday evening when Alkaline Trio announced they were having to withdraw from the rest of their UK tour less than a week before their Thursday night headline slot.

In a statement on Instagram, the band said:

We are immensely sorry but we must cancel our dates in England, including tonight’s show in Birmingham, due to medical issues Matt has been suffering from that have worsened. He’s gonna be okay but needs to be treated stateside as soon as possible.

We will be back healthier and stronger!

Skiba then followed up with his own video from a hotel at Heathrow Airport, apologising and updating fans on his condition, saying: “I got numbness in my feet, numbness in my hands, as you can tell I’m losing my voice so I can’t really talk, walk, play or sing. But I’m OK. I’m just a little tuned up but I’m gonna go home and get looked at and we’ll be back as soon as we can.”

Responding to the news in pretty much real-time, the 2000Trees team posted a statement of their own:

We’re gutted that Alkaline Trio will no longer be able to make it to 2000Trees next week, but health comes first and we wish the band the best – we know this won’t be an easy decision they’ve taken lightly.

We will have more news about a replacement as soon as possible. We’re actively working on getting something awesome for you all, and you’ll be the first to know – stay tuned for more info soon.

Speculation (or hopeful delusion?) filled social media as fans pondered who would step in at such short notice. Bands currently touring including Enter Shikari, Frank Turner, unpeople, Skindred, Knocked Loose and perhaps most delusional of all – My Chemical Romance.

Having already delved into the little black book to replace Lambrini Girls with The Wildhearts after Phoebe Lunny underwent surgery to deal with an acute brain injury which forced them to cancel Coachella, it was all hands on deck.

Shining the proverbial Bat Signal into the sky, James Scarlett’s call for help was answered within hours…but by who?

Fresh off the stage at Finsbury Park as part of their support slot for Biffy Clyro, the men from Don Broco checked their voicemails they said yes!

Having closed out 2024’s festival with an incendiary set (literally, they had fireworks and everything!) there is little doubt of the Bedford band’s ability to deliver the goods and the reactions on social media were full of celebrations. Updating the fans on the official trees app, organisers said:

Amazing news for you this gloriously sunny evening!

The one & only Don Broco have literally saved the day & will now be headlining the Thursday of 2000trees. This comes after today’s announcement from Alkaline Trio, who unfortunately now can’t make it.

We’re super happy that Don Broco are returning to 2000trees after a barn storming show back in 2024 and we’re massively grateful to their (& our) whole team for pulling this out of the bag at such short notice. What a result!!!

Lots of praise was rightly poured on Mr Scarlett and the Trees team for their swift actions and delivering, arguably, a bigger headliner with such short notice. The collective exhale from Upcote Farm could be heard from the N4 postcode! Hats off to the team.

Top 7 2000Trees Festival Side Quests – 2026

2000Trees is just a week away and we are officially into the “Ultimate Trees Excitement” phase of the build-up timeline.

Group chats are filled with screenshots of the clashfinder, the official Facebook groups are filled with sensible (and the not so sensible) questions, and all around the absolute fear of another heatwave striking is palpable. It’s Treesmas, baby – and we are STOKED!

We’ve all got those bands we are desperate to see (Truck 4 eva), the food stalls we we’re gagging to re-visit (I see you Bunnymans Bunnychow) and the beverages we want to consume (remember “Heroes Buy Beeros”, folks!). But how else are we going to fill the time?

Never fear, Summer Festival Guide has got you covered with a list of stuff you could stumble into, basically a choose your own adventure…It’s time to embrace the festival side quest!

  • 1. Not so Silent Disco: The last band is finished, it’s back to the tent…OR IS IT? If you’ve got the stamina a whole new night begins with the move to the Silent Disco. DJs galore, killer sets, Immaculate vibes, genuinely excellent signal strength and all you need is a pair of headphones! Book ahead, pick up your headphones as soon as your tent is set up and get ready to make friends for the weekend as you scream lyrics at one another and bond with strangers over your ability to communicate requests to DJs via mime alone. Realistically, you’ll be able to hear everyone singing along from your tent anyway – so why not get involved?
  • 2. The night ain’t over ‘til it’s over!: Following on from the above, some of the best times at Trees are had out in the General Camping area where stages (or busk boxes as they’re known) are set up for musicians to perform between guy lines and the occasional percussive snorers. Acapella singalongs with performers from the day, along with busking sets from up and comers you might see on the main stage in years to come make for a fun ‘nightcap’ and it’s on the way back to your tent, what’s not to love? Set times have been published on the social media channels of Camp Turner, Camp Frabbit and Under the Bridge (UTB) – so you can plot your course ahead of time and squeeze every drop out of the night! (Pssssst – Secret sets frequently take place out there so keep your ears to the ground…)
  • 3. Campsite Shenanigans: The campsites aren’t just for laying awake while a bloke with a snore like a chainsaw, fights for their life in a neighbouring tent. Nor are they just for waking up freezing at 4am, putting on all your layers and then at 8am screaming because it’s too hot and you’re now slicker than an otter’s pocket. Nope. At Trees, the campsite delivers more than you thought possible! The ever-present heroes at Camp Kev (their site is located at the What3Words of Absolute.Festival.Legends.) will return with their painted rock hunts, beer pong, games, quizzes and life-saving water fights. They bring the vibes to campsite life – even if you’re on the proverbial struggle bus. Grab a slice of watermelon and go say hi! Up in the overflow camping area, just beyond the hedge are the good folk of Camp Gooch. They bring the as yet unrecognised by the International Olympic Committee sport of Lemon Jousting to Upcote Farm as well as open mic sessions, trinket swaps and even pegs (as long as you beg).
  • 4. Join a (Carrot) Cult: Last year a cacophonous Carrot Cult collective rose from the soil of Upcote Farm spreading terror amongst attendees not seen since the great Cockchafer invasion of 2024! Rumours of an Avengers End Game root vegetable battle royale have been rife (“Fuck the Parsnips!”) while organisers have refused to confirm or deny whether members of the set-up crew have been disappearing suspiciously in the lead up to Trees. What is clear is they are making a return, with a message of: “We are one. We are many” and the harvest reveal imminent. Hold on to your butts, and don’t mention crudites…
  • 5. Count the Trees (gags): Some bands are better at the stage patter than others, it’s true. Some mumble “this is a new one”, some fire out a pre-rehearsed set of one liners, some use their platform to discuss socio-political matters, others to bemoan their journey – or how they got the shits from service station food en route. One of the go-to observational “humour” comments is invariably about the actual number of trees at 2000Trees. Something like “I was up all last night counting and only saw 963” or similar. You may chuckle gently the first time you hear it, but by Saturday you’ll be into slow clap or deep groan mode as the novelty factor evaporates before you like all those delicious White Russians from the night before…
  • 6. Sacrifice yourself to the fancy dress overlords: Trees always has a fancy-dress theme and this year it’s 2000memes – a celebration of the zeitgeist and an opportunity to dredge up some really deep cuts from those early meme days before Pepe was co-opted by right wingers, and Drake hadn’t been dissed by Kendrick Lamar. Last year, despite the absolute furnace-like conditions, costumes were donned by many on the Saturday making for an eclectic game of Guess Who? with the winners of the competition receiving a free ticket to next year’s festival. The skill and creativity on show is always incredible so the judges have a tough gig! There’ll also undoubtedly be returns for the regular triumvirate of Trees Santa, Tigger and Jesus (Treesus?) so if you’re inclined to whip up an ensemble then now’s the time…Papier-mâché dries quicker when it’s warm!

NB: Summer Festival Guide takes no responsibility for any physical effects suffered by getting into a cheap polyester costume that boils your insides like Haggis…

  • 7. Receive the Seal of Approval: This one has thus far eluded me (hint) but no matter how many stars a reviewer gives a band for their performance – the one true arbiter of judgement is the Seal of Approval. The Seal (a cuddly toy, relax) sits atop an extendable pole, with a light fitted to it either turning red or green depending on whether you’ve done good in the eyes of the Seal or need to get in the sea! Bands may regard the Main Stage as the pinnacle of a weekend at Trees, but secretly they all yearn for that flippers up from the furry wee Seal of Approval!

That should be more than enough stuff to get you going, but remember – the best adventures are the ones you never prepare for, so keep your eyes and ears open for anything that sounds like it might be worth retelling over the next few decades of your life…

WYCHWOOD FESTIVAL 2026 – THE GIANT REVIEW!

This year Wychwood celebrated a momentous milestone, with the beloved independent festival marking its 20th anniversary.

Having started back in 2005 (with two years off due to Covid-19) the festival has developed a reputation for its welcoming atmosphere and expert curation over the last two decades. While the festival still continues to grow and evolve, they are staying true to their roots and maintaining that status as one of the UK’s most loved festival weekends.

Fresh from being crowned Family Festival of the Year at the UK Festival Awards 2025, Wychwood continues to set the standard for inclusive festival experiences. Thousands flock from around the UK in growing numbers each year, and it’s no wonder with the hundreds of family-friendly activities, arts, comedy, children’s literature and workshops laid out across the weekend – plus it’s free for under 10s, ideal for when you’ve run out of ideas over Half-Term!

As excitement built, festival organisers received a spanner in the works with the news Craig David would no longer be performing – leaving a substantial gap in the schedule and not a lot of time to resolve it.

Thankfully, Sophie Ellis-Bextor was there to save the day – bumped up from her evening slot to headline with her sequin-studded disco to light up the night. She last played Wychwood in 2022 where she also topped the bill on Friday, so everyone could breathe easy knowing it was in safe hands.

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But what about her original slot, you may wonder? Answering the proverbial Bat Phone (Baz Phone?) was none other than Shaun Williamson aka Barry from EastEnders!

That’s right, the legendary Barrioke has been promoted from the Howlin’ Pete’s tent to the Sam Shrouder Main Stage, bringing the ultimate karaoke party with him as part of his farewell tour. Having packed out the tent in the last few editions of Wychwood, it felt like the natural next step – particularly for that one last time.

It wasn’t the only storm Wychwood had to navigate this week as we were treated to a spectacular lightning display over Cheltenham in the wee small hours of Thursday morning. The rain brought some much-needed relief following the hot and humid conditions caused by the heatwave, but with a sunny weekend forecast for the festival the warm weather looked set to continue.

Wychwood always makes an effort to get people to think about the environment when choosing how to arrive – encouraging the use of public transport and car sharing as low-carbon options for travel.

The roadworks from last year have also been completed to reveal a new cycleway which was officially unveiled by Chris Boardman (he of Olympic and Halfords bike fame) a week ago – perfectly timed for anyone travelling light and looking to make the most of the good weather by cycling to site. There are 52 secure bicycle parks next to the Centaur and the Best Mate Enclosure entrances to the racecourse – so get there early if you want one!

There are also e-scooters dotted around Cheltenham, including at the train station, which can be hired for use. These are provided by VOI, so if you’re feeling less keen on pedal power then you can feel the need for (limited) speed by renting one out via the app. The map for the network comes to a stop at the racecourse park and ride, so there’ll be no opportunity to ride it all the way down onto site…alas.

Which segues beautifully into the next transport related intel! For the first time, organisers have worked with local business Renishaw PLC to put on a Shuttle Bus service. It picked up from the park and ride car park near the Evesham Road entrance of the Racecourse to the pickup/drop off point on Friday, Saturday and Sunday for £1.50 – which gets you there and back.

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The shuttle bus ran every 20 minutes starting at 9:30am each day with the final bus leaving the car park just after the Box Office at 11:20pm each night. A welcome addition for sure!

For anyone who isn’t driving to or camping on site, the local Stagecoach West operated D bus service runs from Cheltenham Spa train station, through the town centre and out to the park and ride at the racecourse. A day ticket costs £5.10 and lasts until 1am the next day with regular buses through the day and the last bus to town leaving the bus stop at the top of Evesham Road (next to UCAS) at 00:19.

There is also a designated pickup/drop off point in the racecourse grounds and local taxi firms such as Starline can be booked either direct through their app or using the Uber app.

Wychwood have got you covered for all your transportation needs!

If travelling light isn’t into your vocabulary then GOOD NEWS! A new e-cart hire service provided by Sherpas made its first appearance at Wychwood. The motorised trolleys were ideal for the anyone trying to juggle kids and all manner of extra bits for their day on site. Prices started at £20 per 30 minutes, or £175 for the whole weekend…supremely helpful for that trip to and from and to and from and to and from the car when setting up for the weekend.

THURSDAY

For the first time in the festival’s history, they opened the doors on Thursday giving those camping the chance to pitch up from 9:30am. This not only helped with the traffic management on site, but also gave those keen beans a chance to pick prime spots in the campsite.

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But convenient arrival and setting up wasn’t the only benefit for attendees – oh no. The festival also put on an evening of musical entertainment headlined by Dutty Moonshine Big Band.

The bill also included Freya Dalgarno, The Standard, Dr & The Medics and festival favourites Tankus – giving those committed souls a bonus night of fun and music in The Garden before most people had even arrived. Talk about the early birds catching the worms!

FRIDAY

For the rest of us, including day ticket holders, the main festival site opened at 12pm on Friday arriving to Tan Sholto’s gentle indie-folk on the Sam Shrouder Main Stage.

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The layout remained much the same as 2025 with a bank of catering options in the centre of the site and others at either end. The Garden Stage and Howlin’ Pete’s were on opposite sides to one another with the main stage at the bottom of the field.

Fair rides, ice cream vans and bars flanked the site including a VIP area which guests can upgrade their tickets to access. The frozen margaritas on offer in there were a thing of beauty – especially in baking hot conditions. Much like an adult slush puppy they were £9.50 a pop and with a limited supply so you had to savour them when you could get your hands on them.

Heading over to the merch tent the merch makers had yet again extended the largest size of the official festival T-Shirts by an entire X to an XXXL! Although I was informed there were only five of them…baby steps. The 20th Anniversary tee was a sure fire winner at £25, as well as the ever popular I Heart Wychwood shirt and a Wild West themed “Welcome to Wychwood Country” effort with cowboy visuals. Shirts were £25 for adults £20 for youths.

Hoodies were £38 for adults and £28 for kids, while the ever-present festival favourite the bucket hat came in at £15.

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Rising production costs have clearly struck home, as the lanyards with stage times on once again increased by £2 to a hefty £9. The lanyards are rapidly becoming the canary of inflation, surpassing the Freddo bar as the benchmark (35 bloody p!) – but they’re a handy thing to have, and the tan line left by the strap is this season’s must have.

Back over on the Main Stage and it was 16-year-old Luc Franklyn. His set of gentle Americana-tinged songs in the vein of Noah Kahan belied his years.

A quick stop by the bars to check out the offer followed. The usual collaboration with Stowford Press, Westons and Greene King were available – along with low and no alcohol options such as Guinness Zero. Gluten Free beers were also listed, along with a new addition to the roster, locally based Bottle Green.

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Armed with a sunshine friendly cider, it was food next and over to Think Greek for Lamb Pitta Souvlaki and Halloumi Fries which came with hummus and pitta, along. It came to £22 all in but was very tasty – and the portability of a Gyros will always triumph!

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Another new addition this year and the team from Nivea and Cancer Research UK were out in force with their cool down bus and various fun activities, as well as handing out much needed samples of sunscreen for those all-important top ups. As Baz Lurhmann said: “If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it”. The blue branded beachballs they gave away were inescapable over the weekend – a canny marketing tool to remind you to reapply!

If there’s one thing Wychwoodians enjoy it’s a folk band with fiddle. 3 Daft Monkeys from Cornwall returned to the stage for the first time since 2011 and gave a riotous performance drawing on Celtic and Balkan folk influences. Even their waltz turned into a proper hoolie!

By now the arena was pretty full and the seated groups who had arrived early to set up outside the barriers were causing a slight issue. In spreading out across the whole bowl with chairs and trolleys, it was nigh on impossible to get out of the Main Stage area alongside the VIP area. This created a hop scotch approach to exiting, lunging over picnic blankets and multiple camping chairs to make your way through. By the next morning clearly marked out areas had been spray painted to prevent the issues from persisting – if only for the sake of health and safety.

For anyone thinking “Well where am I supposed to put my trolley?” Friends of the Earth Birmingham offered a free property lock up service, along with power packs for rent for £5 with whatever cable your heart desires/phone requires. They took donations to use the lock up service, and to be honest it would have been a lot easier if folks had made use of it rather than circling the wagons and dominating vast swathes of space.

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With a Wild West themed T-Shirt on sale, it was only fair there was some Country & Western on the bill and Elles Bailey duly delivered. Born in Bristol, she dedicated a song to her husband in the audience who looks after their child while she’s touring. With them only living a short way away, this felt like a bit of a homecoming. The boom of shows like Yellowstone have put cowboys back on the map, and I’m absolutely here for it! Yee-haw!

Each year Wychwood runs an “Apply to Play” scheme, which gives new and emerging talents the chance to play on one of the stages across the weekend. One of those was Stroud’s Pebble Daisy – selected by last year’s winners Truck.

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The youthful three-piece were interviewed by the BBC before their set and clearly enjoyed themselves up on stage in a busy Garden tent. Their grungy-alt-rock sound included the song ‘Skater Boy’ which called out boys in shitty bands – something Pebble Daisy are an antidote to.

And now for something completely different…

Friday had more sequins on show than an Etsy enthusiast’s shopping basket and Boney M were responsible for a large proportion of them. Back for their third appearance and with OG member, the incredible Maizie Williams (looking amazing at 75!) they kicked off with a very apt ‘Sunny’. The Disco didn’t stop there as certified bangers Daddy Cool and Rasputin had the audience throwing shapes and putting Gloucestershire Fire and Rescue on standby with the risk of a sunlight x sequin wildfire in the overlooking hills.

Thankfully the human disco ball of the Wychwood crowd didn’t ignite anything other than a need for a pit stop at the bar and then it was time for another sonic shift to Bloodworm. Playing in The Garden, the Nottingham three-piece came their brooding goth-punk sound. With a sound offering snippets of Echo & The Bunnymen, Joy Division and wearing a Siouxie and the Banshees tee shirt, they’ve nailed their colours firmly to the mast. By colours I mean colour singular, black. Really enjoyable and ones to keep an eye out for.

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Another 180° turn and it was time for Barrioke on the Main Stage. Shaun Williamson has carved a niche for himself with his version of karaoke, taking it on tour to festivals across the land and filling tents and rooms wherever he goes.

Bedecked in (another) sequin jacket with ‘Barry’ on the back, he gave the packed crowd what they wanted. Part compere, part stand-up and singer – he is every bit the showman. The signed Barry masks were a hugely popular freebie, as Williamson looked out to a sea of his own face staring back at him. Far from unsettled, a set filled with instantly recognisable tunes such as S-Club’s ‘Reach’, ‘Teenage Dirtbag’, ‘Don’t Look Back in Anger’ and this reviewer’s least favourite song ‘Sweet Caroline’ was delivered with the aplomb we’ve all come to expect of him. He leaves Wychwood with big boots to fill, but what an impact he’s had over the last few years. Thank you, Shaun.

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A brief stop for more refreshment (just water this time, thank you very much) and it was back to The Garden for indie scene stalwarts The Wedding Present. Despite 40+ years in the biz, this is their first time at Wychwood. The tent was packed with chaps of a certain vintage, relieving their C86 days as David Gedge and the latest line up (last count is 28 members throughout their lifespan) played the classics including closing out with the seminal ‘Kennedy’ and ‘Brassneck’. While I had expected there to be more of a scent of Voltarol and Deep Heat in the tent, the overriding aroma was that of hot piss (not a band) from the nearby urinals.

Despite the chronic nostril assault (also not a band) it was time for food before our Friday night headliner. A quick stop at Miz Mexican Street Food got me a Pork Burrito, ‘Yucatan’ style for £13. It was really good and I could probably have dealt with a portion of the Tacos too, but even 28,000 steps a day at a festival isn’t going to offset that calorie intake.

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And then it was Sophie Ellis-Bextor’s turn. Dressed in silver sequinned dress and matching heels, the memo had clearly gone round site.

Obviously, there was a disappointed element in the crowd following Craig David’s withdrawal, but Sophie knows how to work a crowd and gave the unexpected headline slot the reverence it was due.

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Tackling the situation head on, saying “You’ve probably guessed I’m not Craig David. He said he couldn’t perform on Sunday, Wychwood asked me on Monday, he was offering refunds on Tuesday and Wednesday and Thursday and I’m playing on Friday.”

A set filled with the vibes you’d expect from the Kitchen Disco Queen covered her own songs, such as ‘Music Gets the Best of Me’, ‘Take Me Home’ and ‘If This Ain’t Love’ along with mash ups of late 90’s and early 00’s Ibiza classics and more of that classic disco.

Ellis-Bextor is clearly a natural show woman, regularly checking in with the audience, thanking the crowd for turning out and reassuring us that we are gorgeous. She also has something of a fascination for the fairground, having been on one ride earlier that day and telling the crowd “I’ll see you on the Sizzler” in reference to the fast-spinning ride directly in line of site from her position on the Main Stage.

The Saltburn enhanced mega-hit ‘Murder on the Dancefloor’ brought things to an end before it was time to make the way back home in preparation for another jam-packed day.

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SATURDAY

Rise and shine, it’s make sure you’ve got your Factor 30 on time! Another scorchio day up at Wychwood and Saturday is a busy one. The driver on the Shuttle Bus said it was the busiest start to the day so far as attendees packed into the bus.

Saturday is also the day when the fancy dress theme gives kids and adults alike the opportunity to express themselves beyond the usual Festival chic.

This year it was Under the Sea! Mermaids, inflatable Sharks, Jellyfish, Lobsters, Crabs, Baywatch, an Axolotl – there was a lot going on. I think the homemade costumes just about outnumbered the online ordered efforts – but whichever folks were wearing, the temperature was such that anyone wearing more than necessary gets my respect. Stay hydrated, fishies.

James Partridge’s Primary School Bangers filled the slot allocated to high energy work out sessions by Mr Motivator and Joe Wicks in recent years and brought a tongue in cheek Saturday morning singalong to the Main Stage. Given the heat, I’m sure everyone was glad of the rest!

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It’s not *just* music at Wychwood though. The Village Green always has a plethora of activities taking place over the weekend. There was everything from circus workshops, to yoga sessions (even laughing yoga!), sign language for beginners, learning to samba drum and much, much more.

There are musical performances, clowns, parades, games, pirates…even a lost property! It’s a corner of the site that feels almost as if it’s a world of its own. A place where creativity and curiosity meet with a constant buzz of excitement.

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Barbara’s Storybox is also up at The Village Green, giving wee ones the chance to hear readings from the heroes behind their favourite stories. It’s a tent full of wonder where imaginations are given space to run wild and they can even get their books signed by those authors and illustrators behind their faves. In a town known for its Literature Festival, books getting the attention they deserve up at the Racecourse is a good thing indeed.

After wandering around to soak up the atmosphere the heat drove me to the shade for a bit of a sit down in front of a fan. And then it was back to business with Thrill Collins.

Who? I jest. Thrill Collins are almost as synonymous with Wychwood Festival as the name Wychwood Festival. It’s their 16th time. Proudly announcing they have two new songs in their repertoire. The usual UK Garage mash up had a Craig David heavy leaning, despite percussionist Pete’s worries about starting beef with him. Guitarist Robbie pointed out that “He wasn’t going to see it” and so a triple up of ‘Re-Rewind’, ‘Fill Me In’ and ‘Seven Days’ delivered what Friday couldn’t.

The stomach was grumbling and Asian food was calling and on flipping a coin to decide between the three options, I went for Happy Dumpling 365. Six delicious pork dumplings and a spring roll for a pretty reasonable £12. The Bao Buns were absolutely gigantic – visible from space I’m sure – unless you’re relying on Blue Origin to get you there…

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Music didn’t start in The Garden until later in the afternoon each day, giving comedy slots chance to fill the afternoon and provide laughter along with much needed shade on a frankly face melting day for it. This included Card Ninja a.k.a. Javier Jarquin who delivered a PG-friendly daytime appearance as the former before a much LESS PG slot at the Saturday Late Night comedy in Howlin’ Pete’s.

First band up on stage in The Garden was another Apply to Play act – Underscore. The youngsters were clearly pumped for the show, with the band kicking things off before the frontman Bertie Glendon bounded on stage. They wear their influences on their sleeves, splicing early Arctic Monkeys with Fontaines DC via The Strokes – especially with ‘I’m Falling Apart Without You’.

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Back onto the Sam Shrouder Main Stage for The South. Formed out of the remnants of The Beautiful South in 2009, after they split owing to “musical similarities” the band’s set is a bright and breezy affair. Filled with chart bothering classics including ‘A Little Time’, ‘Rotterdam (Or Anywhere)’, ‘Don’t Marry Her’, ‘Perfect 10’ and ‘You Keep Ot All In’. It’s a great performance.

Prior to the next act, festival founder Graeme Merifield brought his photographer friend Potty up on stage. He said Potty had been “mithering him” to book the next act for years and duly followed through on the promise with Birmingham’s The Twang.

Now, when they arrived in 2007, I had a very visceral reaction to them and their sudden NME platforming. My ‘Nu-Raving, Cooler than thou Indie Boy snobbery’ was having none of it, and fast forward 20 years and, well there’s still some of that there. For example, their cover of Bran Van 3000’s ‘Drinking in L.A.’ cover is frankly something that doesn’t need to exist. BUT, the hit singles ‘Two Lovers’, ‘Wide Awake’, ‘Barney Rubble’ and ‘Either Way’ are all festival friendly, singalong, sunshine appropriate tracks and they nailed it. Not converted by any stretch, still – hats off.

The culmination of their set was followed by a big reveal. Hearing a plane was due to fly over with the hint as to who next year’s Saturday headliner would be, I immediately went into speculation overdrive. Would U2 be visiting Cheltenham? Or had the B-52’s had the offer? What about Aussie rockers Jet?

I should probably have paid a bit more attention to matters at hand, and looked to the skies to see a light aircraft pulling a banner with “DON’T YOU WANT ME BABY? SEE YOU IN 2027!” printed on it. An accompanying video on the screen on the Main Stage confirmed it was none other than The Human League!

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Pale Blue Eyes offered something entirely different to The Twang. The four piece of Matt and Lucy Board, Aubrey Simpson and Lewis J Kellett produce a dream-pop set inspired by shoegaze and it is bliss. With retro synths, driving guitars and melodic vocals entwining it’s hardly a surprise they’re drawing attention and will be heading to Greece to support Moby alongside Garbage in July.

With comparable temperatures at Wychwood to Athens this weekend, the festival served as a warm weather boot camp for the Totnes-Sheffield natives who will surely have a lot more followers after this stunning set. No notes, 10/10.

The sun was absolutely relentless at this point, so leaving the shaded safety of The Garden was a risk for a boy with Celtic-heritage. But that didn’t deter The Pigeon Detectives any. Speaking to SFG before their set, frontman Matt Bowman refused to be negative about the better weather, citing how we spend “10 months of the year in relative darkness, grey and wet” welcoming the celestial body like an old friend.

In a breathless set filled with indie dancefloor fillers, Bowman gave it his all up front. Leaping about on stage, high kicking, spritzing water like wrestler Triple-H, throwing water (and a very well shaken beer can) into the audience, bantering with the crowd and security staff, spinning the mic so violently it went for a flight across stage AND putting on a latex pigeon mask. All of that while still singing his way through a selection of the band’s greatest hits including genuine indie-bangers ‘This is an Emergency’, ‘I Found Out’ and ‘Take Her Back’.

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Bowman even has time to regale the audience with the link between pigeons and Cheltenham, having become a spa town once a farmer noticed pigeons drinking the water rising up on his land. Pigeon decorations are still scattered around the town centre, making this the perfect (accidental) collaboration.

Ending on ‘I’m Not Sorry’ the band have slaked the thirst of an audience reaching a quite literal boiling point from the early afternoon simmer – paving the way for the rest of the evening’s entertainment.

Back into the shade, sorry, The Garden and it’s Adult DVD. I’ll admit, doing my research before the festival they reminded me of that band Will booked to play the Christmas Prom in The Inbetweeners. But there’s hype around this band for a reason. The pulsing groove offered up by the guitar, bass, and drums combined with the synths makes for a danceable as flip performance from the Leeds based six-piece. They’re heading to Europe shortly before returning to our shores for appearances at Latitude and Truck Festivals. If you get a chance, see them before tickets are harder to come by than actual Adult DVDs.

I’m about to head to the Main Stage to see Feeder – I bloody love Feeder. There, I got my bias out the way early doors. Ever since I heard Insomnia in 1999, I’ve been following them and they never disappoint. Grant Nicholas’ voice is still exquisite all these years on. Taka Hirose is still the coolest bassist in the world and they have a back catalogue to envy.

Entering to Enio Morricone, the band stride out to a packed crowd with the sun gradually dipping beyond the horizon and launch into ‘Buck Rogers’. I was taken aback that they’d go so big so early, but it got everyone pogo-ing along to the repeated chants of “player” and “lemon”. A career spanning set followed, dipping into 97’s Polythene with ‘High’, Yesterday Went Too Soon for ‘Insomnia’, through the Echo Park era and all the way up to 2024’s Black / Red and the heavy AF ‘Playing with Fire’.

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The gentler moments for 2002’s ‘Just the Way I’m Feeling’ and “Woo-ooo-ooooh” singalong of ‘Feeling a Moment’ displays Feeder’s depth as a band – covering the full spectrum of everything modern indie rock was, is and can be. Closing with ‘Just A Day’ the iconic videos of fans singing and dancing to the song played on the big screen and faces were beaming brightly as voices strained to match Grant’s. A set of absolute joy. Thank you Wychwood.

It was time to make a tactical food stop, and so the aforementioned Bao Buns got their moment in the (setting) sun. Two amazing clouds filled with spicy beef, pork and prawn, chicken curry or began came in at £12 – although for just £3 more I could have added a third. Given the size of them I bottled it for fear of not being able to move thereafter but they were definitely up there with the best I’ve eaten.

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I didn’t manage to see Vote Pedro in Howlin’ Pete’s but watching videos back during my meal I definitely missed out! A mariachi band reimagining classic hits with a Mexican flavour – their version of Seven Nation Army is something special.

And so, to the Main Stage for our Saturday night headliners – Kaiser Chiefs. In the mid 00’s it was frankly impossible to avoid Kaiser Chiefs. They secured their place on radio playlists and DJ setlists with the release of Employment and steamrolled their way into the psyches of anyone with ears.

It was a masterstroke booking for a headliner. They have mass appeal and were announced shortly after 2025’s festival drew to a close – helping to drive ticket sales and set the stall out for the year to come. You’ll never keep everyone happy with bookings, but there weren’t many grumbles I heard when the news was announced – nor on the night.

With Ricky Wilson at the helm and more than 20 years of material to work with, the Leeds Lads arrived on stage to David Bowie’s Heroes. Now, as the saying goes, “not all heroes wear capes”. In this case our hero is wearing a striped blazer and is ready to save us all – with no sign of underpants over his trousers.

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The crowd was eating out of Wilson’s hand. Every command, instruction or request was responded to with near Pavlovian levels of obedience from the Wychwood audience – which is some going. He’s a sensational frontman and clearly wasn’t affected by his lunchtime ice cream (we saw you Ricky…).

Mega singalong hits “Everyday I Love You Less and Less”, “Modern Way”, “Never Miss a Beat” and “Ruby” were belted back at the band with gusto and likely responsible for some raw throats the next day – but based on the beaming faces no-one will mind a lozenge or a restorative bottle of green juice the morning after.

The encore kicked off with a cover of The Ramones’ ‘Blitzkrieg Bop’ and closed with ‘Oh My God’s’ repeat chanting of “Oh my God I can’t believe it, I’ve never been this far away from home”. Thankfully for this reporter, home was Cheltenham Town Centre – so that sentiment wasn’t applicable. A power walk through the campsite and car park and I was waiting for my bus home with other punters on a high from the day. No Angry Mobs to see here.

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SUNDAY

And just like that we’re onto the final stretch. The last day of Wychwood 2026, but there’s plenty to get through before we say goodbye for another year.

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You’d have done well to have avoided hearing or seeing anything related to K-Pop Demon Hunters over the last year. The hit track ‘Golden’ became the first-ever K-pop song to win an Oscar at the ceremony earlier this year and to be fair it’s an absolute stunner.

But if you’re a parent of a child who has listened to the soundtrack repeatedly over that time the thought of Wychwood hosting a K‑Pop Demon Hunters vs Swifty Disco is possibly complaint worthy. Still, if it keeps them occupied, eh? The thousand yard stare of parents surrounding Howlin’ Pete’s told its own story – as did the high-pitched screams of enthusiastic bairns within. A set mixing K-Pop hits and Swifty adjacent bops was ‘Taylor’ made for a Sunday lunchtime crowd coming down off what I can only imagine was a diet consisting of pure sugar prior.

Speaking of diets, my need for food crept up earlier than expected today and the queue at Slice One was finally down to a bearable length. We went for a Pepperoni pizza with added hot honey for 50p (to make it on trend) which was horsed down with a frozen margarita slushy. It was an excellent combination and I regretted nothing.

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Over on the Main Stage we had another of the Apply to Play winners, Pavey Ark. Hailing from Hull but named after a fell in Cumbria, the band’s music is described as cinematic and atmospheric. With soaring vocals, spiralling strings and dreamy brass – it harked to woozy summers surrounded by nature. When you’re at a festival with the Cotswolds in one direction and the Malverns in the other it was a perfect combination. A gorgeous treat for the afternoon.

Leaving the stage, the DJ took back over to provide background sounds as we went about our business. This is often the case, but there was something different about this song. It took me a while, but it was pointed out that the song – How Long? (Has This Been Going On) by Ace – continued to play for a lot longer than the 3:24 running time of the record. In fact, it went on for in excess of an hour!

This was in fact a nod to the next act on the Main Stage, The Horne Section. Its frontman is none other than Taskmaster star, (little) Alex Horne and as part of Stand Up to Cancer’s fundraising he performed that song for 24 hours. So, if you think it was hard work over one hour, think how he felt.

Named “Britain’s Funniest Band” by The Guardian, they’ve had two series of their own TV show and appeared on numerous others. Specialising in comedy songs that are heavy on wordplay and, perhaps surprisingly, cardio! With there being no like for like swap for the aforementioned Motivator and Wicks, it was time for lots of enthusiastic dancing and even some Zumba! I admit to snort laughing at least once (“It’s a Cailee Minogue!”) which I hope was drowned out by superb musicianship of the band.

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Another staple of Wychwood is the presence of Dub music. I’d wager most, if not all, of the Dub bands in the UK have had a dabble (or is that dubble?) on one of the stages at the festival.

This year it was the turn of Dub Pistols. Sharp dressed and meaning business, the Pistoleros delivered a set that hopped across genres including rap, ska, reggae and even jungle. It was a relentless show led by the irrepressible Barry Ashworth – energy, charisma and style throughout the set.

A sugary pick me up was required, and so it was over to the Churros Hermanos stand for a portion of churros with chocolate dip (£8) which definitely ticked off the sweet tooth requirements for the weekend.

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That set me up for the final push, starting with the one and only Chesney Hawkes. This is another canny booking from the Wychwood team. Sure, folks will have him labelled as a ‘one hit wonder’ – but he’s a consummate pro and still draws a crowd. A glut of covers – including ‘I Predict a Riot’ from last night’s headliners – was followed by new songs from his latest album before giving the fans what they want with 1991’s ‘The One and Only’.

Next up at The Garden was HUNNY BUZZ, a four piece out of Bristol with the mission statement of “making music your ex would hate”. Their talents are such that they’re able to move effortlessly from heavier numbers ‘Car Collision’ and ‘Mine’, into bright and breezy surf rock numbers like ‘Now I Can Get Over You’ and the frankly devastating ‘Joyride’. Lydia Read’s sugar-coated delivery belies the barbed messaging in the lyrics and you can almost imagine her singing the most shattering news to you and not actually minding…possibly even thanking her for it.

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Even an ex with awful taste in music couldn’t help but like what these guys are putting out. Big things must surely be ahead for them, and if there’s any justice that’s exactly what will be to come.

From new kids on the block, it was over to old hands who have their own 20th anniversary to celebrate. Maxïmo Park are up next on the main stage celebrating the release of their debut album ‘Apply Some Pressure’ in 2005. These anniversaries feel like a personal attack in all honesty. I was at university when it came out and that DEFINITELY wasn’t 20 years ago.

Frontman Paul Smith is as energetic as ever jolting around on stage as if a current was passing through him when ‘The Coast is Always Changing’ starts us off. In a fetching burgundy coloured suit, black shirt and hat he addresses the crowd, commenting: “Some say you shouldn’t play one of your biggest songs second” and is clearly not one to listen to such negativity as the band flies into a mighty ‘Our Velocity’.

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An era hopping “best of” set follows filled with danceable indie with razor sharp, intellectual lyrics – something that has always differentiated them from their peers. Addressing the fans Smith said: “Thank you Wychwood. Cheltenham. Which would you prefer?” and closed things out with a one, two, three punch of ‘Apply Some Pressure’, ‘Books from Boxes’ and ‘Going Missing’. It’s as good a show as we’ve had across the weekend and reaffirms (if it were needed) the band’s status as indie heroes. They’re playing a host of festivals in the UK while making time for a number of dates in Germany over the summer. Don’t miss ‘em!

The Ogretones were back at Wychwood for the second year in a row and clearly word had spread. Howlin’ Pete’s was packed to the rafters! The concept is thus. The band are dressed as characters from the Shrek series of films and they play songs from those films. Got it? Good! It’s terrific fun and even if there are some REALLY deep cuts in there (we’re talking DVD extras deep cuts…) the hits ‘Accidentally in Love’, ‘All Star’ and ‘I’m a Believer’ are all present and correct.

Another really exciting booking from Wychwood, Everything Everything made their way onto the Main Stage next. Emerging in matching yellow outfits, frontman Jonathan Higgs added a flourish to his with a grey over the shoulder effort which nearly matched the colour of the sky as clouds gathered above and a few raindrops fell.

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The band was another celebrating an anniversary as their breakthrough album ‘Get to Heaven’ turned 10 years old last year. That record made up the majority of their set, but newer tracks from 2024’s Mountainhead (‘Enter the Mirror’) and 2022’s Raw Data Feel (‘Pizza Boy’ – were they watching me eat my lunch?) ensured they were giving their fans a bit of everything.

Ending on the anthemic ‘Distant Past’ and recent smash ‘Cold Reactor’ the set closed with the sun was shining almost as brightly as their yellow uniforms. These guys are excellent. A flawless performance which you wouldn’t believe was live unless you were there – especially Jonathan’s vocal gymnastics. Luckily, they’re playing a heap of shows this year, so you can go and experience if yourself.

I last saw The Subways around 2005 at university and they still pack a mighty punch live. Their debut album ‘Young for Eternity’ is one of those indie rock LPs of the time that still stands up and live, the songs are even better. A busy Garden stage got a greatest hits run through with the anthemic ‘Oh Yeah’, ‘With You’ and ‘Rock n Roll Queen’ testing the vocals of the day three-ers amongst us.

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Changing the lyrics to the latter, Billy let us know that “Wychwood is Rock n Roll”. Here’s hoping for more bookings of a similar nature for future years

Taking the opportunity to strike while the crowds gathered for the final performance of the night, I secured my final festival meal from Oh Babu. A Naught Naan Roll (portable is king, remember) with grilled chicken tikka, katchumber salad and sauce filled me up nicely to settle in for our final set of the weekend.

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That responsibility fell to Levellers. Having headlined no fewer than five times since their first appearance in 2007 and with a die-hard fanbase, we knew we were going to be looked after. And weren’t we just?

With their own Beautiful Days festival taking place in Devon at the tail end of August, the band knows a thing or two about the pressures of putting on an event – not least picking the bands to play.

I’ll admit to not being hugely inspired by the selection on publication, but that was mainly down to not knowing many of their songs (other than ‘One Way’ and ‘What a Beautiful Day’), but it honestly didn’t matter. The band are veterans of the scene and prodigiously talented musicians, so it was a riot from start to finish.

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During ‘The Boatman’ for example I witnessed my first ever didgeridoo solo and I don’t want it to be the last. More obscure instruments in live performances please. Thank you.

And what did I say about fiddles? Correct. Wychwood bloody loves a band with a violinist giving it hell for leather. Frantic set closer ‘The Riverflow’ let Jon Sevink give his all for one last time despite having been non-stop since the opener. At one point the strings may have been smoking, that or someone’s vape cloud passed across my line of vision but either way it was epic.

The set was filled with their trademark impassioned folk-punk sound that they’ve cultivated over the last 30 plus years and a mighty sound it is too. It’s no surprise the crowd had an incredible time of it. What a finale!

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And with that, 2026 is done and dusted. Another one ticked off and the first step on the road to 20 more years!

It’s clear everyone involved in Wychwood Festival, from the volunteers to security, front of house staff to the unsung heroes working hard behind the scenes, that this is a labour of love.

Everyone gives their all to create the best possible festival experience for all comers. It’s no easy feat to curate an event that caters to such a broad generational mix but they manage it year after year.

Hundreds of much-loved festivals have ceased to be following the pandemic, so the financial pressures are plain to see. There’s a delicate balancing act to maintaining that independent status while making a festival financially viable and it’s clear Wychwood have been working really hard behind the scenes to form those vital corporate partnerships without “selling out”.

As a result, the festival is going from strength to strength, having increased the headcount from 10,000 to 15,000 this year and opening a day earlier than usual. Despite that growth Wychwood hasn’t lost any of its magic – which is some going. Long may it continue.

Early Bird tickets for 2027 went on sale on Monday 1 June and were sold out by Tuesday 2 June – such is the love this festival instils in both the regulars and first timers.

Tier 1 adult weekend tickets (with camping) are £139.50, 10–15-year-olds cost £76.45 and under 10s’ still getting in free of charge. For a boujier option, the VIP adult tickets come in at £219.50, 10–15-year-olds £119.50 and £33 for under 10’s.

With payment plan options along with the increasingly popular Ticket for Life scheme, there are convenient ways to book your place at the 21st edition of Wychwood in 2027. So, if you feel like you’ve missed out this year or the festival comedown is hitting hard and you want something to look forward to next year – you know what to do.

We’ll see you there!

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WYCHWOOD FESTIVAL UPDATE: Shaun Williamson to bring Barrioke to the Main Stage

Following the news Sophie Ellis-Bextor had stepped up from her evening slot to headline Friday on the Sam Shrouder Main Stage, festival organisers have revealed her replacement…

*Drum Roll Please*

The legendary Barrioke has been promoted from the Howlin’ Pete’s tent, bringing the ultimate karaoke party to the main stage as part of his farewell tour.

The festival announced the decision in a social media post this afternoon (Wednesday 27 May), just a day before the festival kicks off.

“Barrioke is officially moving up to the Sam Shrouder Main Stage this Friday!

“With Sophie Ellis-Bextor stepping up for a sequin-studded headline performance we’re also bringing you the ultimate warm-up act.

“As part of Shaun’s farewell tour, we felt it’s only right that he gets the massive Main Stage moment he deserves, one last time.”

Addressing the Wychwood fanbase, the organisers continued:

“We thank you for your patience whilst we make this shuffle at such short notice. Updated stage times will be with you soon.

“Now, warm up those vocal cords and get your dancing shoes ready…Oh and don’t forget the suncream.”

Since Craig David announced he was walking away, social media had been awash with calls for the ever-popular Barrioke to be moved to the main stage.

The brainchild of Shaun Williamson (aka Barry from EastEnders), Barrioke has been a festival highlight in recent years with the tent regularly overflowing with punters looking to join in the non-stop good time vibes.

The premise is simple, but effective. It’s karaoke with Barry from EastEnders. Williamson welcomes fans up on stage to sing a song of their choosing, joins them in duets and hypes up the crowd to give them the adulation the moment so deserves.

Usually rocking a spangly gameshow host style blazer, Williamson is a natural entertainer and is fully in his element MCing, singing and doing stand up all at the same time. He announced that 2026 would be farewell tour for the Barrioke juggernaut – so it’s bound to be a big one!

To those naysayers who say Barrioke isn’t a main stage act, the fervour he creates would say otherwise – and the organisers of Wychwood have clearly decided “They’re gonna do it anywayyyyy…”.

WYCHWOOD FESTIVAL UPDATE: Headliner withdraws from Friday night slot

With just two days to go until the 20th edition of Wychwood Festival, organisers have announced Friday night headliner Craig David Presents TS5 is no longer able to perform.

The last-minute withdrawal sees the UK garage and R&B icon Walking Away from the festival – one can only assume due to how busy he is on Thursday and Friday and Saturday…

Posting online, Wychwood said:

“We are disappointed to announce that Craig David Presents TS5 is unfortunately unable to join us at Wychwood Festival this year due to circumstances beyond anyone’s control. We sincerely hope to welcome Craig to Wychwood in the future.

Our team has been working flat out behind the scenes to make sure Friday night remains every bit as special as planned and we are thrilled to announce that the phenomenal Sophie Ellis-Bextor is now stepping up to headline Friday night.

“Sophie was already set to bring the disco to the main stage, and now she will officially close the night with a sequin studded headline performance. We’re deeply grateful to Sophie and her team for rearranging plans at such short notice to make this happen.

Despite the disappointment many will feel at losing an iconic headliner in Craig David, there have been more than a few comments describing his booking as “Not very Wychwoody” so not everyone will be upset with the change.

So the baton passes to Sophie Ellis-Bextor, Queen of the Kitchen Disco, riding to the rescue upon a Disco-ball of pop brilliance (you’d imagine) to bring her sequin-studded disco to light up the night.

With a remarkable music career spanning over 25 years, Sophie has achieved five Top 10 albums and eight Top 10 singles. Her iconic hits include “Take Me Home,” “Get Over You,” “Heartbreak (Make Me a Dancer),” and “Murder on the Dancefloor”—which enjoyed a massive resurgence after featuring in the film Saltburn, now boasting over 11 billion global streams.

So could the Friday rejig open the doors to an exciting last-minute addition? With an already stacked lineup featuring the likes of Kaiser Chiefs, Levellers, Everything Everything, Maximo Park, Feeder, Boney M, Newton Faulkner, Chesney Hawkes and many more, Wychwood organisers’ little black book is clearly full to the brim with contacts – so watch this space!

One thing for sure is whoever steps into the fray it’s already a belter of a weekend in store for attendees.

The 20th edition of Wychwood Festival takes place 29th – 31st May 2026, Cheltenham Racecourse, Gloucestershire. Remaining tickets are available via Wychwoodfestival.com

2000 TREES – 2025, REVIEWED!

Crowds descended on Upcote Farm for the 17th edition of 2000 Trees and this year it wasn’t just the lineup that was smoking hot!  

The forecast was hotter than hell, tipping the mercury to 32 degrees at one point, and so the wellies, ponchos and fleeces were discarded during packing in favour of sunscreen, caps and fans. 

WEDNESDAY 

The festival site is on a working farm approximately 20 minutes (when there are no queues!) drive from the centre of nearby Cheltenham Spa, where you can also make use of the shuttle bus services from the train station provided by Big Green Coach which runs on Wednesday and Thursday and then back on Sunday for £15 in advance or £18 on the day. 

They’re only small roads on the run up to the site, so be prepared to have to wait for a while before entering, but on balance you’re so close to the site entrance once into the parking area that it evens out. 

Once through the parking/drop off area it’s down a steep hill, across a narrow bridge, and then uphill again through a rugged pathway before some more wobbly terrain past the campervans.  

This year I took a sack truck and it was a big help, even if the wheels weren’t as ‘All Terrain’ as I hoped and my failure to use enough bungee cords led to a couple of profanity laden spills enroute. Many others had trolleys which doubled up as modes of transport for the kiddos, doggos and beer(os) across the weekend. 

Setting up my tent was one of the hottest (in the non-sexy way) activities I’ve ever engaged in, trumping even a sauna session. A thermometer I came to obsess over showed 45 degrees in there at one point, eliciting a Ralph Wiggum-esque chuckle of “I’m in danger”. 

Festival organisers had been proactive in their advice to attendees to stay safe and make sure they were hydrated included Frank Water who offered unlimited cold, filtered water refills on site for £7.50 or a little more for an addition of cordial. In the run up they were short a few volunteers which caused some logistical problems and long queues initially, but was soon resolved and grateful punters got their fill of ice-cold water. 

After an unexpected fly-by from the Red Arrows (in your FACE Glastonbury) it was time to get amongst it! As with previous years, all of the performances on day one were split between The Word stage and The Forest with the main stage area cordoned off until the next day while The Axiom and Cave tents provided some much-needed respite from the sun. 

This made it easy to quickly slip from set to set and not miss too much of anyone – a theme for the weekend in all honesty, as the modestly sized site allows you to move quickly between performances – especially from Main Stage to Neu, and Axiom to Cave where you’re basically a minute between them. 

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Haggard Cat wasted no time in getting the first circle pit of the festival going over in The Forest, kicking off the weekend with a rowdy set, but the need for food was dragging me away from the music and so I hit up Kofu Korean for two of their tasty Bao Buns with extra kimchi (£13). 

Then it was over to the merch tent to secure a clashfinder (£8)and pick up t-shirts I had reserved via the website prior to the festival (a really useful function!). There was a broad selection of gear there, including festival exclusives a 2000Trees x Head Above the Waves away football shirt (£45), Lou’s Brews’ 2000Degrees MKII hot sauce (£8), limited edition prints (£20) and even a Tragic: The Gathering playing card! 

Festival t-shirts were available in black, white and yellow designs (Adults £30, kids £20) and a sweet glow in the dark long-sleeved number with skeletons on was £35, as was the three-headed dog Cerberus tee. 

Back into the shaded Forest and Vower were starting their first of two sets of the weekend. Formed out of the ashes of Black Peaks, Palm Reader, and Toska the five-piece delivered a melodic metal set that filled the forest with big choruses and heavy riffs. Frontman Josh McKeown has an absolutely killer voice and thankfully held enough back for their Saturday afternoon slot. 

Unpeople. had received a fair amount of hype ahead of trees and were a “must see” for many. Their Forest set was covers heavy (Beastie Boys, Weezer, Reuben and System of a Down) which is unsurprising given they’ve a handful of songs at their disposal and wanted to keep their powder dry for Thursday’s set– not an issue in this weather. The set was disrupted by two different ends of the spectrum, as one person broke an ankle while a couple became engaged, but the band duly delivered and whet appetites for tomorrow’s Main Stage set. 

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The shade was my friend at this point, so I stood firm in the Forest and waited for one of the bands I missed out on last year, Blood Command. The Norwegian/Australian collective out of Bergen rock Adidas trackies and in the case of the front row terrorising frontwoman Nikki Brumen a red sequinned tennis dress. 

Brumen is a genuine star. Surfing the crowd, laying prone on the stage and doing her bit for the wellbeing of the crowd by spitting water into the crowd (hydration is key folks!). She dedicates a song to her sister, who won’t crowd surf due to having too much jewellery on her and promptly throws herself out there instead – continuing to give her all. 

I next caught Welsh punk rock five-piece Panic Shack in the Forest. Their fun-filled, acerbic set was one of the weekend’s highlights. They’re clearly having the time of their lives but also using their platform to provide social commentary. 

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Adding their voice to support for Kneecap and Bob Vylan, addressing body shaming, during 2022’s ‘I Don’t Really Like It’, a song about the male gaze, they blend into Ting Tings’ anthem ‘That’s Not My Name’. It’s a seething rendition with more bite than the original, and it rocks. 

With their self-titled debut released the week after Trees and a UK tour starting in October, Panic Shack are coming for you and we should all be here for it. 

I made my way back through to the main site and on the way saw a crowd gathered around Camp Kev’s stage and saw a young lad, called Finnley, probably around four years old, rocking out with his ukelele with the audience cheering and clapping along. 

This show will definitely be a core memory to this little Trees-er, and who knows maybe one day he’ll be crushing it on the main stage himself? 

Heading to Jerk Yard I grabbed a portion of boneless jerk chicken with rice and peas (£15) which was genuinely belting and set me up for the rest of the evening.

By the time Kid Kapichi walked out in the Forest the humidity levels were well up as bodies filled the space for a glimpse of the first of the band’s two shows. 

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They announced two of the founding members of the group were standing down, making these their last gigs as a fourpiece and grateful for the crowd turning out. Using their slot to play some of their older material, frontman Jack Wilson admitted they felt a bit rusty playing some of them but the crowd loved it no matter what. 

Mancunian rockers Hot Milk were the final act of the night. The band released its latest album Corporation P.O.P. earlier this year and have been touring relentlessly all year with more dates to come, but there were no signs of fatigue on show. 

At one point frontwoman Han Mee made reference to some other band from Manchester being on tour “But they’re not ‘ere are they?” and I don’t think anyone in the Forest minded one bit. The emo-pop anthem BLOODSTREAM would absolutely CRUSH IT at EuroVision and I mean that with the utmost praise and sincerity. It’s fucking rad! 

With great charisma, a genre hopping sound and the vocals of Mee and Jim Shaw interlinking perfectly, there is definitely scope for Hot Milk to deliver a mega set on the Main Stage at some point – although a rammed Neu or The Axiom may suit them too. 

I called it at this point, knowing there were still three full days to go and anticipating a fairly feral night’s sleep with the temperature still being in the high teens at this hour. 

THURSDAY 

Waking up to absolute furnace levels of heat at only 7am required an immediate exit from the tent and finding solace in the arms of a bacon roll with extra pork patty (£9.50) from Halls Dorset Smokery

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With the main arena area now fully opened, I took a tour of the various merchants offering their wares and including charities Safe Gigs for Women who work with venues, promoters, artists and gig-goers to fight sexual assault and harassment at live music events and Metal For Good who use the positive values of rock, metal and other alternative subcultures to make a positive difference in communities. 

Seeing so many charities at the festival, with people donating and buying their merch, added even more to the feel-good factor on site. That being said, it was a shame the device charging function provided by a charity last year had been taken over by a company selling camping gear and some decidedly overpriced supplies (£4 for a loaf of bread…) and hopefully something the organisers reconsider next year. 

Unbeknownst to me I’d set my tent up alongside a group of friends from Cambridge who turned out to be Grieving – a post hardcore quartet who only found out a few weeks prior to Trees they were playing. 

On getting into The Forest for their mid-morning set there was a large gap in the middle/front of the stage which I thought was the start of a frankly terrifying looking “Wall of Death” but it was actually to avoid being stood in the intense sun which was shining down through the canopy like a sunbeam through a magnifying glass. 

Frontman James Parrish, guitarist Ned Wilson Eames, bassist Jack Hurst and drummer Matt Simper hadn’t played a gig in six years prior to this slot, but the release of their debut album ‘Everything Goes Right, All At Once’ last Spring caught the bookers’ attention and they were invited along. Their half hour slot of post hardcore and emo sounds channelled the likes of American Football and Fugazi and was a perfect start to the day. 

Midday on the main stage brought out Karen Dió, who proclaims herself to be ‘your favourite Brazilian punk rocker’ on her Instagram, for a set nearly as fierce as the baking sun!  

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Entering to the theme from Rocky, Dió overcame some technical difficulties with the click track to deliver a charismatic, energetic and downright fantastic set filled with punk rock riffs and plenty of fun. Her cover of Chappel Roan’s ‘Casual’ is better than the original and I will not be taking any questions on the matter. 

Having toured with Limp Bizkit in the UK and Europe in the Spring, Dió is definitely in the ascendency and James Scarlett has tipped her to headline Trees in the future. On the evidence of this set it’ll be sooner rather than later!  

Capping off the set with the certified pop-rock banger ‘Sick Ride’ the band then brought out a birthday cake for guitarist and Karen’s husband, former Dinosaur Pile-up frontman Matt Bigland, serenading him with a chorus of Happy Birthday – Parabéns from all at Summer Festival Guide! 

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The price of beers is always one of those hot topics at festivals, and it’s something that Trees organisers are very aware of. While they do encourage folks to buy beers where they can, they’re also okay with folks bringing their own drinks from the campsite which helps reduce costs. 

What I will say though is the quality of the beers and ciders on offer is a level up from other festivals. There’s none of the “Big Beer” here – it’s independent, delicious and well worth the outlay. So, if you’re at Trees, follow the unofficial mantra “Heroes buy Beeros!” and enjoy a cold one rather than a lukewarm can of cider from your tent – you won’t regret it. 

Trees also always has heaps of great food available, catering to all comers – from your omnivores, to carnivores, vegetarians, vegans and coeliacs. I visited the excellently named Beetbox for a beetroot falafel wrap (£12) which was equally excellent and enjoyed with a pint from the Arbor bar – sampling the Tree’s collaboration “Holding Out For A Beero” (£7) – a super drinkable IPA which was very popular and soon sold out. 

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Unpeople.’s second coming occurred on the Main Stage and there were a lot of VERY up for it fans down front and centre but as soon as the menacing riff of ‘Waste’ kicks things off that has soon spread beyond the pit and engulfed all in attendance. The lyrics “Give the people what they want, no question” seems to be something Unpeople. take very much to heart. 

Crowd surfers were flung gleefully into the air and over the barrier as the rockers delivered a half hour set filled with heavy numbers with hook riddled choruses. This included the monumental sing-along set closer ‘The Garden’ which the crowd chanted along to with fervour – possibly worried the heat would render them incapacitated for the rest of the day and wanting to give it their all. 

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The heat by this point was kicking the ever-loving heck out of me, so I had a lie down besides a big old tree to listen to Snayx during their slot. Having been forced to cancel their show last year, it was a strong return for the band and their riotous set complete with huge cover of The Prodigy’s ‘Breathe’ was worth the wait alone. 

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Dragging myself to my feet via a strategically positioned I rose to my feet for The Hunna’s set. Frontman Ryan Potter has mighty lungs on him, both in terms of his vocal range and the energetic performance levels. They debuted new single ‘Hide & Seek’ along with some more familiar tracks including the radio-friendly singalong ‘Bonfire’ and it was  

Flagging like an overenthusiastic Sea Scout I headed into the welcoming, shaded embrace of the Forest for one of the unexpected highlights of the weekend. 

Battlesnake walked out to monastic chanting wearing white bedazzled robes and with singer Sam Frank bedecked in a hood with golden horns. While I may have been hallucinating, something seemed different about this Aussie troupe, and when Frank began his satanic spoken-word intro and one of the THREE guitarists lifted their Flying-V, I knew it was about to get heavy as fuck! 

Their most recent album’s name is ‘Dawn of the Exultants and the Hunt for the Shepherd’ and the theatricality doesn’t stop with their naming of records. Ending each song with “Thank you we are Battlesnake!” the Sydney rockers led a crowd frothing at the gills in cult-like chants of “Murder, Murder” during ‘Murder Machine’ and giving us all the pageantry you’d expect from a 70’s metal band. 

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During the monstrous ‘Sanctum Robotos’ it is possible Frank was briefly possessed by the gods of rock, a suspicion confirmed once he stuck his tongue out and started shaking his golden horns at the front row before he and the rest of the band flung themselves into the crowd for a mass crowd surfing. 

The set finished with the guitarist clambering onto the bassist’s shoulders to be carried aloft around the Forest while Frank stripped to his budgy smugglers and writhed around on the floor. 

For the whole 45 minutes I didn’t stop smiling, laughing and making devil horns with my hand and I wasn’t the only one! They dragged a group of sun-scorched souls from the pits of heat induced despair before condemning us en masse to the depths of a heavy metal hell, one mega-riff after another and I’ll be honest – I’m ready to join this cult. 

Hoisting the bar to monumental heights, Battlesnake were going to be a tough act to follow in my eyes – and so it was on to PVRIS. 

Now, it was clear there were a lot of people in the crowd who were incredibly stoked for the co-headliner’s sundown slot but there was also a sense that a lot were getting themselves positioned for Kneecap. 

Frontwoman Lynn Gunn has an absolutely incredible voice, and genuine star quality, and songs like ‘Smoke’, ‘Fire’ and closers ‘My House’ and ‘GODDESS’ are cool as hell but during a sprawling set I have to be brutally honest I lost interest. 

Too many of the songs felt they had another couple of gears to go through, but never really hit full speed. I couldn’t quite put my finger on it, and whether it was the ‘Battlesnake effect’ I drifted toward the bar to get a drink and bag a Buffalo Chicken Burger from Chicken Shack before wandering to The Axiom for Scottish indie-rockers Twin Atlantic

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To borrow some Scots patter, the tent was absolutely hoatching with people ready to fill their boots with something of a slightly different persuasion to a lot of the guitar-based bands of the weekend. 

They know how to work a room full of fans ready to get in amongst it, and their anthemic sound filled out The Axiom and beyond – which is handy considering how full the tent was.  

I have a huge fondness for singers staying authentic to their geographical roots rather than wandering into a trans-Atlantic drawl – so it’s a pleasure to hear Sam McTrusty’s Glaswegian twang laced throughout their songs, whether that’s on earnest acoustic tracks like ‘Crash Land’ or the stank face conjuring ‘No Sleep’. 

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Closing out with ‘Heart and Soul’, an iconic track with almost 28million streams on that streaming platform, the tent empties rapidly as many head down to the main stage for Thursday’s finale with Kneecap

It would take a frankly spectacular ability to avoid the news for you to be unaware of the three-piece from West Belfast and Derry. Before the festival there was a LOT of noise around the group, with Sharon Osborne’s comments after the band’s Coachella set putting wheels in motion for a campaign calling for festivals including Trees to remove them from the billing. 

There was never any doubt Kneecap would be making their third appearance at Upcote, even if it took until just over a month prior for Trees to issue a statement confirming. This made it one of the most anticipated sets of the weekend, especially after cancellations of their scheduled performances at Radar and TRNSMT festivals. 

Emerging to a sea of Ireland and Palestine flags, Celtic shirts, GAA jerseys and balaclava wearing kids, the group were ready to give the crowd what they wanted as ‘It’s Been Ages’ started a riotous set punctuated by equal parts standup comedy and political discourse from Mo Chara (Liam Óg Ó hAnnaidh) and Móglaí Bap (Naoise Ó Cairealláin). 

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For ‘Better Way to Live’, Fontaines DC frontman Grian Chatten pops up on a video from DJ Próvaí’s (JJ Ó Dochartaigh) deck and ahead of ‘Guilty Conscience’ Mo Chara references the court case regarding alleged terror offences which takes place towards the end of August – promising a gig outside the court “It’s going to be like a criminal Live Aid!”. 

The band regularly praise the festival and the audience during their performance, but I can’t help but feel there is a lot of filler in their set. That’s hardly surprising with one LP behind them and a lot of EPs, and there’s no denying the singles are massive – especially ‘H.O.O.D’ – but you have to hope there’s something in the pipeline to move them from comedy collective into mainstays on the rap scene. 

New single ‘THE RECAP’ is hopefully a nod to that, and an absolutely incendiary version to (knee)cap off the night has the scorched ground shaking. It’s an exhilarating performance and the toll of “keeping her lit” sends me off to bed in the hope of a cooler night’s sleep! 

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FRIDAY 

Temperatures did indeed drop overnight, but were soon up again and the 8am alarm of a USAF U-2 “Dragon Lady” bomber taking off from nearby RAF Fairford had cricked necks craning to the sky for a peek. 

A slow start to day two began with some tasty veggie samosas from Curry Bae and built up to Aussie punk rockers Press Club on the main stage. The Melbourne natives played their first show in the UK at Cheltenham’s legendary Frog & Fiddle pub, so in some ways this felt like a bit of a home from homecoming. 

Frontwoman Natalie Foster’s main character energy filled every corner of the main stage as she sprinted around, clambering down to the barrier and getting into the crowd. Their half hour set flew by as they rattled through songs from May’s ‘To All the Ones That I Love’ album and 2019’s ‘Late Teens’. 

During the total bop ‘Headwreck’ Foster informs us she’ll “bring her A-game” and I can confirm she and the band duly delivered. A* from me! 

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In an interview ahead of Trees James Scarlett had shouted out Julia Wolf, saying: “Every so often, I book an act in a small slot, and they suddenly get much, much bigger” and that definitely seemed the case here as the Forest was absolutely rammed on arrival. 

Wolf stood in a fetching yellow 2000Trees football shirt and it felt like she was drinking in this intimate stage setting, knowing in her heart that she’s going to be playing much bigger venues from here on in. 

Recent single ‘Jennifer’s Body’ is dedicated to Megan Fox, star of the film of the same name, and tackles body imagery, before TikTok hit ‘My Room’ closes out a dreamy set which could have carried on for another hour as far as I was concerned. 

MAJOR GRIPE ALERT! A load of people had created circles of camping chairs, taking up heaps of space. Those groups combined with a load of hammocks creating a limbo situation when trying to navigate the sloped hill to find a spot made what is ordinarily my favourite corner of the festival an absolute waking nightmare. 

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I get that it was hot and that area was shady but come on people!? Hopefully something is done to negate that at future Trees, because it stopped people getting in and out which isn’t particularly safe for one and is bloody irritating for another! 

A late recommendation from a friend sent me across to the main stage for The Dangerous Summer, not for a talk about the merits of sunscreen and shade, but for a set filled with soaring guitars and frontman AJ Perdomo’s yearning voice. 

They’ve been around for almost 20 years as a band and the nostalgic tone of ‘Where I Want To Be’ and ‘Coming Home’ evoke all those feels from a more innocent time, while ‘Fuck Them All’ triggers many clenched fists being raised to the sky. During ‘The Permanent Rain’ Perdomo hands his bass over to Ben Landford-Biss from As It Is and gets himself into the crowd to drink in some of what he has created. 

As the curtain falls, AJ Perdomo shouts “We are The Motherfucking Dangerous Summer” drops his mic and leaves, job well done. 

On a wander between stages I hear a bit of Delta Sleep and Trash Boat, both of which draw good crowds, but the shade is calling so it’s back under that trusty tree with a couple of pints from Arbor. 

My friends are absolutely STOKED to see these cult heroes FIDLAR in their backyard and a chaotic and deeply enjoyable performance makes it easy to see why! The sunshine, surfer rock of ‘No Waves’, playschool protest of ‘Sober’ and infectious teen rebellion hooks of ‘West Coast’ bring the vibes while covers of ‘Wonderwall’ and ‘Feel Good Hit of The Summer’ bring a little bit of familiarity to those not in the know. 

It’s a fun-filled set and they leave telling everyone they’d been ‘Taking Back Sunday’ but they’re fooling nobody – they’re FIDLAR and they’re awesome. 

Before mainstays of the scene Coheed and Cambria I get myself a portion of the frankly world beating Birria Tacos from Bristol’s Gourmet Warriors. There was a bit of a wait for them to arrive, but DAMN were they worth it…I could gleefully have eaten about twenty of them, but it was back to the main stage for Coheed’s set.  

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With the sun dipping down and bathing the stage in gold, Coheed and Cambria were up for this co-headliner slot. 

Having already played an acoustic set during a Forest Q&A session you could be forgiven for thinking they’d be a little fatigued, but the New Yorkers absolutely work their socks off to deliver a set laced with songs from 2025 album ‘The Father of Make Believe’ but still bringing out the classics including ‘A Favor House Atlantic’,  

Claudio Sanchez hasn’t lost a bit of his impressive near falsetto and as he leads the band into an encore of ‘Blood Red Summer’ the crowd tries to keep pace, straining already well used vocal cords to their limit and probably compromising a few in the process! 

Then it’s time for them to leave, but not before a set and potentially world ending rendition of ‘Welcome Home’. There are certain bits of kit that a guitarist pulls out that immediately signify something awesome is about to happen (see earlier reference to Flying V’s) and a white, double-necked Gibson SG is one of them.  

Wheeling the 12 stringer we’ve been left in no doubt as to Coheed’s penchant for the epic. It’s a huge set and they’ve given their all, throwing down the gauntlet to all comers. Awesome. 

Frank Turner is no stranger to 2000Trees (indeed he played ‘Love, Ire & Song’ in the Forest earlier) but Million Dead broke up before the festival was born in 2005 – so when James Scarlett heard whisper that they were getting the band back together he wasted zero time in telling Frank he’d book them for the festival, forcing his hand a little in the process. 

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This is unbridled nostalgia and The Axiom audience is 100% here for it! 

While Frank’s voice doesn’t quite hit the high notes of yore he’s not the only one – as neither does drummer Ben Dawson’s which Turner describes as “like a gerbil being murdered”. Something about “those in glass houses” springs to mind but it doesn’t take anything away from what feels like a reunion of best mates for all in a sweaty Axiom. 

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A frenetic ‘Smiling at Strangers on Trains’ brings things to an end, sating those in the crowd who doubted they’d ever see Million Dead back on a stage – if only due to the relentless schedule of Frank who passed the 3,000 show mark in February – and then it was time for another shot of nostalgia delivered by Taking Back Sunday

This is the band’s only UK show of 2025 so there’s plenty of elder emos ready to let loose and when the opening to ‘A Decade Under the Influence’ kicked off the years rolled back, arms were raised and lungs started emptying into the night’s sky. 

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There’s been quite a few reports of poor-quality shows in recent years and frontman Adam Lazzara’s voice isn’t the finely tuned tool it once was – but having played a few festival slots in the US already earlier in the year, there was hope for a return to form. 

Unfortunately, despite a set packed out with genuine emo anthems including Liar (It Takes One to Know One)’ and ‘You’re So Last Summer’ it seemed like there was some ring rustiness among the band and it felt like much of the crowd were counting down to the “big two” which, unsurprisingly came at the end of the night. 

When the iconic intro to ‘Cute Without The ‘E’ (Cut From The Team)’ started the audience, including the casuals Lazzara had called out earlier, were back in the fight and by the time ‘MakeDamnSure’ came round it was like it was 2006 all over again. It was good to live out the emo dream again, and I can’t say I’d have gone to see them on tour, but the perpetual teething problems made for a bit of a disappointing headline slot. 

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To the uninitiated you may not know that one of the staples of Trees is the Silent Disco which is spread over multiple channels and stages and even involves live sets from bands. You can pre-order the headsets for £26 (£20 of which is refunded after the event) and then collect using a barcode or rent them on site for £28. 

It’s honestly one of the best bits of the festival, and having been unable to sleep due to the sound of revellers last night I thought it was time to join in! 

Tonight, Thrill Collins is playing a set in the Forest and it goes OFF! A setlist packed with pop and rock hits, as well as a UK Garage medley interspersed by the brand’s trademark witticisms got a crowd going – to the point of unexpected crowd surfing which the security guards expecting a quiet night were soon called into action! 

After a couple of hours of hopping between channels and tents to find the best vibes, slinging back White Russians and having a thoroughly excellent time – I picked up a tasty mushroom and spinach pizza from Slice One for supper and finally got to bed as the temperature dropped and meant I could actually justify having brought my sleeping bag with me! 

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SATURDAY 

A few hours later and it was back to phenomenally spicy temperatures in the tent so I covered the outside of it with emergency foil blankets in the vain hope of surviving another night. 

I was definitely feeling the accumulative effects of the heat, the lack of sleep and probably some of the White Russians, so I tackled the day with a frankly glacial pace. 

Philadelphia natives Catbite are the main stage’s first offering to the sun gods and it couldn’t have been a better start to the day. I genuinely believe there are few better things than ska tinged punk at a festival in the sun – it just fits! 

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Brittany Luna is a phenomenon of a front woman, engaging the crowd with her patter, getting them to air scratch during ‘Scratch Me Up’ and delivering a wild performance during ‘Call Your Bluff’ – but the whole band is giving it FULL BEANS up there, this despite having to fly back to the US in a couple of days and having two sets booked for the after hours sets in the campsite.  

They’ll be back in the UK in the Autumn on the Common Thread tour and if they’re in your postcode you need to get some of their live performance in your life! 

DaytimeTV make their Trees debut in the Neu tent and bring their own Royal Bloodiness of chonky riffs and stadium filling noise to a small space in a field in Gloucestershire. There’s definitely a radio friendly element to their sound and I would be shocked if they’re not occupying much larger stages in the future. 

The only downside of being in the covered stages for these performances was the humidity in there, rivalled only by the portaloos which made a fella very pleased to have brought Immodium, despite the regular cleaning. 

Saturday is traditionally fancy dress day at Trees, with the best outfits receiving a ticket to next year’s festival and this year’s theme was heroes! Despite the heat, hundreds and hundreds of attendees joined in and some of the highlights were assorted WWE legends, Postman Pat, a can of Arbor’s 2000Trees beer collab, Cadbury’s chocolates and my personal favourite Chad Kroeger and Josey Scott from the Spiderman soundtrack – complete with mini Spiderman and New York skyline. 

I went back to The Forest for the first time and the shade greeted me like an old friend, as did Kevin Devine’s performance. I first heard Kevin’s music at University in 2005 when an ex introduced me to ‘Circle Gets the Square’ but had never seen him live, so this was one of the sets I most looked forward to over the weekend. 

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A folky set filled with the heartfelt lyrics and Kevin’s vocal range of soft and gentle to lung busting screams was just what I needed – you could say it was, devine…(sorry). 

Fans sang gently along to ‘Just Stay’ with it’s “I’m okay, okay. I’m okay, okay” outro, and ‘Cotton Crush’, while Devine dedicated ‘Another Bag of Bones’ to a Free Palestine before performing an Elliot Smith cover (‘Between the Bars’) and teasing the crowd with a few intros including Mr. Jones, Enter Sandman and Smells Like Teen Spirit before announcing “Anyway, here’s Wonderwall!” and closing out his first set at Trees since 2017. 

The much needed, calmer set in the shaded sanctuary of the Forest, brought me back to life and I was ready for the rest of the day via a trip to Bunnyman’s for their legendary chilli in a hollowed out bread stick. Last year I made the chronically poor decision to take on their ‘Hot As Hell’ flavour and nearly combusted – so this time I opted for 50/50 while liberally applying the free Factor 50 the stall owners kindly provided. 

It was amazing and complimented a restorative cider in the sun perfectly. 

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Next were Vukovi but I took the opportunity to pack up my tent ahead of exiting site in the morning. I could hear them from the campsite, and they sounded brilliant from afar. I definitely regret not being in the crowd to see the iconic Mr Fridge meet his final end after years of Trees domination (RIP), but it sounds like Vukovi owned their slot and I will 100% be making an effort to see them next time around. 

I dipped in to catch some of La Dispute in The Axiom and Lowlives playing Neu on the way back to the main stage for letlive. 

The former had filled the tent to the rafters, with the overspill of shade seekers enjoying the show and singer Jordan Dreyer’s emotionally strained vocals, while Lowlives delivered a proper rocking set as Snatch villain Brick Top’s grimace watched over them from the kick drum. 

Letlive. split in 2017 and in 2024 announced a remaster of ‘The Blackest Beautiful’ as well as details of their farewell tour – including a stop at 2000Trees – which was music to the ears of many who thought that was that. 

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While this performance may be goodbye, there’s nothing Irish about – they are going HARD AS up there! Frontman Jason Aalon Butler’s voice is monumental and the band are rocking out to the fullest as the crowd bays for more. 

He uses his platform to talk about the band, to thank the crowd and touches on his own challenges with his mental health and anger which he’s worked on with therapy (it’s cool to talk about how you feel, folks). 

That anger is put to good use during ‘Good Mourning, America’ which feels as relevant now as it ever has against the political backdrop in the USA and beyond as does the fury laden ‘The Sick, Sick, 6.8 Billion’. 

It’s both a vitriolic and reflective performance and he dedicates ‘Muther’ to the women in the crowd proclaiming to the men in the audience “Women don’t need your help, they need your respect and the courtesy they deserve!” while also informing them he’ll gladly mete out a beating if they don’t heed his call.  But he’s also in a playful mood, gently chiding a fan Charlotte who saw him and said she’d had a dream he gave her a shoutout only for her to not be there (she was, she was just away from her friends) before getting her on stage – along with the Marshall amp mascot who dutifully kneels down to take their space on the stage as Butler warns him: “Remember how I used to break amps on stage? Your times up motherfuckah!” 

On that, Butler is proving an absolute nightmare for the stage crew with his running around, throwing mics, dragging the drum kit along the stage, jumping down to the barrier and dragging leads across monitors – and that’s the tip of the iceberg! 

During ‘27 Club’ he’s down to his underwear and scaling the stage up to the light scaffolding, causing more than a few sharp intakes of breath and worry we’re about to see a major spill – but thankfully he makes it back down safely, albeit leaving his microphone dangling (not a euphemism). 

It was one of the sets of the weekend and cued the hunger pangs, so Pad Thai and Spring Rolls from…well, Pad Thai…were on the menu before the final headliners of the weekend, Alexisonfire

Now, I have to confess I never had an Alexisonfire phase (I know, I know – it isn’t a phase…) but this was one the elder emos in the crowd were absolutely bouncing in their Posturepedic Vans for. 

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Entering to the theme tune from The Last of the Mohicans they salute the crowd, thanking them for “sticking with us all these years” and as soon as ‘Accidents’ kicks in there is a massive release of pent-up energy and by the time the singalong “woah, woah, woah” comes in we’re at escape velocity and being carried by the momentum. 

You can tell they’ve been touring their arses off this last year, as the band don’t miss a step – a far cry from last night’s headliners! But they’re also clearly having a blast up there. 

At one point George Pettitt ends up crowd surfing and sitting on an inflatable armchair as the adoring crowd carry him aloft in between slinging themselves over the barrier. 

Before the encore the band leads a singalong to a huge ‘This Could Be Anywhere In The World’ returning for a somehow even louder sounding ‘Young Cardinals’ and shutting it down with ‘Happiness By The Kilowatt’ which bleeds into Neil Young’s ‘Hey Hey, My My’ leaving the last shreds of the chainmail sporting Wade MacNeil’s voice hanging by a thread. 

The band leave the stage to rapturous applause with the crowd’s beaming faces slowly moving away from the stage into the night – hearts filled by an astonishing headline set. Alexisonfire wasn’t a band I listened to back in the day, but fair play they absolutely delivered the perfect closer to the main stage action and one of those legendary performances folk will talk about for years to come. 

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I finally made my way into the campsite for one of the highlights of the weekend, a series of afterhours sets from musicians across several stages set out along the main route through the campsite. 

Last year there were a few grumbles about the congestion caused by these shows, with folks crammed between tents, standing on guy ropes and blocking the pathway. This year the set-up crew had created a more formalised space for each of these, Camp Turner in particular, which solved the problem. 

Bouncing between stages I managed to catch two sets from Catbite (Camp Turner and UTB Manchester) with an acoustic set including mouth trombone and slick harmonies and cover of Amy Winehouse’s ‘Valerie’ and their own bangers ‘Die in Denver’ and ‘Excuse Me Miss’ among others. I also saw Olivia Rose (Camp Turner) who jumped in to save the day for Catbite with a Capo ahead of her own slot, before moving on to Cheltenham locals Truck (Camp Frabbit) who’s singer Jamie had managed to shred his vocal cords screaming along during the weekend but still delivered a fun set including the excellent single ‘Spit It Out’. 

A last flick between Silent Disco channels and a hotdog with fries from Piggie Smalls later and it was time for bed – with the only disappointment from the day being the lack of appearance from last year’s Saturday night headliners…No, not Don Broco…The Cockchafers! I say disappointment, those winged behemoths caused chaos last time round so it was quite nice to wee in peace! 

SUNDAY 

The usual challenges of 15,000 people leaving site via a tiny B road occurred on exit, compounded somewhat by a local highways operative directing traffic from the junction and the Big Green Bus coaches squeezing their way down the lane – but it wasn’t too long before I was home and checking out the gnarly tanlines from my wristband.  

As sunkissed/ravaged revellers made their way from the dustbowl site and back to reality, it’s worth a pause to reflect and thank everyone involved in 2000 Trees. From the organisers to all the staff and volunteers who put this beaut of a festival on for us. 

The heat was unrelenting all weekend and they stood firm, smiling and bringing the vibes that help to make this festival what it is. 

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A word on those vibes too. Many first timers I spoke to commented on this intangible quality, some having abandoned small festivals that grew exponentially and sold out to the corporations years ago – ruining that community feel you get at those festivals and that community is so powerful at Trees. 

2000Trees maintains its fierce independence and has done since 2007 and in my opinion is all the better for it. Considering the economic challenges faced by so many and with 204 UK festivals closing altogether since 2019, it is testament to the powers that be at 2000Trees that they’ve resisted the lure of corporate dollar – with only Marshall Amps really having any overt presence there as a partner. 

Glastonbury’s fallow year in 2026 provides an opportunity for the mid-sized festivals to hoover up new fans and convert them into lifers. With discounted early bird ticket packages available and instalment plans available for next year, regulars already committing and festival director James Scarlett’s knack for picking a belter of a lineup, I’d wager it won’t be long before the best kept secret on the UK festival scene is anything but secret. 

2000Trees 2026 takes place from Thursday 9th to Saturday 11th July, so get it in the diary and I’ll see you at the Silent Disco!